Dean placed the Disneyland souvenir hat on his sleeping brother's head, then stood back and took a picture with his cell phone.
Staggering only slightly, he managed to get all the way back to his bed before collapsing in hysterical laughter.
Sam woke and sat up, yawning, and Goofy's floppy ears fell into his face. He snatched the hat off, glaring at Dean, then froze. "Dude – did you take my freakin' picture?"
Dean held up his phone, giggling drunkenly. "You're gonna be the envy of all the other kids in the Easter Parade, Sammy."
The eruption of Mount Sam commenced.