Full Summary: In a world where Harry Potter never showed up to Hogwarts, Hermione Granger is desperate. Hunted on all sides by friends and enemies alike, her life has become a desperate struggle of control and survival in a swiftly deteriorating world. Her hunt for a trump card leads her to Hari Uchiha, the boy who had once been Harry Potter. Hari however has his own problems to deal with, a purist's war and a strange girl the least of his worries. Hermione refuses to take no for an answer and soon the two of them become trapped in a battle of wills thats consequences that will ripple throughout both worlds. Uchiha!Harry, AU

Chapter 1

Granger comes a-calling

A/N - So this is long. It was all written in one sitting however, so apologies for any grammar or other mistakes. Also, heres hoping the formatting is working properly. Thanks so much to VlastaChaos for dropping everything and quickly betaing the heck out of it for me.

Petunia Dursley, Hermione decided there and then, was a chameleon. And a bloody good one at that.

Hermione watches the blonde woman over the rim of her glasses, struggling to match the woman in front of her with the pictures and information Tonks had managed to scrape together for her. Where Petunia had once been blonde and waif like, an upcoming business woman renowned for her ruthlessness, now she stood as a dark haired, olive skinned, stocky woman. Her stereotypical appearance went a long way to helping her blend in with the locals. She trudges from room to room in her search of the sugar, calloused and scarred hands slamming cupboards and constantly frowning. If it wasn't for the spark in her eyes, the long elegant curve of her neck that she failed to hide completely with her slumped shoulders and the particular blobby shape of her ears. Hermione doubted even Petunia's mother would have been able to recognise her daughter in the woman in front of her. There was barely anything there to suggest the woman had ever belonged to any country but the one she currently resided in. But that was the idea she supposed.

Petunia finally finds the sugar pot in the cupboard the furthest from Hermione, stashed under boxes of half eaten pop tarts and hand painted mugs covered with childish slogans. Petunia grabs one of these mugs, Hermione just managing to catch the words "World's #1 Mum!" before Petunia walks past her and back to the kettle.

"One or two spoons?" Petunia asks over her shoulder, watching Hermione from the corner of her eye. Hermione shoots her a smile, straightening her papers on the table to hide her increasing irritation as she says as brightly as she can, "Two please." Patience, she thinks. Patience, Hermione. You have time. No one knows you're here. Yet.

Petunia nods at her, one brisk movement of the head before she turns back to the tea and Hermione can no longer see what she's doing. Hermione takes this moment of reprise to fully look around the room she's in, cataloguing and memorising all the possible exits around her. The kitchen is small, a simple room of wood and marble that may once have cost much but was so cracked and damaged now that it appeared as more of a safety hazard. It looked well-loved however, the countertops shining Hermione's face back at her and the wood glistening with polish. Through the open doorway was a narrow hallway, with three doors leading off of it. She knows from her stakeouts that the one on the end and the right leads to the lounge room and a balcony with a three storey drop that she was hoping wouldn't kill her before she had time to Apparate if she had to go over that way. Petunia, dropping her mug on the table across from Hermione, drew Hermione's attention back to the woman, just in time to see Petunia delicately place a teacup in front of her. It's China. Cheap, she discovers when she picks it up and takes a sip of the strangely fruity tea, but re-designed to appear worth more than it is.

"My son should be back from school by 2, so don't be too surprised when a loud noisy teenage boy comes barrelling in through the door and nearly knocks you over" Petunia says as she seems to fold in on herself as she sits in the chair across from Hermione, their legs bumping against each other under the small table. Hermione notices the small smile on Petunia's face, cataloguing it away in the back of her mind. If it came down to it, her son, Dudley if Hermione remembered correctly, could be used as a final bargaining tool.

"So, now what exactly is it your organisation, Spew was it?" At Hermione's nods Petunia continued, "What is Spew advocating again?"

Though there's disgust in her voice Hermione can see the interested sparkle in her eyes, and silently she thanks the twins for managing to catch this opening into Petunia's home. Though she's now more of an ink blot then a calligraphy line, Hermione has it on good authority (some Veritaserum from the twins used on a pair of muggles that are part of Petunia's gym group) that if there was one thing the woman still couldn't drop from her previous life it was her appreciation for elegance and strength in women. Even if Petunia herself had to drop it, had to become harder and rougher to help with her disguise, it didn't mean she couldn't still advocate for it when she could. As a small time bakery owner this role wasn't nearly as impressive as her previous one as the second in command in one of the biggest business schools in England. That was were Hermione came in.

