I have been inspired by Fangren, Pastatoxic2, and DoctorPika to write my own version of the shuffled version of Total Drama. As some of you may hardly remember I'm currently writing another TD SYOC called TD Around the World, however I will be halting my writing for that story because it gets a little exhausting searching through countries and finding landmark, but rest assured after I write some more and improve my writing style I will start writing it again. Now I hope you enjoy this story, oh and I almost forgot unlike any of the other "Shuffled" stories I will be including some Ridonculous Race contestants and will write my own Ridonculous Rearranged some time in the distance future (It's obvious that the older people like Gerry and Pete and Dwayne Sr. and Kelly will not be in this series until the actual Ridonculous Race, but that doesn't mean that Junior and Taylor won't be in it until then.) Now onto the story.

The scene opens to a dingy looking summer camp with a man who looks like he's in his mid thirties (no matter how much he denies it) on an island with a giant cliff overlooking the island. He screams out loud " Yo what up this is Chris McLean coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario!" "I'm here to deliver the most grueling, drama filled, crazy season of Total Drama a new TV show where 28 vict- I mean contestants have decided to sign on to stay here for eight weeks for a chance to win 100,000 dollars which let's face it they'll blow it all in a week." "Here's the deal every three days teams will be rewarded for victory (the camera cuts over to the bonfire area) and the losers they will go here to the bonfire where one unlucky loser will be sent home via our elimination area The Dock of Shame on the Boat of Losers." "Now here at the bonfire these marshmallows here (he motions to a plate of marshmallows on top of a podium) will be the things that guarantee immunity don't receive one and you will be heading to the Dock of Shame forever and they will never come back ever (he makes sure to put extra emphasis on ever)." "Everything will be caught on the cameras we've installed all over the island and believe me the interns looked really tired and sweaty when they were done placing them all, but it will so be worth it once we get some really good footage." "Right here on Total Drama Island!"

Chris now back on the dock announces "Oh and we told them that they were gonna stay at a five star resort so if they seem little peeved off well guess they should learn not to believe everything they read." "Oh and it looks like our first contestant is arriving now welcome to the Island Alejandro."

Alejandro takes one look at the island and cringes "Hombre where is the resort that was promised on the brochure?"

Chris does his signature chuckle "Yeah about that there's no resort you'll be enjoying your stay here hope you enjoy it dude." "Now go stand over on the other side of the dock." Alejandro angrily goes to the dock as instructed.

"Our next contestant is Izzy!" Izzy jumps like Tarzan off the boat and hits her face on the side of the dock and Chris cringes "Yeesh that must have hurt."

Izzy jumps out of the water and skips happily over to Chris "Oh wow this place looks fun oh you must the host "Hi I'm Izzy it's nice to meet you."

Izzy shakes Chris hand you hear a cracking sound and when she lets go of Chris's hand Chris holds his hand in pain "Yeah why don't you go sit over by Alejandro while my hand recovers."

Izzy still smiling "Okay we're gonna so much fun with each." Off screen you hear her yell "Hey Alejandro we're gonna be best buds!"

"Our next contestant is Zoey." Zoey gets off the boat at looks at the island with a curious look "Chris where is the hot tub and the actual resort?"

Chris tells her "Man I'm wondering how many people are gonna ask that, just go stand by the other side of the dock with the others everything will be disclosed later." Zoey still a little hopeful that there's a resort goes by the others.

"Our next camper is Staci." Staci gets off the boat and the boat looks like it leaves in a hurry.

"Hmm I'm wondering why he left so quickly I was telling him a story of my great great great great aunt Hilary yah I told him about how she invented boats before her people used ships made a wood." "My family is like so cool."

Chris already annoyed by her "Okay go stand by the others now before I kick you off for being annoying." Staci moves quickly to the other side.

"Our next contestant is an interesting one get ready to have fun with Duncan!"

Duncan gets off the boat and goes over to Chris "I didn't sign up to be on this crap hole."

Chris gets out a small pile of papers "Actually you did you see binding contract and you signed them my friend." Duncan grabs them and tears them to pieces Chris still fake smiling "Yeah you see there's this new thing called the printer and with that new thing I was able to make a lot of copies to your contract can't get out of this that easily." "Oh and your parole officer told me to keep an extra close eye on you so lucky you eh."

Duncan groans in annoyance "Sounds just like him (he says under his breath) which is why I hate him so much."

"Our next contestant is Mike."

