The Error

Of Clark's Ways

Chapter 1

Disclaimer: This is a really FUN idea I started thinking about that had me chuckling at times. Takes place after season 3's 'Phoenix' episode. Warning, this may be a little crackish at times.

As Lana cried herself to sleep that night hours after her talk with Clark, three individuals watched this with displeased looks on their faces. "Man… That kid is really stupid!" Groused one of the figures.

"Yeah! Real stupid!"

"Girls, I think we should do something about this."

"Like what, Trilly?"

"Like make Clark Kent suffer badly until he apologizes and begs Lana Lang to take him back!" The one known as Trilly said with a troubling grin.

One that was matched by her two fellows as a plan came to their minds about how best to deal with one Clark Kent. "Let's do it!"

The Next Day In The Kent Barn

Busying himself with a novel that Lex had recommended to him but never having quite gotten around to until now, Clark let out a sigh. As his attempt at reading it was proving to be more difficult then he'd like considering where his thoughts were at. Said thoughts being on one Lana Lang and knowing without a doubt he'd hurt her yet again with his secretive nature. A nature brought about by the fact he's from another planet and has several different abilities because of his heritage. Worrying and fearing that her reaction would cast her from his life in any number of ways. Even somewhat being resentful of his parents for making him so damned cautious and afraid. I'll be surprised if Lana ever wants anything to do with me again after yesterday. Thought the morose teen with a heavy sigh.

And he'd deserve it too for pushing her away when she so truly wanted to be part of his life… "Hey Chump! Why so glum, ya bum!?" Called out a voice, breaking him from his depressing thoughts.

Sitting up, he looked around wildly. "Whose there!?"

"Just a few concerned individuals, Mr. Secretive!" Informed a second voice.

Standing, he continued to look around for where the voices were coming from but finding nothing much to his worry. A tap on his shoulder had him turning around had him turning around and finding nothing. Serving to annoy him a little. "Behind ya, Chump!'"

Quickly turning with full intent to give a piece of his mind, Clark's eyes widened at the sight of three very small girls with tiny wings on their back. Each of them with light green skin. "What the!? What are you three!?"

"Defenders of Love from the 5th Dimension! The name's Trilly!"

"A trio of sisters out to fix your mistakes! The name's Meena!"

"And we'll do whatever it takes to make Lana's day better! And my name's Aki!"

A burst of glitter hit him in the face that sent him stumbling back. "Okay… You three are clearly infected by the Meteor Rocks so why don't I just call the Sheriff, okay?" Asked the young man with a grumble as he wiped away the glitter the best he could.

Trilly scoffed. "You hear that, girls? He thinks we're infected by those dumb rocks from his even dumber planet!"

"That's insulting!"

"Yeah!"

Before Clark could say anything, Meena made him spin around and around in rapid circles for several seconds. Afterwards, he stumbled about while feeling incredibly dizzy until he fell down. "Urk..." Moaned the youth as he vomited.

The trio smirked at him as a few high fives were exchanged. Trilly spoke up. "Ya see, Chump, we've been watchin' you and the pretty Lana and suffice it to say, we're not happy with a few things."

"Yeah! Like how you hide yourself and hurt her! Really not cool!" Meena added.

"So we're to whip you into shape cause otherwise, we'll get Lana a guy so great she'll forget all about you!" Aki put in.

"You ever hear of minding your own business?" Clark asked the trio weakly as he looked up at them.

"And we do, for the most part. But this? This couldn't be ignored. But we'll give you an option." Trilly told him.

"Which is?"

"You go and make peace with Lana and tell her everything and you never hear from us again."

Clark seemed very doubtful of that as he wearily stared at the trio while finding it still pretty hard to get up. "That's it? That's all I have to do?"

"Uhh, duh!" Chimed Aki with an eyeroll.

"Alright, give me an hour and I'll do it." He told them. Even if he was lying as he didn't trust these three at all.

Still thinking they were nothing more then people who were unfortunately infected by Kryptonite. Along with the fact his secret had to be maintained regardless of whether or not he liked or disliked it. He watched as the three huddled together for a few moments while occasionally looking back at him. Moments later saw this finished with the trio glaring at him and he took a step back. "NICE TRY, LIAR!" Yelled the trio at once.

Which was enough to make him wince! "But… But I'm not lying!"

"We know a liar when we see a liar, Mr. Chump Liar!" Trilly informed him irately.

Clark sighed in annoyance. "I don't have to deal with this." And with that reply, he sped off.

Leaving the trio on their own with annoyed frowns on their faces. "Girls… This is gonna be harder then I thought."

"But we've got this!"

"What Meena said. Lana deserves better and he shouldn't be a dummy about his own happiness!"

Trilly narrowed her little eyes. "Girls, our work's just begun!"

Author's Notes: Oh boy, Clark's in for a Hell of a time!