Straightening her spine, and trying her hardest to channel as much of the purebloods as she could- All charm, and grace and flashing red lips and poised limbs- Hermione began her magic show.

"Well, as my partner no doubt told you, here at SPEW, The Society for the Promotion of Elegant Women we find it absolutely appalling that many young girls and women believe that to get ahead in life they have to abandon their femininity. At SPEW we annually host events, for both science, maths, business and entrepreneur opportunities. And that's why we're here Mrs Fontanarosa-"
"Miss Fontanarosa" Petunia cut her off with a scowl, but her eyes sparkle and Hermione can see the smile threatening to light up her eyes. "It's Miss. I'm afraid my husband is no longer with us."

"I'm sorry to hear that" Hermione says mildly. Petunia smiles thinly, as if sharing a joke with Hermione that only she knows. There's a pain behind her eyes.

"I'm not. He was an oaf of a man whose only redeeming quality was his sports ability. When that fell through he became a lumpy oafish man that offered nothing to the family. I was not sorry to see him go."

Hermione knows this is a lie. Knows it just as much as she knows that Vernon Dursley, now known as Owen Rositano, is currently a live in patient at Broadmoor hospital back in England. Certified paranoia and dissociative identity disorder according to his folder. They'd found him first before they'd found Petunia. He was a sad, sorry imitation of what he'd once been. Unlike his wife, the year's changes hadn't been good to him. When he wasn't quiet, Vernon was raving, screaming loudly that his name was "VERNON FUCKING DURSLEY" and he didn't know who this bloody Owen Rositano was. There were few times his folder had claimed were he'd seemed to come back to himself, we're he'd remembered 'who' he was and had passed nearly all the tests about who Owen was. These never lasted long however, and often "Vernon Dursley" would come creeping back out. Having one's identity completely erased can do that to you. It was especially bad when one such person was like Vernon Dursley, special cases that magic could never seem to hold to properly. Hermione had had a theory bubbling in her head ever since she'd walked into that ward and promised Vernon Dursley that she could heal him as long as he told her everything he could remember about Petunia and Vernon Dursley. People like Vernon, who seemed so utterly against magic had magic themselves. It was just looped differently. Looped back in on itself, wound so tightly that it hid itself from everyone. But it was still there, lurking beneath the skin and working itself unconsciously to keep all magic as far away from its hosts as possible. Magic resistance if you will. A resistance that was passed down through family lines, the exact opposite of magic. The descendants of an Obscurial, Hermione believed. Children who'd lived and managed to completely lock away a part of themselves so well that this resistance passed down to their children, and utterly cursed them from the moment they were born. Magic was just as much a part of their world as Science, it was everywhere if one just knew how to look and more than enough muggles had been driven mad by the simplest of tickle charms that Hermione believed her theory held more grounds than the one that all Muggleborns were from squib ancestors. Not that she could prove it, nor talk to any professionals about it really. Being a wanted fugitive really did put a damper on one's education opportunities.

Hermione smiles back at Petunia, all glistening teeth and awkward limbs. It was times like these that she wished Bridgett was with her. Bridgett Knobbles who could charm the pants off Narcissa Malfoy if she'd so wished, would have been the better bet for this job. Hermione was tactics and research. She'd always been. She didn't like this new skin that she'd been forced to wear.

"Well then Miss Fontanarosa, I believe that makes you even more suited to our goal than before, pardon my crudity. But a lot of the girls also linked to our program seem to believe that they need to be married to be counted as successful. Well being married itself isn't bad, it is wonderful to have a partner you can share anything with. Or at least so my older colleagues tell me." Petunia smiled thinly at Hermione's attempt at a joke, "We believe in also showing them true perseverance." Here Hermione leans forward, going so far as to clasp Petunias hand within her own. Petunia looks startled for a moment, but she reluctantly lets Hermione carry on holding them as she continues, "A single mother of a teenage son, successful entrepreneur and manager of your own bakery and you still have time to speak to us and help out at charities? You, Miss Fontanarosa are just what we've been needing to find."

