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Carly Shay paced around the icarly studio in frustration. Freddy wasn't there yet and neither was Sam. Well, Sam being late wasn't unusual, but nevertheless, Carly was still mad. She crossed her arms and scrunched her face, thinking hopefully that it would help. Suddenly, she heard the elevator ding and saw Freddy come out, holding a shiny laptop.

"New laptop?" Carly said, trying to be patient.

"Yup, sorry I'm late…my computer was still going berserk after Sam had poured peppy cola on it last week." He replied.

"Aww…" Carly sympathized.

Right then, Sam came in with a dreamy look in her eyes.

"Sam!" Carly and Freddy exclaimed in unison.

"What?" She asked, coming back to reality.

"Your 45 minutes late!" Carly yelled.

"Whoa Carles! Back down for a sec! I was giving Gibby a wedgie."

"But still," Carly said in a soft voice.

"Ok guys, come on… lets get ready for icarly, we're on in 4 minutes." Freddy said.

The got in their positions and Freddy counted backwards from 5.

"Hey!" Carly said when they started.

"HELLO ICARLY PEOPLE!" Sam shouted.

"Hey Sam?" Carly said.

"What Carles?" Sam asked.

"Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Freddy was a girl?"

"What do you mean? He is a girl! Duh!" Sam said.

Carly smiled and turned to the tv on the wall. It showed a picture of normal Freddy and a picture of Freddy with a blue sequined dress and a wig on.

"Not much of an improvement," Sam said.

They went through the rest of the show and when they were done, Freddy had strawberry lemonade with umbrellas waiting for

"Ooh fancy," Carly laughed.

They clunked their glasses together and went downstairs. The three found Spencer working on his latest sculpture.

"Hey Spence," Freddy said.

"Hey guys!" Spencer replied. He had his left hand holding a paint brush. He stroked the sculpture with it, and tried to concentrate.

"Uh Spencer?" Sam asked.

"What?…Uh one sec." He replied. He took his hand off and looked up at her. "Yeah Sam?"

"Don't you write with your right hand?" Sam asked,confused.

Spencer glared at her and then his face relaxed.

"Ha ha ha, ha ha ha." He laughed sarcastically. "Of course…."

"Then why the heck are you painting with your left hand?" She screamed.

"I don't…" He stammered. "I don't know."

He looked stunned and then looked down at his hand. He realized that Sam was right, and then started to sniffle.

"Sam!" Carly shouted with a giggle.

"What?" Sam played along.

"You really hurt Spencer's feelings…" Carly laughed.

Freddy tried to join in.

"Yeah Sam, Spencer doesn't know which hand he writes with!" Freddy tried.

"Ha ha ha you guys," Spencer frowned. He sulked away to his room and threw the paint brush behind him.

Sam laughed some more and Carly set her drink down.

"So what should we do now?" She asked.

Phew! End of chapter 1. I hope u guys liked it!