Mike comes off of the boat with his bags and "Hey so where exactly is the resort?" Mike takes a deep breath "Dang nabit we've been bamboozled there's no resort."

Chris confused at him says "Okay Mike not really getting the old man skit, but just go stand by the others."

As he's walking to the other side "Who's Mike the name's Chester and you should respect your elders sonny."

Chris now really confused "Okay oh look here's the next camper Heather."

Heather takes off her shades and goes over to Chris "So we're staying in this crap hole fine I can deal with this and I take all of these losers down easily."

She goes over to the other side of the dock and Alejandro talks to her "Excuse me but cockiness is not a good thing to do in competitions such as this."

Heather looks over at him "Oh please it's obvious that I'm gonna win this thing so you and that stupid bull necklace can just jump off the dock."

"Our next contestants are Carrie and Devin best friends who insisted coming together on the same boat." Carrie and Devin go over to Chris.

Carrie asks "So you're the host?"

Chris says "Of course I am Chris McLean ready to host this show."

Devin says "Oh I think I remember you didn't you have a cooking show?"

Chris now annoyed "Do not mention that show my performance and food was amazing no matter what the health inspectors and authorities may have said." "Now go stand on the other side of the dock."

Carrie and Devin go over to by the other side Devin tells her "Don't worry homie we'll be alright here even though the brochure was a total fake."

Carrie smiles at him "Yeah this will be fun and who knows maybe one of us will win."

"Our next contestant is Dawn." They wait for the boat to appear, but after a few seconds it doesn't appear. "Hmm maybe her boat got lost."

Dawn who is right behind Chris "Actually my boat arrived some time ago and I was basking in the nature here."

Chris now slightly freaked out asks her "Where did your boat dock though this is the only access port to the island?"

Dawn tells him " I can tell you later for now I will go stand by the others."

Chris now confused by the weirdos chosen for his show says "Yeah you go do that."

"The next camper is Tyler." Tyler who is surfing off the back of the boat his skis give away and he gets launched into the bags that have been piled up and one case falls into the water. Chris yells out to him "Wicked wipe out dude!"

Tyler's hand emerges from the cases and her gives a thumbs up while Heather is no drenched "Ugh my shoes you are so dead when you get out of there!"

Alejandro chuckles at her "You look quite beautiful with your hair wet."

Heather cringes "Ewe drop dead you freak I am so not interested in you."

Alejandro tells her smugly "You mistake flattery for me asking you out do not worry it is common mistake for one as gorgeous as me."

Heather yells to Chris "Can we go into the camp now?!"

Chris yells back off screen "No, you have to wait for the others now shush!"

Geoff gets off the boat "Chris McLean I am so happy to be here man."

Chris happy that someone is finally not annoying him "Thanks man I appreciate the enthusiasm unlike what most people have here!"

Heather yells over to him off screen "Bite me!"

Geoff surprised "Wow man that chick is intense."

Chris tells him "I know right man now go stand over by the rest."

Geoff goes over to the others Chris then announces the next camper

"Everyone meet Sky."

Sky does a flip off the boat and lands perfectly in front of Chris."Man it feels so good to be here I can't wait to compete with you all."

Chris smiling "I'm liking that we're having people with good attitudes let's hope it stays like that."

"Next we have the fragile boy Cameron."

Cameron happy "Man it fells so good to be outside with fresh air and I actually touch things now and I can see more things then just a small view from my bubble." "Hi everyone I'm Cameron it's nice to meet other people besides my mom."

Duncan mutters "That little twig won't last a week."

Zoey hearing this tells him "Well you can't judge him by his looks he could surprise you."

Duncan says "No way princess bubble boy doesn't look that strong to me."

The boat pulls up "What's up y'all Leshawna is in the house." "I came here to win so you all best quit now cause I came here to win." Leshawna high fives Chris and goes over to the others and goes over to Cameron "Hey what up my brother give me some sugar?"

Cameron confused "Um I'm sorry but I don't understand your rhetoric."

Leshawna ignoring that remark tells him "I'm asking you give me high five boy."

Cameron now with a look of realization "Oh I apologize." Cameron lifts his hand up and Leshawna high fives him and Cameron grabs his hand in pain "Boy I didn't hit you that hard you must be real fragile if that hurt you."

"Everyone meet Lindsey."

Lindsey goes over to Chris with her bag in hand "Hey I recognize you from somewhere."

Chris tells her "I'm Chris (Lindsey still looking clueless) Chris McLean the host of the show."

Lindsey says "Oh that's where I remember you from."