There it is. The spark has become a fire and Hermione can see the snare slowly closing around Petunia. It's in the way her hand tightens slightly around Hermione's own, the way she seems to almost puff up with pride even as she humbly tries to mutter "No no no. There is nothing special about that. It's my job to give back to my community."
Hermione grins at her, suddenly sweet and shy. "Can you tell me how you do it? How you manage everything so well, that your house looks amazing and your bakery successful. I've always wondered how people manage it. I've never been quite so good with it myself."
Hermione knows Petunia knows she's sucking up to her. Her eyes gleam with a sick kind of amusement, feeding off of the attraction and power of having someone beneath her, someone acknowledging her superiority. And just like that, the trap closes.

"Well, my dear, I assure you I was just like you at your age, what are you dear? no older than 25, surely?"

There it was, the sly snide comments to try and establish power by making one feel inferior. Hermione knew she didn't look any older then 18, and she knew Petunia knew this. Since she was presenting herself as a woman who might care about her appearance more than Hermione herself generally did, these comments would be used as a way to undermine her confidence, make her doubt herself and as such establish Petunia as the dominant in their conversation. Hermione nearly breaths a sigh at the familiarity of it, having to physically bite her tongue to stop her automatic trigger response from rolling off her tongue. She makes herself appear hurt, raising her hand to her face and she says, softer then before " I just turned 20 last month..."

Petunia makes a show of widening her eyes slightly as if in shock, before she tightens her hands on Hermione's own and plasters on a reassuring smile. "That's fantastic! Even better! To be so young and already aiming to achieve such goals and ambitions! SPEW must be more than excited to have you as one of their representatives. To be so clearly aligned with their goals." False affirmations, a facade to gain confidence, keep a small amount of loyalty, and trust even as the predator ate the prey from the inside out.
Now was her chance. Looking up at Petunia from under her eyelashes Hermione let herself look vulnerable, silently preparing the spell under her breath. "You really think so?" She whispered and Petunias smile widened like a cat that had caught the canary. She'd guessed wrong. Petunia was more of an Epomis Beetle then a Chameleon. Having evolved to eating from the inside out the creatures that had once eaten her. Or so she thought.

"Of course! Why when I was your ag-" There. That was it. Looking up fully, Hermione's eyes locked squarely with Petunias own, dark brown against cornflower blue. A silent "Legilimens" rolls through her body, and the kitchen and Petunias rattling voice fade from view as she finds herself pitched headfirst into Petunia Dursley's subconscious mind.

Hermione finds herself standing in glasshouse, vined hallways stretching out for as far as the eye can see. She takes a moment to ground herself, to make sure she can still vaguely hear Petunia's voice in the back of her mind. As long as she keeps on talking this should be easier. She has 15 minutes top before Petunia registers her vague staring and becomes suspicious. This would have been easier if she had a partner with her. As it was, she'd just have to make do with what she had.

Looking around herself Hermione frowns, taking in the elegantly curved dome roof above her and the rows of tall ornately carved white columns. Petunias, Lilies, Marigolds and other flowers, some more parasitic than others, she notices in amusement, cram themselves on every available surface. A kaleidoscope of ever shifting colours.

She needs to figure out where exactly in the subconscious she has managed to land herself. And from there, if she can find a trigger, a word or any image related at all to the Potter boy, it will give her exactly what she needs.

Hermione approaches one of the doors leading off the passageway, counting her steps carefully as she does. One...two...three.. The Rules of Legilimency filter through her mind on a loop, sounding suspiciously like Theodore. "Never trust anything you see in the mind unless you can verify it with facts. Never lose your concentration, focus on your anchor. Focus on finding triggers."

One of the dangers of Legilimency no matter how great the Legilimens is, is the risk of becoming lost inside another's mind. The more complicated the mind, the more complicated navigating the mind becomes, full of traps, false turns, dead ends and ever changing scenery. Losing one's concentration could lead to being trapped, or torn to pieces as the mind tried to fight against the intruder until eye contact was finally broken. And since some minds worked faster or slower than others did, no one could really be sure how long that could take. Five minutes on the outside, could be months on the inside. She'd made that mistake once when she'd been practising on Ron. For him barely five minutes of utter boredom had passed, but for her 3 weeks of utter hell had dragged on. His mind had been sharper than she'd expected and every moment in there had been like a long, intricate game of chess. She couldn't afford to make the same mistake with Petunia Dursley however. While Ron was sharp in his own way, he hadn't been hiding from the British Ministry of Magic for 5 years. Petunia had. Managing to 'misplace' the Wizarding World's prophesied hero did tend to make one quite a few enemies. Hermione still didn't know how she'd managed it, what strings she'd pulled or facade she'd played but somehow the Italian Ministry of Magic had taken pity on the "poor woman" who claimed she knew nothing about the child's disappearance. One moment Petunia Dursley had been on the front page of every wizarding paper from London to Vietnam, and the next, she had disappeared from sight and no one had the foggiest idea where she'd gone. It was by complete luck that Hermione had accidentally stumbled across Vernon during a raid on her hideout. She'd apparated to a vaguely remembered location to escape from the people attacking the old tin shed she had briefly taken residence in, and there he'd sat, easily familiar from when his face had accompanied his wife's on the newspapers during Hermione's first year at Hogwarts. It was only a series of lucky encounters and manipulated meetings from there that finally resulted in her tracking Petunia down. If it wasn't for the fact that she knew the Italian government had major issues with Dumbledore, she honestly would have considered it too easy, considering that the great and mighty, all knowing Dumbledore still didn't know where she was. As it was, they preferred her over him any day.

