A/N- Hey there everybody! ;D This is SilverEmblemGo (Fire Emblem, and Team Go. And Silver because that's the word that reminds me the most of Cher. ANYWAY.)

I just wanted to say 'HIII!' and thanks for clickin' on the link to this story-My first FF! Plus it's a two-shot! Ohmigosh, are you excited as I am?

*cricket chirping in the background*

Shego- "Obviously not."

Me- "Alright alright, sheesh." (Tough crowd.) "Let's get on with it!"

"Ugh!" A very angry orange haired girl screamed as she opened her locker and accidently smacked her forehead against it.

"Uh. KP are you okay? You seem…Off today." Her blond headed sidekick said as he walked up to her just in time for her outburst.

"Uh-huh, uh-huh." A small whine came from the boy's khaki short pocket. A small naked rodent climbed up the boy and perched on his shoulder.

"Ugh. No Ron, nothing's wrong. I'm just…Tired, that's all." To prove it, she yawned and stretched, putting her hands above her head. Ron, ever densely, said,

"Well if you say so..." The statement was quickly repeated by Rufus, who somewhat said,

"I-If you say so!" Rufus proceeded to climb down Ron's shirt and scampered about.

"He-Hey! That tickles! Stop it Rufus! Hahaha!" Ron did twists and turns away from the locker, trying to get his naked mole rat from under his shirt. After a few minutes of Kim gathering her books for homework, many odd looks from other Middleton students passing by, and Ron spinning like an idiot, Rufus finally got comfortable at the front of Ron's shirt.

"Jeez Rufus. How many times do I have to tell you not to do that?"

Regaining the small composure he had, he supposed,

"So anyway, I was thinking that we could go to Bueno Nacho after school, you know, for the usual…." The blond kept talking about nachos, tacos, more nachos, and so on. Kim just sighed. He talked a lot, especially for a guy… She was about to say, 'Alright Ron, let's just go.' When she heard a beep come from her locker, and the computer screen blipped on.

"Kim! I got news!" The small boy on the computer said urgently.

'Perfect timing Wade.' She thought. She liked Bueno Nacho, but they had already gone there all four straight days after school, and a girl can only handle SO much greasy food in a week.

"So, what's the sitch?" By this time Ron had moved onto the other side of Kim to get a better view of the computer in her locker. The genius on the computer spoke,

"I'm afraid Dr.D's got another 'brilliant' plan to take over the world. He was last located in the Philippines, disturbing the locals with a large amount of noise." The genius said while grabbing a sip of his soda through his straw; It seemed he always had a soda on hand.

"When will he learn?" Kim sighed, then continued, "So Wade, who's our ride?" She gave a sly smile, it was always fun to fight with Shego.

"Weelll….Do you remember Dr. Patrix?" Wade said questiongly, more at Ron than Kim.

"Of course I do Wade." Kim said with a cool voice, and then realized it was voiced towards her sidekick. She looked over at his expression, always priceless.

Ron just stood with his eyes wider than usual, mouth slightly agape, and eyebrows rose like, "Should I know who this is?" He had obviously completely forgotten who that was. He said,

"Who?" Kim turned to Ron and brought her hand to her face, doing a face-palm. Wade followed suit, as did Rufus.

"Even you, buddy?" He said while patting Rufus's head, "Alright, alright, I'm sorry. We go through so many missions KP! You can't expect me to remember one guy!" Ron held up his hands in defeat quickly followed by his pants falling down to his ankles.

"Ron…You forgot something as simple as your belt AGAIN, I guess I shouldn't even try to make you remember a person."

"Uh-huh." Rufus agreed. Wade just sighed and watched the scene play out.

"Yeah! See, it's not my fault that I—H-Hey! KP!" Ron fumed and quickly picked up his pants.

"Anyway Wade, what are we getting picked up in?" Kim switched the conversation back to the villains. She doubted Drakken could do any real harm, but the sooner they left, the sooner she would get to listen to his monologue, fight with her favorite arch-rival, foil Drakken's plan, and hastily escape.

