Right, so this is my first fanfiction... have yet to figure out whole spacing thing...but .I hope you enjoy...~please give it a chance~
And although I used the Japanese names I have never actually seen the Japanese version, though I would like to, it looks so bad-ass compared to the dub.
And this takes place in America. Ummm, I think that is about it...
Not all of it makes sense, and I wrote most of it based on my views...And I hate Anzu, so I insult her a bit, I don't hate Honda yet I insult him too...I hope I got the personalities right (*note: I didn't get Anzu's or Honda's personality right cuz they are only there to be insulted, meh)
Oh, and I also kind of insult Avril Lavigne. Just once, though, if you have a problem with that that tell me and I'll take it out and I won't insult another band(or musician) again.
I'm also rather young so there won't really be anything graphic, sorry if you like that kind of thing. Me, I find the whole yaoi thing amusing.
And I made up another character…I'll tell you about him later. He's not me though(I should hope not, seeing as I'm a girl), or anyone else, he's based on someone in the show and he is quite amusing.
*First chapter has been somewhat rewritten to sound better, but does not change the story whatsoever.*
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! cuz otherwise I would be rich. Mua ha ha!
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Pegasus Crawford sat alone in his mansion, sipping the finest fruit juice (couldn't resist). There was no light in the dark room, save for the thin thread of moonlight that streamed through the small opening in the heavy black drapes. The dim beam seemed to act as a spotlight, illuminating a sole card on the ornate coffee table. The man cackled insanely as he gazed intently at the Duel Monsters card he had stolen from the only person to ever defeat him: Yugi Motou and his sniveling yami. All of a sudden, the man's Sennen Eye flashed and the room was shrouded in absolute darkness. Lightening streaked across the sky, lighting the room for a moment. In that one moment of illumination, a furry shadow could be seen slinking along the wall before vanishing through the door.
Anzu Mazaki hummed softly to herself while she did her homework, unaware of the stirring in the bushes outside her house. The girl suddenly came alert when she heard a noise down below in zee kitchen. She relaxed, however, figuring that it was just Jounouchi (a poor soul forced to hang around with the bitch 'cuz he was best friends with Yugi Motou-one of two people who was actually friends with her) stealing food again. Oh that Jounouchi, she thought, he's such a good boy, it's a pity his parents don't feed him...
Then she heard something that didn't sound like Jou. See, normally in a sitiation (*note: I meant to spell it that way, 'tis the way a speak'st) like this you would walk cautiously down the stairs, but this is Anzu I is talking about so she just skipped down the stairs, tripped about halfway down and tumbled the rest of the way smashing her head through the door. She picked herself up and proceeded to skip into the kitchen.
All of a sudden the television (no abbreviations for me!) turned on. Anzu jumped at the sound of Avril Lavigne in concert. She then began to dance and sing with the horrible music stylings of the Canadian superstar. Jou (who, in fact, had been stealing from Anzu's refrigerator and had thought it would be fun to scare the shit out of the hippy with the T.V prank he had gotten from the Ring) screamed inwardly and turned off the T.V. Anzu sighed, looking thoroughly displeased that her merriment had come to an end. I suppose a television turning on and off with no one around is no longer freaky.
Anzu began her ascent up the stairs. When she reached the upper landing she was very surprised indeed to discover water on the floor. She was even more surprised when she slipped on the water and tumbled once more down the stairs, creating a new whole in zee door. Jou stifled a laugh from his hiding place behind a houseplant. He had poured the water on the floor (another little prank he had picked up from watching the Ring). Anzu once more got up and climbed the stairs, careful not to slip on the water again, and opened the door to her room.
She screamed.
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The next day at school...
Yugi and his friends stood outside their school of Domino High discussing the events of the previous night. They all looked considerably happier, 'cept Honda who was crying like the fucking pussy that he was. Jou had just told them about the death of Anzu. Mua ha ha!
"Holy shit..." said the smoldering CEO of Kaiba Corp. Seto Kaiba wasn't exactly Yugi's friend; he only hung out with them because he enjoyed taunting his favorite blonde pet Jounouchi. Seto could barely resist the urge to burst out laughing.
"Yah, I wuz 'dere! I heard 'er scream and I ran upstairs and found 'er. Fuck, it wuz like somthin' outta a movie, you know." Jou said. "Her head had been blown off and most of her body was missin'. It wuz cool!"