Petunia's voice has become an echo in the greenhouse now, a clear indication that Petunia is invested completely in the conversation laid out before her.

"My best advice for time management personally is always have a planner with you-"

Thirty-eight…thirty-nine…forty…. The door handle disappears under Hermione's hand, a brief flash of a blonde teenager laughing loudly burning through Hermione's mind. It changes and the teengager is now a frustrated with broad shoulders and a biker helmet, lip bloody. He hand is pressed to his cheek, his face turned away. He's saying something but Hermione doesn't let herself focus on his voice. Petunia's voice is but a dim rumble in the background, yet Hermione forces herself to focus on it, feeling like she's swimming through molasses as she fights her way out of the memories. The door slams shut in front of her, her breathing now coming in gasps. Recent memories. Ones of Dudley, or Carlo as he was now known. She was close. She had go back further than that though Back to when he was a baby. Forty-one…Forty-two… sixty-seven…sixty-eight…

Moving down the hallway is slow and hard work. Memories swallowing Hermione whole and spitting her back out. She's exhausted by the time she reaches the seventh door in the hallway, her hands shaking and the words three hundred and ninety two echoing in her head. She can feel the panic slowly beginning to seep into her brain, the stirrings of the fear that she's failed. But why would she succeed? If even Dumbledore himself hadn't managed to get the location of Harry Potter from the woman's mind, why would she?

Because you have no other options left, she reminds herself harshly, pushing herself forward. She braces herself for another onslaught of images as she opens another door, waiting for burning in her own head. To her surprise, nothing comes, and instead she finds herself standing on a front porch, staring down at the doorstep. November 1st, 1981 echoes dimly in her head. A baby lays asleep on the step, quiet. She lets out a breath of relief, ignoring the strange pang in her chest at the strange sight. At least one of her problems has been solved. She's found it. She's finally found her trigger.

"Hello, Harry Potter" She whispers silently to herself, staring down at the tiny lightning scar on the baby below her. Before she can think any better of it or stop herself, she reaches out and touches the child, a sensation not unlike Apparition taking over her. She finds herself standing in a dark, dimly lit room. Hermione stares at in bewilderment, her eyes struggling to vaguely make out rows of shelves stretched out in front of her. She takes a step into the room, one single step. A voice rings out behind her.

"Who are you? You're not supposed to be in here." It's a child's voice, shrill and whiny. Hermione's body freezes, her head turning slowly to look behind her. Four hundred. A brief flash crosses her vision and then another. She blinks and suddenly there is a young girl half hiding behind one of the shelves. She's wearing a pale yellow lace dress and little buckle shoes, her blonde hair held back by an Alice band and her blue eyes curious as they stare at Hermione. When she notices Hermione's gaze on her own, she quietly repeats herself, eyes narrowing. "You're not supposed to be in here."

Hermione's eyes widen and she has to grab onto the closest shelf to stop herself from hurling herself out of Petunia's mind in panic. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. It seems Petunia mind had finally realised she was there. And if the child's quickly angering face was anything to go by she was not happy about it.

Hermione runs before the mind apparition can react properly, eyes skimming the spines of the books. Car crash. Suzie Cunningham. 1970. Dumbledore.

Four hundred twenty five. Four hundred twenty six. Four hundred twenty seven.