Chris tells her "Okay Lindsey go stand with the others and wait until we all start going into the camp."

The boat pulls up with a jock kissing his biceps "Lightning how's it going?"

When he's done kissing his biceps "The Lightning is in top shape my dude and I am prepared to win this thing and make my Pops proud." Lightning resumes kissing his biceps and the next boat arrives

"Hey Gwen."

Gwen disgusted by the camp says "We're staying here?"

Chris says "No, you're staying here my crib is air stream with AC that-a-way."

Gwen irritated "I did not sign up for this."

Chris holds up her contract "Actually you did contract binding signature."

Gwen grabs them and tears them in half Duncan goes over to her "Yeah I already tried that apparently McLame here made a bunch of stupid copies."

Gwen groans in annoyance "Of course he did." The two of them go back to the other side of the docks.

The next boat arrives "Brick McArthur reporting for duty sir!"

Chris tells him "Brick it's nice to meet you you're sure to be a good contestant."

Brick responds "Thank you sir I will try not to disappoint."

"Our next contestant is Ellody."

Ellody gets off the boat and when she approaches Chris she says "You are Chris McLean host of the show and my chances of winning on the show is 13.62% but that would be the situation for most others with an intellect such as mine."

Chris says "Yeah you seem to be a really smart girl."

Ellody adjusts her glasses and tells him "The correct term is genius." Ellody goes over to other side of the docks.

Owen gets off the boat excitedly "Woo-Hoo! Chris what's happening? (he laughs) This is awesome! Woo-Hoo!

Chris yells "Owen welcome!"

Owen pulls Chris into a tight hug and you hear a cracking noise "Awesome to be here, man. Yeah, man. this is just so...

Gwen finishes his sentence "Awesome."

Owen let's go of Chris and still quite excitedly "Yes, Awesome! Woo! Are you gonna be on my team?"

Gwen sarcastically "Oh, I sure hope so."

Owen not getting the sarcasm "Woo!"

Chris asks him" You about finished?

Owen calming down a little "Sorry, dude. I'm just so psyched!"

Chris says "Cool. And here comes Emma."

Emma gets off the boat "Hey guys I'm happy to meet you all I'm Emma and I'm pretty sure we'll have some fun together." She goes over to Chris "So from the looks of this place the brochure you obviously lied and if I didn't sign that contract I could sue you for lying."

Chris tells her "You however signed the contract there for you can't sue me."

Emma says "Oh I know I'm just telling you that because I'm training to be lawyer."

Chris mutters under his breath "Great another stupid lawyer wannabe."

Emma hearing that "Excuse me what did you say?"

Chris annoyed with her "Nothing now go stand by the others."

Emma while she walks over to the other side "Yeah that's what I though you said."

Chris announces "Next up is Dave."

Dave gets off the boat he goes over to Chris looking scared "Chris where's the resort all I see is a dirty icky summer camp?"

Chris does his signature chuckle "Yeah about that I lied you'll be spending the next eight weeks here at Camp Wawanakwa."

Dave now frustrated "Great just great I hate germs and now I have to spend the next eight weeks here I would sue if I could."

Emma yells off screen "See I'm not alone."

Chris now more annoyed then before "Dave go stand on the other side of the dock now okay." Dave goes on the other side.

Everyone looks on the other side of the dock when they hear a loud shoe hit the dock. Chris says "Eva I'm glad that you could make it."

She ignores him and drops her bag on Dave's foot "Ow what's in that bag dumbbells!?"

Eva answers blankly "Yes."

"The next camper is Max."

Max gets off the boat and tries to laugh manically before he starts to cough "Drat as a being of pure Evil I need to learn how to properly laugh evilly." He turns to the others "Hello future slaves I am Max the future eternal emperor of the world and future winner of Total Drama stealing the 100 grand from you imbeciles will be my first step to world conquest." Max tries to laugh again and again he fails. "I will have to practice more on that later." Max goes to the other side of the dock.

The next boat arrives "Alright our surfer chick Bridgette is here!"

Duncan takes one look at her surfboard and tells her "What's with the board this isn't exactly Malibu honey?"

Bridgette answers him "I thought we were gonna be on a beach."

Chris motions with his hands towards the beach below "We are!"

You see a seagull with a piece of a net wrapped around it's neck and a lot of trash around it a small wave whisks the seagull away.

Bridgette bummed that there's no decent beach sadly says "Great."

Chris says "Alright that makes (his head is hit by Bridgette's surfboard) Ow! Darn it that hurts!

