Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy that I deleted the story!!!!! I wasn't thinking!!!! I couldn't find the rest of the chappies and couldn't find the notebook, so I guess In have to start here..o well! Off to see the show...or...whatever they put it. . .
Katie's house 1:00 a.m
Me: are you sure this is the right house?
Sarah: I'm sure I'm sure!
Me and Sarah walk into the house. Out of the blue, a woman came out of a room with a bathrobe on.
Both: oh my god! It's the BLAIR WITCH!
BLAIR WITCH: Come here. . .
Me: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!(runs down hall)
Sarah: Don't leave me here with this crazy manic, that torturers people!
BLAIR WITCH: (steps toward) come here. .
Sarah: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!(runs after me)
When we where running down the hall where we happened to bump into our good friends Katie and Jenna.
Sarah: What in God's name, is the THE BLAIR WITCH doing in your house!
Katie: whaddya say? I can't hear you over a loud cackling!
We all slowly turned around. . .there she was! THE BLAIR WITCH!!!MUHAhahahahahahahah!
Jenna: You let her follow you!
Me: (in a corner rocking back and forth) MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!
Jenna: OMG! The THE BLAIR WITCH IS IN YOUR HOUSE!!!!! Get the paralyzers guns, ropes, and harpoons!
Sarah: Why do we need harpoons?
Jenna: I needed more weapon names.
Katie: ohhhh!
While Jenna And Sarah got the weapons, I realized that a woman in a lingerie was coming up the stairs. She was a blonde.
Me: (holding up machine gun) BE SILENT, EVIL BLONDE DEMON FROM THE UNDERWORLD!!!!!!
As I start to shoot the hell out of the blondie (no offense), we go back to the story! I bet many of you are saying "Yay!" or "shut the fuck up!" or even "the squids on the bus goes squish squish squish. . ." Enjoy!
Ichiraku (sp) Ramen 3:00p.m
Toki: Pleeeessse!?
Naruto: (slurp) no.
Toki: Can we pleeesse?!
Naruto: No.
If your wondering why Toki is saying 'Please!' and Naruto is saying 'no.' well. . .I don't feel like telling you! No seriously, I'm lazy like that! ;
Toki: can we please go to the flower shop?!!?!?!?!?!?
Told ya.
Naruto: fine!
"YAY!!!"
Yamanaka Flower Shop 3:15p.m.
Ino: Hi! How can I he-!
Toki: hi! My names is Toki! What's yours, pretty Lady?
Ino: awwww! You're sooo cute! My name is Ino!
Naruto: hi, Brittany Spears!
Ino: HEY! My name is not Brittany Spears! For your information! Its INO!!! I-N-O! INO!
Punches naruto.
Ino: get it?
Naruto: yep.
Ino: got it?
Yes, ma'am
Ino: GOOD!
Naruto: . . .
Toki: Ino-nee-chan!
Ino: Yes toki?
Toki: may I buy I flower? (Sparkle eyes, and pulls on Ino's mini skirt)
Before anybody could say anything else a girl with black and white hair come up behind them! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Girl: hi! My name is Donna!!!!
They blinked at her. . .
Ino: what did you say?
Donna: Don–na
Toki: What's a Donna?
Saying like she never knew an American name (or another country).
Donna: Donna! That's my name silly's!
Naruto: (leaning over to ino) She has serious problems.
Ino: you got that right. . .
Donna and Toki did ring-around-the-rosy.
Toki: lets take her home!
Naruto: She's crazy!!!!!!!!!! Are you crazy?????
Toki: Well. . .she obviously has some problems. . .wait. . .serious problems, we can't just leave her here all alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto: I was only saying. . . .
Donna: I'm so glad I have some great friends!!!!!
Toki: (looking at her with sympathy) You never had friends before???
Donna: I did. . .BUT I KILLED THEM!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
Everyone stares at her. . .
Ino, naruto, toki: She is really crazy. . .
Ino: Let's go riiiiiiight know!
They all ran away. Me behind them.
Donna: W-what!??!?!? wait for me! I need to go to your house to pick out my new room!!!!!
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Still in Katie's house 2:00 a.m.
Jenna: ok, this is too weird! First it's THE BLAIR WITCH, then a blonde bitch, then 7 men and 1 woman, then. . .a blonde bitch!