"Who are you?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" The child's voice screams, all childish rage and it seems to take up the room around her, echoing in a loud clashing crescendo around her. She winces, slamming her hands against her ears. She sees the child to the left of her and turns right as sharply as she can. Five hundred twenty three, five hundered twen... shit what was she up to? Shit! Shit! Shit! She's gone too deep she realises. She's managed to find herself in that part of Petunia's mind, the part where the unwanted memories and the bad things are locked up. What in God's name had Petunia Dursley done to that child?

How in Gods name was she going to get out?!

She's jumping down a flight of stairs before she even realises where she is, the foggy fingers of the apparition snagging at her jumper. She throws herself to the side at the last minute, trying to avoid the agonising pain she knows will come if she's touched. She is a parasite. Unwanted. The body and brain will do whatever it must to destroy that parasite. Even tear it apart. That's the funny thing about people. How protective and violent they can get when it comes to protecting their secrets.

She slams into a column and briefly finds herself disorientated, Petunia's older face and the kitchen she's sitting in flashing back into her eyes. She blinks and she's back in the library, scrambling to regain her footing as the apparition child comes barrelling back towards her. She no longer looks like a child anymore, too distorted and lengthy. All sharp angles, faded grey limbs and sunken cheeks.

"Get away from there! GET AWAY FROM THERE!" She's screaming and Hermione realise her hands are on a door handle. It burns against her hand, a writhing branding mark of lava. She can feel the skin on her palm melting; can almost imagine the scent of burning flesh. Hermione rips it open and throws herself through the doorway. The door slams shut behind her. Trapping her. There is a burning in her head. She scrambles back, wide eyed and terrified as the world around her suddenly shifts to red. These memories aren't like anything she's ever experienced. They're frost and anger and they burn in her throat. She struggles to breath in, her chest constricting and her heart beating heavily in her ears.

She needs to get out. She needs to get out.

She can't, she's too close now. She can't.

She fights her way forward, head spinning and mind disorientated. She's feeling whatever Petunia was feeling in this moment. Grief. Sorrow. Fear. Brighter than anything though is the anger, all consuming. Everywhere. Everywhere. Then just like that, it's gone.

Hermione falls to her knees on a wooden floor, coughing loudly and messily as the memory shudders and reforms around her. Voices float to her but she can't understand them. Her heart is beating too loudly in her head, her choking sobs echoing too loudly in the room.

She can't have much time left. She needs to get up. She needs to get up.

Her limbs refuse to move however, and all she can do is lay there pathetically on the floor watching the feet of whom she presumes is Petunia Dursley pace the floor in front of her. The boots are worn and flaking, the leather looking as if it has seen brighter days. Slowly the words of the people in the room trickle back into her consciousness, the clammer in her head quieting. Hermione frowns when she realises she can only understand half of the conversation.

"Don't. Don't you dare. You have more than enough resources to take in another child!"

The other voice in the room rumbles something in another language Hermione can't understand. It's melodic and sharp, the other person obviously not amused with whatever Petunia's saying. Petunia laughs, a loud scornful sound.

"Bullshit. If you're going to refuse, then at least try to make your excuse believable!"

There's a loud thud and Hermione slowly lifts her head to find a younger Petunia squaring off against a man twice her size. His hair is dark and pulled back in a tight ponytail, face murderous. To Petunia's credit she doesn't back down, simply straightening her shoulders and continuing to glare. The man repeats whatever it was he said before, eyes boring a hole in Petunia's head. Petunia grins straight back at him, resting her hands against the desk and leaning forward until they're practically nose-to-nose.

"You may have the potential for a war starting but there is currently a war going on back there. And I will not be dragged into it. This does not involve my kind. It never did"

The man draws back at this and snarls something, gesturing first at himself and then Petunia. Though Hermione can't understand what he's saying she can understand the meaning. If it doesn't involve you, why would it involve me.

"Because" Petunia stresses, sounding pained and as if he's stupidest person she's ever had the misfortune of talking to, "If whatever it was that was strong enough to kill both Lily and her husband comes for you, you have a whole family, a whole village even, to protect you. I don't. I don't have magic, and I don't have chakra. I'm as civilian as it gets and if it comes down to protecting my family against these freaks, I'm as dead as it gets too."

Petunia suddenly slumps herself back into the chair behind her, her head in her hands.

"Please Fugaku. You're the child's last hope. If you don't take him in I'm scared I might kill him." Hermione notices the look of horror that flashes across the man's face, as well as the hand that slowly creeps towards his belt. Is he about to pull his wand on this woman? How on earth does Petunia Dursley know this wizard?