Bridgette turns to the others "Hey guys."

Geoff comes behind her "Hey my name is Geoff nice to meet you."

Bridgette turns around to see him "What's up?"

Her board almost hits Max, Leshawna, and Sky.

Leshawna says "Girl I don't need my head getting chopped off by your board!"

Bridgette turns around to Leshawna "Sorry."

Heather still trying to dry out her hair with Tyler next to her with a black eye "Alright we've all met surfer girl let's move on with the show."

Chris tells her "We have two more contestants to introduce so calm down Heather."

Heather says "Get bent."

"Our next contestant is Noah."

Noah gets off the boat and asks Chris "Did you get my memo about my life threatening allergies?"

Chris who could care less "I'm sure someone did."

Noah still with his normal sarcastic tone "Good is this where supposed to be staying?"

Emma tells him "Yeah Chris lied on the brochure."

Noah smirks "Great just the perfect way to start out here by the way nice haircut my mom has the same style."

Emma offended "Excuse me but at least I'm a girl with a girls hairstyle you're a guy with a girls hairstyle."

Noah smiles "Good comeback I'm Noah."

Emma smiles back at him "I'm Emma."

Duncan yells out to them "You guys could kiss each other later right now we have a show to start."

Noah says "Of course there's a punk guy here with more piercings then any normal person." The two of them walk over to the other side of the dock.

"Our last camper is DJ."

DJ puts his bags on the ground and talks to Chris

"Yo Chris man where's the hot tub at?" "You sure you got the right place?"

Chris responds "Yo dawg this is it Camp Wawanakwa."

DJ realizing that he was lied to mutters under his breath "Looked much better on the application."

Chris then announces "Now that you all are here it's time to do a group shot before we start doing any challenges and the forming of your teams we need to do a group photo for the promos so everyone on the other side of the dock." Everyone starts to move to the other side and gets into a pose "Everyone get ready in 3 2 1- whoops I forgot the lens cap okay hold that pose in 1 2- no wait the cards full give me second."

Leshawna annoyed says "Come on man my face is starting to freeze."

Chris says "Okay now everyone say Wawanakwa."

Everyone says "Wawanakwa."

After they say that the dock gives away and you see photos of everyone trying not to drown. Chris acting like nothing has happened because he doesn't care "Okay guys dry up and meet at the campfire in 10."

~Commercial Break~

The scene goes to everyone by the campfire with Chris announcing "This is Camp Wawankaka your home for the next eight weeks the people around you are your competition your friends and maybe even your enemies." "The last person standing will win 100,000 dollars!"

Alejandro asks him "Excuse me but what will be the sleeping arrangements because I'd like to request a bunk with this muy quapa girl right here." (He gestures his thumbs to Heather)

With a look of annoyance Heather asks "They're not co-ed are they?"

Chris answers her "No, girls get one side and guys get the other."

Lindsey raises her hand "Excuse me Kyle I was wondering if I could get a lakeside cabin because I'm the prettiest?"

Chris annoyed by her question "That's not how things work here Lindsey now it's time for guys to get in your teams." "Now as I say your names you will officially be on the first team." "Leshawna, Heather, Noah, Owen, Gwen, Izzy, Devin, Brick, Dawn, Mike, Zoey, Dave, Emma, and Lindsey." "You are all officially now known as the Screaming Gophers."

Chris throws them a green flag and Owen catches it "Woo hoo I'm a Gopher!"

Chris then says "The rest of you Duncan, Alejandro, Sky, Carrie, Tyler, Max, DJ, Staci, Eva, Ellody, Lightning, Cameron, Bridgette, and Geoff." Chris like a drill sergeant yells "Move move move!"

They all move and Chris throws a red flag toward them and Ellody catches it Chris says "You guys are now known as the Killer Bass."

Ellody says "Excuse me Chris but Bass aren't typically killers well at least not to humans just really to crayfish, insects, and frogs, so by definition bass aren't killers."

Chris tells her "I could change the name to the Prancing Deer."

Ellody tells him "No, we'll stay the Killer Bass."

Chris says "Very well now as all of you probably know you'll be watched by camera in all areas of the camp."

Chris confession "You will also be able to give your inner most thoughts in this confessional in video diaries." "Let the audience at home now what you're thinking or just use it to get it out of your system."

Gwen confession "Well so far this stinks."

Carrie confession "Awe it sucks that Devin and me are on separate teams, but we've been best friends ever since we were toddlers this won't do anything to tear our friendship apart will it, no it won't Devin is my homie and nothing will tear our friendship apart."

