A/N: This is a series of little stories about a group of girls who fall through different dimensions hunting fangirls and Mary-Sues. Written mostly for my own amusement, most characters are based on people I know. I hope you find it amusing, and if you don't, then that's your problem. However, if you have constructive criticism or simply enjoy the story, please leave a review.

P.S. Crystal's lump of metal is a laptop computer

I only own the Hunters, nothing else

Muchos Gracias, huntress-callisto

Legolas Thranduillion looked around in astonishment. He had simply been standing in Rohan, looking out after the uruk-hai, when suddenly he was surrounded by girls. He was rather startled by them, as he had never seen anyone who looked like them, in all his millennia in Arda. Though they were all of the Edain, many had hair of odd colors, and strange rings in their ears. They were dressed oddly too, in bright colored clothing and odd stiff breeches. They all had very squeaky voices, as he found out in a second.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!! It's LEGGIE!!!!" one screamed, and they all rushed towards him, screaming and giggling. They surrounded him completely, and he could barely shake them off and began running. Somewhere behind him he could hear Gimli laughing his head off.

He ran straight towards a gap in some rocks, thinking he could hide behind them and shake the girls off, when he spotted more girls walking towards them. Though they were also of the Edain, and looked rather odd, they did not have the maniacal gleam in their eyes. The first girl, who was short, with brown hair and was dressed in the sort of edain clothes he was used too, spoke to him.

"They're right behind you, aren't they?" Her voice was rough, and had a slight accent to it, rather like that of the Edain of Middle-Earth. In reaction to his quizzical glance, she explained. "Ann Burton, of Take-your-pick. It's our job to catch them. Now if you don't mind, Kate" A tall girl with bronze skin and dark hair looked up "Plan See." (1) The tall girl nodded and walked up to Legolas.

"Kate Yeda." She said, in a gentle but firm voice. "Please stand back here so we can catch them."

Legolas followed her instructions, standing at the back end of the gully. He had no idea what was going to happen, nor who or what in Ea these girls were.

The original pack of crazed girls ran up the gully. Many were panting and did not seem to be in very good shape. As they panted, limped and ran (in the case of the stronger ones) up the gully, the other girls stood up from where they had hidden on either side, and threw a silver net over them.

The effect was instantaneous. With a variety of small pops, sizzles and thumps, the girls disappeared.

Ann stood up again, and turned to a round-faced girl with slanted almond eyes and black hair.

"Crystal, I think there's something wrong with the portal net. It's making noises again."

The girl named Crystal nodded wearily, and continued fiddling with a small thing made of metal, pressing odd bumps and attaching cords to a necklace with another metal lump stuck to it.

"I'll deal with it in a sec, Ann. I just have to fix this Sue-locator." Suddenly, the necklace began to give off odd beeps. "That's strange." Crystal remarked. "This thing is going haywire. Either it's completely broken or---"

"Or there's a Sue over the top of the next hill." Put in Kate, as everyone wheeled around.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNN!

Everyone could practically hear the cheesy music as a beautiful woman ran lightly yet gracefully over the rocks, somehow managing to not break her ankles in her high heels.

Legolas gasped. It was the love of his life, Taragillaselde! He felt his breathing quicken at the sight of her lilac eyes, her flowing red hair her----

"ANNN! Canon!!!!" yelled one of the girls, and Ann opened her mouth and obliged.

"Legolas Greenleaf, long under tree, in joy thou hast lived beware of the sea. For when thou hearest the cries of the gulls on the shore, thine heart shall not rest in the woods anymore." As she recited the poem, his resolve that this was Taragillaselde, love of his life, began to waver. Had he even ever met her? Wait of course he had---you get the idea. Ann began to recite more canon as the Sue appeared to begin melting. "I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew" the girls were advancing on the Sue now, following their leader, who had pulled a copy of the Fellowship of the Ring from her belt. "Of wind I sang, a wind that came and in the branches blew." She hurled the book at Taragillaselde. "Beyond the sun, beyond the moon, the foam was on the sea." The sue fell back at the force of the blow, and her stomach where the book had hit her turned transparent. "And by the strand of Ilmarin, there grew a golden tree."

She had dissolved. Ann walked over and picked up her book, as a chubby girl with brown hair and freckles remarked.

"Ann, your canon memory is impressive, but you still can't sing."

Ann rolled her eyes as Crystal fiddled with her metal lump, cords and the silver net again. The other girls in the troupe began spreading the net out and held the edges.

"Laurel, I'd have let you sing instead, as we all acknowledge your prowess in that topic, except you don't know the different between Gandalf and Galadriel."

It was Laurel's turn to roll her eyes as they all jumped onto the net, and, still arguing, disappeared.

Legolas turned to see Aragorn looking at him strangely.

"What in Ea was that all about?" he asked looking puzzled. The elf shrugged, and they began once again to chase after the Uruk-hai, Gimli still laughing at the fangirl's treatment of Legolas.

The elf simply shrugged and said, still rather unnerved by it all "I have no idea."

This is just a basis, I'll introduce the different members of the team next chapter. Sorry if there is a long time between updates, as my parents don't approve of fanfiction and thus my time is limited.

(1) This is actually supposed to be the letter 'C', but Legolas doesn't know our alphabet, so I wrote it phoenetically