"If it had to come down to protecting my own child or Lily's you know I'd be selfish enough to choose my own" Petunia looks up and her eyes are red rimmed, "I'm sure you'd do the same for your own son if the opportunity arose Fugaku. What is the boy? four months now? Five?"

The man stays silent to Petunia's accusation, his quietness all but confirming his agreement. The next words out of Petunias mouth both shocks Hermione, and sends her heart racing in her ears.

"I know we're only distantly related Fugaku, very thinly. But If Lily's friendship and time with your wife means anything to you please take the child. He still has some Uchiha blood in him. His magic is still untrained. He will fit in. He will live. If you don't take him,even that's not guaranteed"

The man, Fugaku, spits something at Petunia and she smiles grimly, leaning back in her chair and pushing her hand through her hair.

"Yes I suppose I am. But if that is what it takes to get you to take the brat then I'll blackmail you any way I can. Emotionally is the least intrusive one, don't you think?"

Fugaku looks as if he's about to explode, a muscle in his jaw twitching. Finally he hisses something at Petunia, that Hermione can quite clearly see is a 'Get Out'. He's obviously agreed to the terms if the grin on Petunia's face is anything to go by, the woman uncoiling from the chair like a striking snake.

"Smart move Uchiha-san" She bows, suddenly respectful and simpering. Hermione can see the mocking smile curling around her lips from her place still sprawled out on the floor. "I however do still need a place to stay the night, so I hope you don't mind me inviting myself to stay with you. You wouldn't want me wondering around Konohagakure so late at night would you? It would be terribly rude no?"

The look on Fugaku's face clearly indicates he doesn't give a damn about being terribly rude. They continue talking to one another for a while, but as before their words aren't registering with Hermione. She lays they're in a state of shock, her brain finally taking note of olden Japanese style architecture and decorations around her. Konohagakure. Impossible. There was no way Harry Potter was in Konohagakure. That was like saying he was in Camelot or Atlantis. It didn't make any sense. Her brain was stuck on that fact, looping it back and back at her even as she felt the world around her beginning to crumble.

She comes back to herself with a start, her teacup clattering to the floor and shattering. Petunia sits across from her, wide-eyed and pale. Hermione can feel, dimly, sweat beading on her forehead. She stumbles out of her chair, glancing at the clock on the mantle as she does. 10 minutes. She was only in there for 10 bloody minutes.

"Are you ok my dear? You seem rather vacant..." Petunia's voice floats to her as if she's under water, the woman's own voice sounding strained. She hasn't realised yet what has happened, her brain still trying to process the information and click it together. Hermione has not doubt Petunia would be able to figure out Hermione had done something. There was much more to Petunia Dursley then Hermione had originally thought.

Shakily slipping her wand out of her sleeve as she wipes at her eyes, Hermione stares at Petunia under her eyelashes as the woman scrambles backwards, her chair crashing to the ground. She's gone incredibly pale, the shadows under her eyes darkly contrasting. She almost looks exactly like the version of her that Hermione had just seen in her memory, the woman from the newspapers.

"Obliviate"

A few minutes later Hermione is stumbling out the three storey block of apartments as if she's drunk, a vial of wispy silvery liquid tucked safely into her pocket just to be extra careful. She runs into Dudley on the stairs, the younger boy giving her a wide berth. He stares at her, large eyed and worries as she practically falls down the stairs and shambles her way down the road. For a moment their eyes meet and she contemplates kissing him in victory. A wave of tiredness hits her heavily, making her trip over herself again and quickly reminding her that she's running on limited time. No doubt she looks drunk. Or high.

She doesn't care however. She'd done it. She'd actually done.

She'd found Harry Potter.

A/N 2- So I did take quite the creative license with what it's like for Legilimens but since we never get much about it in the books I decide what the hell lets have some fun, so I hope it wasn't too confusing. This idea's been rolling around in my head for awhile and inspiration suddenly hit and well tada. I know I have two other stories to update but this seriously would not leave me alone. I spent 5 hours straight writing it. 5 hours. My fingers are cramping like crazy. Surprisingly I had a lot of fun writing Petunia. It's just too much fun writing manipulative people.

Hope you enjoyed. Feel Free to PM me any questions.

Pip.

References

*An Epomis Beetle is an intresting beetle known for eating frogs. They're believed to have been originally eaten by frogs instead but became obligate role reversal prdators, hence eating the things that once ate them.