Staci confession "Oh this looks so cool like my great great great great great- the camera turns off.

The confession opens and a duck is putting lipstick on when it notices the camera it has a blank look in it's eyes.

Chris asks "Any questions?" (Before anyone can ask he says) "None okay." "Now let's go find your cabins."

Chris tells them "Gophers you're on the cabin in the east and Bass you're in the west."

Heather opens the door "Ugh bunk beds isn't that a little to summer camp?"

Gwen comes in after her and intentionally knock her shoulder into Heather "That's the idea genius."

Heather says "Ugh shut up weird goth girl."

Lindsey comes out and asks Chris "Um where are the outlets I need to plug in my straightening irons?"

Chris answers her "There are some in the communal bathrooms."

Lindsey confused says "Communal but I'm not Catholic also where's the spa I'm confused?"

Chris says "That isn't surprising."

Gwen tells her flatly "It means we shower together idiot."

Lindsey then has a sad look on her face and her eyes get watery and she starts to do a little tantrum.

Owen comes out of the guys side of the cabin with Brick and Noah "Wow I'm glad that we're in a cabin of just guys you know what I mean?" (Owen does a small laugh when both of them give Owen a weird look. Owen then starts to try to cover up what he said.) "No I mean I didn't mean it like that I love chicks I just don't wanna sleep near them." "No I didn't mean it like that." Owen runs straight into the cabin to try to help fix what he said.

Geoff calls over to Chris "Hey Chris are there any chaperones here?"

Chris tells him "You're all 16 the same age of a normal CIT at a summer camp so you guys won't have any supervision other then me of course." "You all have a half hour to unpack and go to the main lodge starting now."

Chris leaves and you can hear Lindsey scream they all look through the door and see a cockroach in front of her Leshawna says "Boy that white girl can scream."

Dawn comes inside of the cabin and goes up to the cockroach "Hello I'm Dawn and you seem to be distressing Lindsey here would it be alright with you if I let you back into the wild?"

The cockroach climbs on her finger and she takes it outside and Duncan has an ax in hand "Hey what are you doing with the cockroach in hand I was gonna kill it with this?"

Dawn tells him "That is quite unnecessary." Dawn goes down the cabin steps and places it on the ground "Go free my friend and enjoy living." It walks away into the woods.

Heather disgusted by this says "How could you touch something as gross as that?"

Dawn says "It isn't gross just misunderstood you would feel just like he felt if you were considered ugly."

Heather does a hair flip "Oh please as if I'm ever considered ugly by anyone." Heather goes into the cabin.

Dawn confession "Heather is quite rude, but it is only because she is blinded by her need to be the most popular girl in school and in life itself."

The scene goes to the kitchen with Chef ordering how things go in the mess hall " I serve three meals a day and it will be your job to eat everything I give you so grab your trays get your food sit your butts down!"

Dave takes one look at the food and asks "Um excuse me but what kind of food is this because I don't recognize it also does this food have any of the major food groups in it?"

Chef yells at him "What is has is I said sit your dang butt down!"

Owen murmurs to Noah "Have a cow."

Chef hearing this tells Owen "Come over here big guy I didn't hear you."

Owen now nervous says "I didn't say anything important."

Chef says "Yeah I'm sure you didn't."

Chef then yells out to Noah "You scrawny kid give me your plate." Chef puts food on Noah's plate. It goes to Lindsey asking about the food and then when when Gwen tells her that her nutritionist won't mind.

Chris comes inside to check on everyone and Geoff asks "Yo Chris man could we order a pizza?" Chef then proceeds to throw a meat cleaver near Geoff "It's cool brown sludge is good yeah." There's a small bit of awkward laughter and other people agreeing with him.

Chris warns everyone that they're first challenge will begin in an hour.

Carrie ask DJ "Do you think that the challenge will be hard?"

DJ responds "It's our first challenge how hard could it be?" The scene goes to everyone in their bathing suits on top of the cliff.

So there you have it part one of the first episode is complete and because it's the first episode there's not much to say about it. I don't know when I'll post the next part, but I will hopefully post it soon.

Screaming Gophers: Leshawna, Heather, Noah, Owen, Gwen, Izzy, Devin, Brick, Dawn, Mike, Zoey, Dave, Emma, and Lindsey.

Killer Bass: Duncan, Alejandro, Sky, Carrie, Tyler, Max, DJ, Staci, Eva, Ellody, Lightning, Cameron, Bridgette, and Geoff.