This is my first fanfiction so.. Just saying, this isn't serious, it's just for laughs. Enjoy :3
All authors notes that are mid-story are in parenthesis.
Chapter 1
Erza looks over at Natsu, banging on the table.
"WHERE ON EARTH IS MY FOOD ERZA! I NEED IT!" Natsu yelps
Erza has always wondered why the Fairy Tail boys were always so hungry! Whenever she see's Natsu he's always either fighting or eating! It is obnoxious!
"Don't worry Natsu, I'm almost done making strawberry cake for you." Erza says.
"Oh thank goodness! I'm hungry! Natsu yells "Aye Sir!"Happy chirps. They both wait for their food impatiently.
Erza stares into the blazing oven as the cake begins to rise. She feels bad for the cake, it has to endure so much in order to look so good. It has to be put in a blazing hot oven at high temperatures such as 360 degrees! I bet Natsu feels the same way about pizza or ramen.
Erza's stormy gray eyes look into the cake with passion. She really wants it to be finished soon, so she could just eat it all night long. She loved cake with a passion, even more passion than Jelall. She stares into the cake with a lustful glow, and starts to blush.
"Am I really blushing at a cake?" she asks herself.
She kept trying to stop blushing, and thinking the nasty about the cake, but she just couldn't help herself. She stared, and stared into the cake for hours.
"Uh... Erza.. the cake is starting to burn.." Natsu says, worrying about his delicious desert.
Erza's face turns completely red, forgetting about the cake actually cooking. She opens the oven, and quickly takes the cake out, not really caring that she burned her hand in the process. She quickly and, surprisingly beautifully, frosts the cake. The cake looks perfect, all it's missing is a little garnish on the top. She grabs some freshly picked strawberries that Lucy gave her and puts them on the cake in a pattern. The cake looks beautiful and ready to eat.
She doesn't want to eat it. It's too beautiful.
"C'mon Erza! Give us cake already!" Natsu yells.
"Hold on a second!" Erza scolds. Natsu obeys and shyly sits down, with Happy saying "Aye Sir." in a sad tone.
She quickly makes another cake, just for Natsu, because she wants to be alone with her cake. She gives Natsu the cake she made for him, and he eats it in a minute, then leaves.
Erza is finally alone, with plenty of thoughts flowing through her mind.
She grabs her cake, and starts to eat it. Not using a fork or a knife, using her face. She wants to be one with the cake, and make peace with the cake, so she may know the cake better. She wants to love the cake, and become the cake.
She completely eats through the middle with no problem. She shoves a strawberry or two down her throat.
(~Sorry no really strange and weird erzaxcake smut, I feel awful and uncomfortable writing that~)
"I am not the cake yet!" Erza yells as she begins to kiss each strawberry. Kiss each strawberry, sucking on them, chewing them, and eventually eating them. Erza loved cake soooo much. She really wanted to become one with cake some day, and just eat cake all day without gaining any weight. She whispers into the pile of cake crumbs, laying on the floor,"I love you cake-sama. I am now one with you."