Yugi shuddered. "Jou! It's not nice to say things like that. I know none of you liked Anzu all that much..."the group all muttered their agreement, "but that's still no reason to laugh!"
"Shut it, hikari!" said Bakura (who was Ryou's sexy yami and a rather evil one at that). He had his arm around Ryou's shoulder in a very protective manner and was playing with said hikari's hair absently.
"Make me." Yugi said. Yugi was surprised at his audacity and soon regretted his words. Bakura removed his arm from Ryou and walked menacingly over to Yugi, an evil grin plastered on the yami's face.
Unfortunately, Bakura didn't get a chance to make Yugi shut up because Yugi's yami stepped in to save his little hikari. "If you lay a finger on Yugi I'll make you wish you hadn't escaped the confines of the Sennen ring."
"Fuck off, Pharaoh!" was Bakura's reply. Yami lunged.
A heated brawl ensued where the only ones who paid any attention to it were the two hikaris; who were worried that their yamis would tear each other apart. Yugi and Ryou thanked the gods that the bell rang, providing enough of a distraction for the hikaris to pull their yamis away from each other. Bakura was bleeding from the mouth (which actually made him look hotter) and a black eye was slowly forming on his face. He looked every inch the evil tomb raider that he was. Yami hadn't faired so well. Although his wounds were no worse than Bakura's, the blood escaping from his nose and mouth made him look like a sight worse than death. Take that, Pharaoh!
The hikaris pulled their yamis into the school and off to their respective classes.
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Yami touched his lip gingerly and winced. Although it had stopped bleeding but the pain was still somewhat maddening. Yami cursed that foul tomb robber. This wasn't the first time the vile fiend had gotten the best of him.
~Flashback~
Yami had been sitting at a bar with Ryou, having just figured out the secret to escaping the Sennen Puzzle and having his own body. The young teen had invited him for a drink to celebrate. Little did he know that Ryou had been sent by Bakura to find out the secret. So, after a few rounds, the unsuspecting yami revealed the secret. The last thing he saw before blacking out was a bright light and two Ryous. The next morning he woke up in the hospital with a pipe jammed up his ass.
~End Flashback~
Yami didn't have much more time to think on this before...
"Yami Moto?"
Yami looked up, utterly confused. The teacher was looking at him expectantly.
"Yami," he heard Yugi whisper, "it's your turn."
Sudden comprehension dawned on Yami. All today students were being taken out of class and questioned by the police about Anzu. Fucking waste of time, Yami thought, Ra, no one even liked the bitch, 'cept Honda. Is that baby still crying? Yami scowled at Honda who was still blubbering over his lost love.
"Yami!" came the teacher's voice again.
"Alright, I'm going!" Yami got up and followed the police officer out of the room.
Yami kept his hands in his pockets and walked behind the officer. He spoke only once to ask the officer his name. The man looked shocked at the deepness of Yami's voice. This boy was half his size and already had a more manly voice than him.
"Well?" Yami said impatiently. It's a simple question. Did he forget?
The officer got over his shock and answered: "Officer Doofy- I mean Dewey!"
Hmm, 'Doofy' would be the more apt name, Yami thought.
They finally arrived at the principal's office and Yami was relieved to see a much more serious officer. The new officer motioned for officer 'Doofy' to leave, which he did quickly but not before tripping on his own shoelace and putting his foot in the garbage can. Yami suppressed a laugh the best he could. Once Dewey had left, the serious officer sat down in the principal's chair and motioned for Yami to sit as well. He got right down to business.
"So, I assume you know why you are here?"
Yami looked him up and down. He was a rather young man and, although his thick hair made it difficult to see, Yami noticed the beginnings of a receding hairline. Guessing that Yami's silence meant that he didn't know, the man proceeded to explain.
"Well, as you should know by now the young girl Anzu has-"
"What's your name?"
"Excuse me?"
"Your name. I wish to know what it is." Yami said. Normally, if Yami was being asked questions he would just answer them and get it over with. But normally when Yami was being questioned there wasn't a pissed of tomb robber ready to throw who-knows-what at him upon his return. So, Yami was hoping to waste a lot of time so the bell would ring and he could avoid the tomb raider's wrath...for now at least.
The officer looked confused, but complied. "I'm Officer Weathers."
Had Yami been Bakura he would have laughed at the officer's name. Yet, being a respectable yami, he did not. Instead he smiled and motioned for the officer to continue.
