Hey guys! If you have been following this story you may notice that I have made many mistakes. If you are new, yay you get to see the improved version! Basically I am redoing the whole series. But dont worry I'm makeing it better.

Lucy walked up to the guild feeling slightly sick. She sat upon her favorite bar stool and orderd her favorite drink while laying her head down on the counter. "Whats the matter? Partying got you up all late?" Mirajane asked.

"I dont even want to talk about it" said Lucy."Whats the matter are you pregnant something?" asked Mira with a smile on her face. "How did you know?" Lucy said wispering loudly and jerking her head up.

Erza with her awesome hearing walked up to her and said "Congratulations who's the father?". Mira almost peed. "Lucy you know I was jokeing right?" Mira said with a soft chuckle. "Who is the father?" asked Levy? When did Levy get here?

"When did Levy get here?" asked Biska. "Wait did you guys hear the whole thing?" asked Lucy. "Yes now who is the father?" asked Levy. "10 gems its Natsu" said Cana. "Your on Gray is definitely going to win this one" said Wendy? Of all people Wendy bets Gray? Weird. "Who is the father?" asked all the girls. "Who's the father of who" asked Natsu. "I DONT KNOW" yelled Lucy. "When did you do the dirty hmm Lucy?" asked Mira.

"Ok little ones out" said Freed as he escorted all the members 12 and under. "But dad I alre-" said Romeo begining to protest. ("Romeo,Romeo were is thy Romeo" I had to) "Romeo lets go play" said Wendy. "Ok see you later" he said before rudely running out

"Remember that party we had last month? The one that everyone got drunk and Natsu and Happy made out?" asked Erza. "ONE TIME PEOPLE. IT WAS ONE TIME" said Natsu."Well lets check her belly" said Mira. "You can't tell your pregnant until your like 3 months or something."Said Lucy.

"Not uh. You can tell in like the first month" said Levy.

"How do you know you've never had a kid." Said Lucy defensively. "Oh im sorry. While you guys were talking I looked into it before becoming knocked up at 17 with a mysterious father." said Levy crossing her arms. (Wiki says Lucy is 17. Tell me real age and I will fix it.)

Lucy looked like she would cry. "Levy we were drunk. And she may not even be pregnant. So dial it down before I do it for you." Said Erza looking at her with disgust.

"Lucy im sorry." Said Levy bawling. "I-I'm just scared that you d-did it with you know w-who." Said Levy leaning in for a hug.

"Its ok Levy I'm sorry. I'm just so stressed." Said Lucy excepting the hug.

"Guys stop with the drama. Lets just wait it out until the baby is born then we could figure this out. Ok?" Said Gray.

3 months later. (Which means its month 4)

"Guess what" said Lucy. "Its a girl" said Lucy putting her hands on the baby. "Now as soon as you get out of me we can see who your father is" she said sitting at the bar.

"What will it be Lucy. We did just get a shipment of our strongest alcohol yet." Said Mira (hopefully) jokeing. "Ha ha Mira. Very funny. Now may I have a strawberry milkshake with some doritos" said Lucy.

"Instead of questioning the strange request, Mira delivered. She had gotten used to the strange request of the pregnant, blonde, woman. She and Lucy had gone shopping for some gender neutral clothes last week and they had to stop at FIVE diffrent stores to get some raisins. FIVE. She had basically become the baby's father with all the time she spent with Lucy and her child.

She had also sufferd the downs with Lucy. She has spent countless night comforting Lucy about the baby. It could be anyone in fairy tail. And who knows if they would even step up for the part of father. She promised that if the father isn't going to be "the father" she will become the father.

5 months later.

Erza's P.O.V (point of veiw)

Lucy has been in the hospital for a while now. 18 hours and 48 minutes to be exact.

We're all worried for her. Dammit even Laxus is here.

A few weeks ago before she went into labor, we found out that their was a 63% chance that she or the baby won't make it. She has been in their to long. What if so- I was interrupted from my thoughts as a loud beeping noise followed by a worried sounding nurse pageing a doctor to room 391.

The room Lucy is in.

8 hours later

Right now is the time that we get to see the little baby. Lucy herself hasn't seen her so we all get to see her at the same time.

Lucy is slowly unwrapping the baby's hair. Blonde. Uncovering her face and... Brown eyes. The baby lookes just like Lucy exept the lightning scar across her face.

"LAXUS?"

Oh guys I just want to say that for probably all this week the whole fanfic will be unreadable. Well you can read it but it just won't make sense. Also you guys are going to love me because the original chapter was like 200-400 words long. This one is 941. Your welcome