This IS ZaDr which means boy-love between Zim and Dib, don't like, don't read, don't flame.

ALSO If any of you readers are roleplayers and would roleplay ZaDr with me...I would love you forever :3

I actually got to sit at my HOUSE and type a fanfic and take as much time as I want xD Now im going to rewrite all my other ones cause..they are crap. 45 minutes during lunch is NOT enough time to put into a decent fic I noticed D: well YAY for no school.

Disclaimer- Dont own Invader Zim or any of its characters, and I jacked the title from a song

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Operation Dibmonkey:

Zim snorted as his seemingly unawesomeness and that file was tossed into a pile of other plans Zim deemed useless or unworthy in his quest for world conquest. This plan was unlike Zim's other plans because it involved a type of pre-doom. It seemed the only thing keeping him from accomplishing anything was Dib. What was more painful then using his own stupid emotions against him? Breaking his heart..well it would be the perfect plan and once that fool was out of the way whats to stop him? Good plan, yes, if it werent for the fact that boy was far too stubborn for it actually work and so that file was just something that slipped in and out of Zim's mind and he now has moved on to bigger, better idea's.

Zim was typing at his computer, fingers, or lack there of, glided across the keypad imputting alien text that only he and others like him could understand. He was interupted by a rumble. He stopped and turned in his chair, shifting his eyes around the underground lair. After a minute of silence he returned to his work and again...a rumble, but louder this time.

"What on Irk..." He hissed under his breath. "Computer whats going on.." Zim demanded.

On the screen infront of him images and text popped up. A satillite clip of hundreds of meteors and meteorites could be seen flying directly toword the earth. The first wave was hitting already, but these were the smaller rocks... and they pretty much burnt up in the Earth's atmosphere and the rocks that did make it were far too small to leave damage..but they would only get bigger and it was a matter of time until these larger falling objects DID do damage, and by the size of some of them...it would be severe..

"This is bad.." Zim said..large alien eyes, stared at the flaming rocks. He started typing wildly, slamming his fist onto the key pad.

Gir stared at the screen, wide blue eyes, stared with wonder before turning into happy triangles, his tongue stuck out the side of his mouth.

"Yay we're doomed!" He said as if it were a good thing.

Zim's antenne fell back at the stupidity of the small robot. "No Gir...thats NOT what we want!" He stopped. "Uher I mean YES we want the earth doomed, but..." He stopped again trying to get his words inorder. "Its MY mission to doom this pitiful planet!" He stood, walking over to one of the convenient escape pods that took him to the surface floor of his lair, Gir followed close behind. "Gir stay here.." Zim commanded.

He walked to the door that opened itself, and closed itself as he walked down the walk way, he looked up, firestreams crossed the darkening sky. "Hm..this may be worse then I have imagioned.." He said, realizing the potiential of the threat. "But how did this planet come into direct course with such a meteor shower?" Zim wondered silently to himself.

It couldnt be that this occured naturally..could it? No..he would have known far ahead of time. He stopped, thinking. Maybe...Dib...that lousy..he would know something. He's always sitting around like a fool, monitering everything in and from space, Zim included. But he couldn't possibly suggest getting..help...from him could he? No! He wouldn't consider it!

"I dont need the help! I am ZIM!" He said, starting to ponder his other options.

Zim watched the worsening condition. He had no time, and with that he sprinted to where Dib lived, regretting every step. He ran to the door, slamming it open. "Dib.." He said, his alien eyes rested sharply on the boy, who stared wide-eyed in confusion. He had a pair of heavy headphones over his ears. "Zim?" He asked, taking them off. "What do you want Zim!" He growled, shooting up from his spot, he stood as if expecting Zim to attack him.

"Listen to me Dib. This planet is in danger.." Zim explained, he kept his eyes on Dib, his face fixed in a defensive expression. "Yeah! I know! Your still around!" Dib spat.

"You dont understand stupid Dibmonkey! Its not me this time!" Zim pleaded. "Yeah! Sure! And why should I believe you Zim?" Dib asked, staring at Zim, who just stood there.

Dib watched as a giant flaming meteor smashed into the ground, feet away from his house, skidding to a stop where it burned. The force caused Zim's antenne to be blown forward, flapping through the air until the wind died. Everything flashed orange and red on impact and it continued stay tinted orange from the flames burning behind them.

Dib stared wide-eyed, his mouth hung open in disbelief as he looked passed Zim to the rock outside. "Do you believe me now?" He heard a faint voice say as he snapped out of his daze.

He looked at Zim unsure what to say for a minute. "Why'd you come here? What could you possibly want from me? Your an ALIEN"

Zim stepped further into the house. "Your the only filthy human on this planet who could possibly help me advert this planet from destruction." He explained.

"I thought thats what you wanted." Dib said suspiciously.

"/I/ want to destroy this planet. ME not some freakish meteor shower, now either you help me or DIE!" Zim said, turning and storming out the door, only stopping when Dib grabbed him by the shoulder.

"Im in..." He said, looking at Zim, who looked back at him, almost shocked that he agreed. "This is what we need to do.." Zim started.

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And thats it! Now you have to wait for Chapter TWO