So, here's the deal.

Do I have a whole ton of already started stories I desperately need to update? YES

Do I have another list of stories on my profile to start? YES

Did I have this random bit of story floating around in my head and have to put it down and screw all of that? YES

Do I suck? YES!

Oh well. Please read and review anyway!

On the T.A.R.D.I.S.

Clara was bored. The Doctor had told her they were going to go on another adventure, but was there another adventure? Not yet. He had to run a whole bunch of diagnostic tests first. She was so bored she found herself peeking her head outside of the T.A.R.D.I.S., and could not believe what she saw.

A baby.

She picked it up, looking at the baby's little face. He smiled and waved his fist.

"Hey!" a voice suddenly came.

"Hello," said Clara. "Who are you?"

"My name is Emma. And you get away from my baby brother."

In Storybrooke

"David, David, wake up!"

He blinked open his eyes. "What is it?"

"Our son is missing!"

"What?! What happened?"

"I don't know! He's just... gone."

"Well don't worry Mary Margaret. We'll find him."

T.A.R.D.I.S.

"Oh, sorry," said Clara. "I just saw the baby and thought -"

"You'd take him? Into what? The... police public call box? Jeez, what decade is this?"

"First of all, it's a classic look. Second of all, it's not a police public call box, and third, I was just going to look around for his parents."

"Well don't. They'll just fail him like they did their first kid."

"I'm sure -"

"Shut it. They put me in a magical tree and sent me away to live in the foster system, then they let me turn dark without any useful resistance! And now I literally have a dark curse inside of me. I'm holding on to my brother. Hand him over."

"Hold on. Curse?"

"Oh, surely you know magic. You said yourself that's not a police box, and I'm willing to bet that it's -"

"Bigger on the inside?"

"Yeah."

"It is. But it's not magic, it's science."

"Call it what you like. It's a magic blue box."

"Well come inside."

"Why?"

"I'm going to introduce you to the The Doctor."

"Hand me the baby first!"

"Right. Sorry."