"Well, as I have said before, Anzu Mazaki has died and we are questioning the student body on what they knew of this girl. Now, I understand you were one of her friends..."
"We weren't friends." Yami said quickly, and it had come out harsher than he had intended. The officer looked taken aback.
"But, you-"
"She was friends with Honda and Yugi. We were forced to hang around with her." Yami said calmly, but there was still an edge in his voice. Although Yami was not a mean person, he did not enjoy being called a friend of that girl.
"Oh." He said. Then, "Who's 'we'?
"Oh, just about everyone else in our group." He began to name a few and halted when he got to Bakura. He had referred to Bakura as 'tomb robber'. He looked at the confused cop.
"Tomb robber?"
Yami thought quickly and then a brilliant, and evil, idea formed in his mind. "Oh, that's our nickname for him. We call him that because he's a thief."
"What?"
"He's a thief. On countless occasions I've seen him steal." Came Yami's reply. The officer was amazed.
"Why didn't you report this to the police before?"
Yami's eyes went wide. He hadn't thought of that. He scanned his brain for a plausible excuse. Then BINGO!
"Umm, because..." Yami lowered his voice and leaned in closer to the officer. Fear shone in his crimson eyes. "He threatened to kill us if we ever told."
The officer gasped. He called for Officer Dewey to come back in.
"Yes? Oh, you're done interrogating him! I'll take him back to class now." He gently wrapped his hand around Yami's arm and Yami looked at him disgustedly and wrenched his arm out of his grasp. How dare he touch me! I'm a Pharaoh! Yami thought.
"No, no. Dewey, I would like you to bring...uh..." The officer looked at Yami. Yami looked back confused, and then it hit him. He had neglected to tell Officer Weathers the tomb robber's real name.
"Bakura." Yami smiled.
"Yes, Bakura. Officer Dewey, please bring young Bakura to me."
"But sir," Officer Dewey began.
"DO AS I SAY!" Obviously Officer Weathers didn't like the rather stupid fellow standing in front of him very much. Yami noted the gradual dampening of Officer Dewey's pants. Weathers noticed this too. He shook his head. "And for God's sake, clean yourself up."
Officer Dewey nodded dumbly and departed, managing not to step in a trash can this time. Officer Weathers looked at the tri-color haired boy in front of him and smiled. "Don't worry," he said, "we'll make sure that Bakura doesn't hurt you or your friends."
Yami almost died from suppressed laughter. The cop actually believed him! Yami vacated the office and paraded triumphantly down the hall. Teach that bastard for making me bleed, Yami thought.
Yami grinned evilly as he saw Bakura walk passed him with Officer Dewey. Yami winked. Bakura whirled around to glare at Yami as the latter sauntered by. What-the-fuck-did-you-do? was written clearly across Bakura's dark features. Yami waved before disappearing into the classroom.
Yami's smile faded when he saw the note on his desk. He peered around the room, hoping to catch someone looking at him to see if he had read the note. Nothing. Yami picked up the note and attempted to read it. Damn, he thought. The note was written in English, which the 5000 year old Pharaoh was unaccustomed to reading. His little hikari looked at him, then the note. Yami noticed his gaze and handed the note to Yugi hoping that he could make some sense of it. Yugi looked at it, completely baffled.
"Well?" Yami asked expectantly.
"Uh, Yami, I don't understand it."
Yami was suddenly angry. He hissed, "How can you not understand it? You do read English don't you?"
"Well, yeah..." Yugi replied timidly, his eyes wide. Yami's behavior had scared the boy. Yami noticed this and softened his tone.
"Please, Yugi, tell me. What don't you understand?"
"It's just that... " Yugi tried to find the right words to explain. "There aren't any words. Just letters. See, normally letters are put together to form words. But, these are just random letters."
Yami looked at him, still confused and a little upset. "So, you can't read it?"
"Well, I can. But it won't make any sense. It'll just make a sound." Yugi said. The look Yami gave him told him to continue. "Ok, here goes. AAoooooOOO (note: I am no good with writing out sounds, please forgive me!)"
Yami was thoroughly confused. His thoughts were interrupted, however, by the sound of the bell. Yami spent the rest of the day drowning in a sea of his own thoughts.
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Yup, so that was the first chapter. I hope you enjoyed it. Please review and tell me what I can do to make it better, or if you think that I should change the rating. J
Please remember that this is my first fic. and I can only get better with time, right? Hehe.