The Even Doctors
Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who. If I did I'd go mad with power. Only joking. Maybe.. This also features the even incarnations of the doctors. So that would be 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, and 12.
The Twelfth Doctor pouted in his chair by the console, a book in his hand. He had been out of action for too long. He needed adventure and he wasn't finding it here. What happened to me? He thought. I used to be a madman with a box. Now what am I? He stood up, peeking around the console for the switch that started his TARDIS. The engines began, creating that noise that he loved. That wheezing, groaning sound. Oh, how he loved that sound!
"Well, where to?" he asked himself. "I could go back and meet Alexander Hamilton. Tell him about the musical coming his way. I'm sure he'd be proud." he pressed a button and pulled a lever. "I could go Dorium's palace and bring him his head blanket." He switched one more control. "Or I could go back and see Madame De Pompad-" the TARDIS lurched. Not like it's usual lurch. This one was far more hostile.
"Whoa there old girl, calm down." the old man said soothingly. The TARDIS lurched once more, throwing him off his feet and onto the floor. "Sexy! Sexy please!" he brought himself to his feet. "What's going on?" he asked to no one in particular. He looked at the scanner and it showed nothing except the vortex, the stars, twirling on the screen. The TARDIS was moving a lot more than normal during flight. He hadn't even engaged the TARDIS in flight yet.
He ran to the doors, pulling them open and popping his head out. He watched the vortex as the TARDIS lurched violently into every direction. An asteroid entered the vortex, flying towards the Doctor's head. "AAAAAAHHHH" he screamed as he quickly pulled himself back into the TARDIS, shutting its doors. "Well, what happens next?" he asked breathlessly.
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