Disclaimer: Dobby and Winky no longer belong to Lucius Malfoy or Barty Crouch, but unfortunately they don't belong to me either. JK Rowling own's 'em. Some unfortunate person owns Britney Spears, and I own my own twisted imagination! So without any further ado, on with the show!

(sung by Dobby and his chorus of house-elves to a very drunk and incoherent Winky to the tune of Britney Spear's "Crazy")

Winky, I'm so sick of you!
You've gotten free now, but what do you do?
Winky, you're moping around,
And you drink beer and then you fall to the ground.

Every time you look at me,
I hope you realize what a slob we all see.
Being free means so much more,
More than anything you've ever felt before!

You drive me crazy, all you do is sleep!
I'm so excited, cuz I am free.
Winky it's crazy! And the future's bright!
Winky needs to learn that being free's all right.

Winky, you're no longer a slave.
And you no longer have to behave.
Tell them what your master did.
And do please tell them why he ran and hid.

Being free means so much more,
More than anything you've ever felt before!

You drive me crazy, all you do is sleep!
I'm so excited, cuz I am free.
Winky it's crazy! And the future's bright!
Winky needs to learn that being free's all right.


Please review this because it's my first effort and I worked hard, gosh darnit!