Disclaimer: I don't own these wonderful characters.

A/N: As you can tell my favorite characters are Jane, Alec, and Emmett. My friend asked me to write this and I thought this would be fun to write. Well enjoy!

Chapter 1: Jane POV

My birthday is in a week and I want it to be special. Aro said that I can get anything I wanted as far as entertainment went. Alec and I are planning on having seperate parties. I want to have a clown and tons of balloons. This is going to be tons of fun. I knew exactly who I want to be the clown.

As walking from Aro's room to my own, I ran into Alec. "Alec, I'm going to have Emmett be a clown for my party. Doesn't that sound fun? He's a big goonie anyways. Well, I hope you make fun decisions too for your party. What do you have planned anyways? You've never told me."

"I was thinking about getting a mechanical bull. I've seen those on tv, and they look really fun. I don't know what all I want though. This is a tough choice. I mean, we don't get birthday parties every year. Good luck with getting Emmett over here to be the clown. I got to go talk to Marcus about the party" He waved and walked away. (A/N: I have no clue what boys like for their birthday parties.)

When I got back to my room I got out my cell phone and called Emmett. It rang and rang. Finally he picked up. "Hey, Emmett, it's Jane. As you probably know my birthday party is going to be in a week. I was wondering if you would be a clown for my party. You're the funniest vampire I know. Marcus tried it a few years ago and as you can probably guess. He wasn't funny. It was a disaster. I want this one to be special. Please Emmett! This means a lot to me." If I was able to cry I would. He's going to cave.

"Okay, I'll do it. What do I get for doing it?" Typical Emmett.

"You get to keep the red nose and the over-sized shoes." I joked. I can't believe he actually had to think about this. Emmett was one of a kind. Only he would do this to get the red nose and over-sized shoes.

"Okay. I can always use them for when we play truth or dare. Oh the fun I can have with those. Oh, by the way, we got the invitiations and we are all coming except for Edward. He's staying behind with Bella. He said he doesnt want to leave her because she will get hurt. I don't see why he hasn't changed her yet. Wait, I know why. It's because he doesnt want her to lose her humanity. What a silly reason. All of us are telling him that if he doesn't change her we will. Well, I got to go. Rosalie is calling me to have me help her. I'll see you next week." He hung up.

I have to go tell Aro that Emmett is going to do. We need all the clown accessories. Things like his costume, make-up, the red nose, the shoes. This means we get to go shopping. Oh the excitement.

When I went to Aro's room, he was on the computer sending more invites. This is going to be one big party. I'm so excited. Now is the best time to tell him. "Emmett said that he'll be a clown for my party. We need to go shopping to for the costume. Emmett wants to keep the red nose and the shoes. He wants to have fun with them when his family plays truth or dare. I can see it now. Emmett daring Edward to go to the mall dressed as a clown. Well anyways will you take me?"

He thought about it for a few minutes then he finally agreed. We drove to the mall in silence. We arrived in half an hour and we found a parking spot. We walked in and headed towards Ruby Costume CO. This is the best place to buy costumes and accessories. I love this store. We walked around the store. There were tons of clown costumes but none of them were right. I walked to the back of the store and the costume I found amazed me.

A/N: Well heres the first chapter I'll post the second one tonight. Now I have to go and do my summer reading list for AP English. Fun Fun...not.