"Why a jet, of course." Wade winked and said, "Just go out the front entrance, he should be there."

"Thanks Wade. You're the man." Kim said as she turned off her computer. She was about to close her locker and turn to leave when Ron stopped her and suddenly yelled,

"Wait KP! I've always wondered something…But I keep forgetting to ask you about it!" Ron whined. It had confused him for a while, more than most things did, and now that he finally got the courage to ask, he had to continue.

"Can't this wait until later, Ron-"

"No, it can't!" He yelled, cutting her off. Surprised, she let him continue.

"So why do you have a picture of Shego in your locker?" He questioned. She was dumbfounded. That was certainly…Random.

"Huh? What kind of a question-?" She blinked a few times, than continued, "She's my rival, Ron! A criminal! It's natural that I have her mugshot in my locker! It's an identifier!" Kim exclaimed, obviously she hadn't really thought about it. She was hoping that he would be as dense as he usually was, and much to her annoyance, he actually had some sense this time.

"That doesn't make sense KP. Come on, I mean, you know what she looks like, it's not like you need a reminder; She tries to kill you on a weekly basis! Plus, she's just so…Evil... I mean her skin is green, KP! GREEN!" He practically yelled. Rufus spoke up,

"Green!" then cowered further down into Ron's shirt. The Possible just sighed.

"Does it matter? You know, there's a picture of all criminals we meet piled behind the computer in my locker. We just see Drakken and Shego the most, so I felt appropriate to put their pictures there. Like an infamous hall of shame or something. Is that explanation good enough?"

"Hmmm…. I guess that makes a little sense…" Ron said after a moment's hesitation.

Then he randomly said, "I just don't get why all these villains need different skin colors! I mean, there's blue and green, and…." He rambled on and on, while Kim sternly closed her locker and fast-walked to the entrance.

"You know, only those two have different skin colors." Kim pointed out. Ron actually looked thoughtful for a moment, and responded,

"Well, yeah, but…All the other ones are weirdoes! They're all weirdoes!" Rufus agreed and there was a muffled,

"Mm-hmm, m-hmm." She looked at Rufus then back to Ron and said,

"Ron, I know you don't remember, but Mr. Patrix doesn't like rodents. Rufus is going to have to go back in your pant pocket for now." Kim said strictly, making sure he knew she meant business.

"What? Rodents? KP, Rufus isn't just a rodent; he's a Naked Mole Rat! He's a-"

"RON!" Kim nearly shouted. Ron let out at sigh, knowing he had been defeated. He muttered a, "sorry buddy," and grabbed Rufus and dropped him in his pocket.

"Hey! Kim Possible! That's you, isn't it?" An older man with black and gray spiked hair walked toward the trio. (Including Rufus, of course.)

"Mr. Patrix! So good to see you! How have yofu been?" She was about to wait for a response when she added, "Oh, and I hope flying to India isn't a big problem for you." She always felt bad when other people gave her rides, even if she did save them, or whatever she did for them. One day, maybe she or Ron would get a pilots' license…

"No problem, Ms. Possible! It's the very least I can do after you rescued my pets from that horrid flood last year!" He exclaimed, apparently reliving some memory of the past.

"Oh, you know, no big." She shrugged.

"Hey, I helped too!" Ron shouted, seeing that he wasn't in the conversation, and hoping that the pilot remembered him.

"Oh, yeah, I remember you! You look different without your pants between your ankles." He chuckled lightly.

"…It seems like a lot of people say that." KP crossed her arms and stared at Ron. He blushed, and they all got on Patrix's three seated jet and headed off on a long trip to India.

A/N- So, what'd ya' think! The next chapter is better IMO. So read on, as it should be up sometime today!

Shego- "Plus, that's where I actually show up. And let's face it, I'm much more fun than Kimmie-"

Me- "Hey now! Anyway, constructive criticism is my candy, and flames are my poison! Oh, and anom. Reviews are also much appreciated!"

See ya next chapter!

-S.E.G