Then more men came out from the bathroom wearing make-up, and singing 'The Hoky Poky!'
Me: Well Jenna. . .does that answer your question? There are 6!. . .looney people in this house!
Exactly 10 seconds later. . .a woman comes down the hall screaming 'EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!'
Katie: Make that 7.
Then another woman shouts at the other woman 'don't you dare make fun of my mother ever again!!!!' something like that. . .zzzzzzzz. . . . .
Sarah: That was sooo weird.
Me: what did that woman say? I didn't here it quite here the last part.
Jenna: you couldn't here her? She was right in front of you! How could you NOT hear her???
Me: I couldn't hear her over another woman!
Katie: that's it! I'm out of here! Out of this looney bin!!!!!!!!
To Be Continued. . .
Back to the story. . .
Ino: stay away from us!!!
Toki: why do you want a room anyway???
Donna: because, it's a long story! About the murder and being kicked out of Shablaba and having to life in the streets.
Toki: what's Shablaba (me: I can't even spell it! )
naruto: I have no idea. . .
Ino: why do you want to live with naruto and Toki-chan????
Donna: because toki, I love you!
Toki faces in fear (me: Run toki! Run! RUN FOR YOU LIFE!!!)
Ino: OMG! She's a lesbo (no offense)
naruto: (grabs toki) here, (he gives her a doggy treat that he got from kiba) you see it???!!!
Donna: (he eyes follow the doggy treat) pant. . .pant. . . .pant. . .
Naruto: you see it! You see it????? huh? You see it! Go get it!
Donna: (running off to retrieve the doggy treat)
A pink haired kunoichi. She was staring in disbelieve
Girl: what are you doing naruto?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Naruto: hey sakura-chan! I. . .ummm. . .
Toki: he was teasing an evil Donna with a doggy treat and made her go get it! She's evil I tell you!!! pure evil!!!!!
Sakura: Wwwoo! Your sooo cute! What's your name, sweetie?
Toki: . . .toki. . .what's yours. . . Cute Lady?
Sakura: My name is sakura!
Ino: Sakura. . . I WIN!!!!
Sakura: W-What?? How did you win???
Ino: she called me Pretty Lady! A step ahead from Cute! Ha!
Sakura: Hey! That's not fair! Toki. . .?
Toki: Well I couldn't possibly tell who's prettier. . .your both Beautiful!
Both: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww! She's sooo kawii!
Naruto and shikamaru (who happened to show up): (sweatdrop)
shikamaru: I don't know how we can deal with this. . .
Naruto: you got that right. . .
Ino: now! Let's go get you that flower you wanted!
Sakura: you should get a rose! It stands for Love! (Daydreams about sasuke-kun)
Ino: no! You should get the yellow rose! It stands for friendship!
Sakura: NO! SHE SHOULD GET THE RED ROSE!!!
Ino: Why you little bit-
To Be Continued. . .
Toki: Next time on The Series of Unfortunate Events, Ino-chan and Sakura-chan keep on fighting! OH! What am I going to do??? me: sit down, relax, and enjoy the show. (Toki pushes me over) hey! I got it! Why don't I devise a secrete plan, and you can help me! Me: no! I'm too lazy! Call me Shikamaru's girl clone. . .zzz. . .but it does sound cool. . .toki: awwww please???? I'll think about it! Thank you Ami-chan! Also, more people come into the story, a hott dog-boy, a charming, yet buggy friend, and a shy and timid, but strong, kunoichi! Where the heck are these people coming from!!! me: you ask Masashi-san about that one! Toki: See you later! Next time on. . .both: Our Minds Did This: A Series of Unfortunate Events!!!! toki: here's a bit from the next chapter:
naruto: stop sakura-chan! Stop Ino!
Ino: I won't stop until she agrees!
Sakura: same here!
Toki: this is going to be a long day. . .
Me: you better believe it. . .
Toki: you got that from a movie commercial, didn't you?
Me: yep yep.
Sasuke: stop it you two! Your driving me insane!!!!
Both: sorry sasuke-kun!
Sasuke: . . . . . . .. . . .
Me: (pats him on the back) it probably sucks to be you. . .
Sasuke: Get your hands off of me. . .!