Naruto Infomercial
Naruto: Hi and welcome to the wonderful world of meee.
Naruto: Today it's all about me. And tomorrow, it's all about, me. What's on the menu for primetime? Me.
Sakura: (Smacks Naruto) Ahem. It's NOT all about him. We're doing an infomercial.
Neji: That's right! Put that remote down, tell your wife to get in the kitchen to make you a sandwich, cause it's time to SHOP SHOP SHOP!
Ino: Sexist son of a bitch…
Sakura: Okay! First my product!
Ino: Is it a forehead reducer?
Sakura: (pissed off) No.
Sakura: It's a love potion! Make the one you truly have feelings for, fall in love with you! Made from only the finest Japanese ingredients!
Ino: Stupidity, Obnoxiousness, Giant foreheads…
Sakura: ERGHN! Wrong answer. That's the ingredients to make YOU.
Now. As I was saying…
Ino: (Pushes Sakura off the set) OKAY! My turn! My product is this lovely cellular phone like device made only for female ninjas! To talk in the language of girls! Available in 5 designer colors from Ino Purple, to Ino pink, and Ino red and--
Sasuke: They're just regular colors with your name in front of them!
Ino: SILENCE PEASENT!
Sasuke: …
Shikamaru: (Sprays Ino With some Mystery Spray) Hush!
And now for the best product in the world! The woman shutter upper.
Just one spray and they're quiet all day! Except now they can't do your laundry or cook for you, so it's quite useless. Bye!
Naruto: Isn't that just sleeping spray anyway?
Shikamaru: …noooo what gave you that idea?
Naruto: (sigh)
Neji: (Talking to Shikamaru) Gimme some of dat!
Shikamaru: Sure I made it myself!
Naruto: I quit.
Sasuke: And now for the best product in the world!
Naruto: ME!
Sasuke: no.
Naruto: Well I'm close.
Sasuke: The homicidal rampager ray gun!
Sasuke: Guaranteed to kill everyone within a 200 mile range!
Naruto And everyone else: ……O.O ...RUN!