This is just a disclaimer/warning/author's note-type thing. If you don't want to read it, you can skip to chapter 1, A Terrifying Secret. But you could be nice and read this! *pouts*

I know I should have written something like this a long time ago. Oh well, I just didn't get around to it until now. :P

Disclaimer: Wheel of Time = not mine. Wheel of Time + boredom + insanity = this collection of FANfic stories. Is that good enough?

And a warning for you:

Warning: These stories have spoilers galore. If you haven't read the first nine WoT books, reader discretion is adviced. So if you don't want to know what happens in the books, wait to read these. If you don't care about the spoilers, have at it.

Umm... Let me explain why I call this story "Stories That Will Make You Laugh, Cry, or Go o.O". They can make you laugh, since it's a humor story. They can make you cry, since I might kill one of your favorite characters in one of the massacres. Or they might make you go o.O, considering the fact that there are some, er, odd things in here.

After reading all this, either go and read my collection of stories or find something that doesn't have spoilers. Heh, like you'll find anything lacking spoilers. But, hey, it's your choice. But if you read, remember the magic word: REVIEW!!! Did I mention that I have a Darkhound and Semirhage here?