"Do you understand what I'm saying, son?"
"No."
"Good. Because if you understood it now, what would be the point of life? Because, life is about lessons. It's about learning stuff on your own, and then being like, 'Oh, I wish I'd listened to my dad'. And so, I'll teach you all the lessons like that, like how paper airplanes are never not cool. If there's ever a time where you're trying to woo a girl, make her a paper airplane with her name on it and throw it through her window. And then, well, you'd actually have to open her window first, but anyways. Son, live your life. Or I'll kill you."
"WHAT?!"
"I said, I'll bill you for that advice, because I'm a therapist."
"Oh... I could've sworn you said you were going to kill me..."
"And then I'll kill you."
"Oh my God!"
From "Best of Minecraft - FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!"
"Keep your hopes up, or down. Wherever you want them to be. Just have hope somewhere."
~Toby Turner
From word of mouth, not included in video.
"Ha, I made it... To death! I DIED!"
From "Best of Happy Wheels - THIS LEVEL IS IMPOSSIBLE!"
I guess this was just a little demo or something. But, until I find some other quotes to add or something, I leave you with one last dose of epicosity.
"If you sneezed while reading this, I WILL BROFIST YOUR FACE."
~CryDieBuscus