Naruto

We started life the same, orphaned at a young age,
But I was starved for love, while you were feeding on hate.
Played at being an avenger, but you're just plain whiny.
Kill your brother? Ha! we all saw him kick your hiney.
You thought you were so powerful, made stronger by your rage,
But he was master of the sharingan at a third your age.
Hate to break it to you, buddy, but let the truth sink in:
You're only alive 'cause Itachi let you win.

Sasuke

Listen to you talk - remember our first mission?
I nearly lost my life so you could go on livin'.
I could've taken Haku down, but you got in the way.
It's all thanks to me you lived to fight another day.
Is it really any wonder I left Sakura and you
To go and be trained by Orochimaru?
The village idiots, or the most powerful sanin ever;
It doesn't take a genius to know which option is better.

Naruto

"The most powerful sanin"? Please, don't make me smile.
Your master was a hippie-haired senior pedophile.
He made you live underground in a hideout pretty shoddy,
And when it comes down to it, all he wanted was your body.
My master was a sanin, a sage, and an author.
(Oh, and did I mention he was also my godfather?)
You can make fireballs, but my jutsu's even hotter;
Get ready - my Rasengan's gonna blow you out the water!

Sasuke

So you can make a spinning ball of air - what a laugh.
At least you can dry your hair when you get out the bath.
Your shadow clones are pointless and pathetic at their best,
So then what will you do - Sexy Jutsu me to death?
Your taijutsu is rubbish, your ninjutsu is junk.
"Hero of the Hidden Leaf" - but you're still just a punk.
You haven't got a hope if you step to me;
I got sharingan, Susano'o, and chidori!

Naruto

So you've got a kekkei genkai, an ocular jutsu.
Any one of your relatives could wield it better than you do.
But even with the sharingan, the "all-powerful clan"
Still got their butts kicked by just one man!
We're a clan of Jinchuriki; you're just a bunch of pipsqueaks.
Uzumaki beats Uchiha any day of the week!

Sasuke

Sure, you're contaminated with the Nine Tail's chakra,
But take that away, you're just a dumb blond baka.
You get beat up by a girl, and you can't even bruise her.
You'll always be the number one knuckle-headed loser.

Naruto

Go ahead and laugh, but here's the truth, if you'll receive it;
One day I'm still gonna be Hokage - believe it!
You know what's really sad? You're just a genin at your age.
I'm younger than you, and I'm a butt-kickin' sage.