-1I don't own any of the characters from the book sequence " The Dark Is Rising" that right belongs to Susan Cooper. Now I command all lawyers to go away! Is male on male. Rated T. Just something I thought of while reading one of the books. Leave reviews!
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Fun Time!
Merriman sighed as he pulled Simon into his lap. He was mad again. There was nothing he could do though! He was an old one after all. "Come on don't be like that." Merry said. "It was the 5th time this week and today is only Tuesday!" " It cant be helped." Merry whined. He did not want to sleep on the couch tonight. "It's only when were trying to get somewhere when they call! It's almost as if hey don't want us to have sex!" "That's not true and you know it. We've had sex before and they never interfered." said Merry "Look lets just go to bed and have a little fun."
Merry then proceeded to kiss up and down Simon's neck. When it became to much Simon
turned around and kissed him fully on the lips. He got up and was tugging on Merry's hand. He pulled them into the bedroom but as he was pulling he warned Merry that if he even so much as said he had to go he would come with him and put an end to this war.
For he would kill all the light and dark side for interrupting him when it was his and Merry's 'play time'. Merry just laughed nervously and kissed him. "Well then proceed my love for our kingdom awaits." said Merry "ummm…" but Simon never got to say anything for he was kissed again.
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Well I hope you liked it. Please leave a review. I'll give you a cookie in return. I know its short but I really didn't mean for this to be long just a short humor story. I don't think it really reached funny level but o-well