Hello *waves* This is fic for Thursday Crack Ficlects 3 (Love Confessions). Lol, I posted another one like this one this but I got the prompt wrong so I will repost it later.
Warning: Crack, cursing, and singing.
The house was calm and Ciel was walking down the stairs with his pimp cane, when a figure burst through the doors.
"Ciel," said a pedo-bear voice. He looked to see a disheveled Claude, skin and clothes cut, panting like he ran from Japan and back. Just after him, Sebastian ran in, clothing perfect and knifes in between his fingers.
"Claude," said Sebastian, stepping protectively in front of Ciel, "What is your business here."
"I, lo-, I love-, I LOVE YOU CIEL!" screamed Claude, wrapping his arms around himself and spinning. "I L O V E YOU!"
Sebastian and Ciel stood there, WTF faces on.
"I must express my love to you! In song!" Claude snapped his fingers and the entire Trancy household servants came holding instruments. Sebastian and Ciel still stood with WTF faces. Hannah started up the tune and Claude started to tap dance.
Sebastian is an enemy
Yeah I know he's been a good enemy of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Sebastian's got himself a soul and I want to make him mine
And he's watching him with that eye
And he's loving' him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding him in his arms late, late at night
You know I wish that I had Sebastian's Soul
I wish that I had Sebastian's Soul
Where can I find a shota like that?
I'll play along with this game
That doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know I feel so hot when they start talking business
I wanna tell him that I love him but the point is probably moot
'Cause he's watching him with that eye
And he's loving' him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding him in his arms late, late at night
You know I wish that I had Sebastian's Soul
I wish that I had Sebastian's Soul
Where can I find a shota like that?
Like Sebastian's Soul
I wish that I had Sebastian's Soul
Where can I find a shota?
Where can I find a shota like that?
And I'm lookin' in the spiderwebs all the time
Wonderin' what he don't see in me
I've been sexy; I've been cool with the sword
Ain't that the way love's supposed to be
Tell me where can I find a shota like that
You know I wish that I had Sebastian's Soul
I wish that I had Sebastian's Soul
I want Sebastian's Soul
Where can I find a shota like that?
Like Sebastian's Soul
Claude finished with a epic tap dance, then ran past Sebastian to hug Ciel.
"I LOVE YOU."
"MINE," screamed Sebastian , yanking Ciel away from Claude, and smothering the shota between his nonexistent breasts.
"Sebastian, have you told Ciel the change to the contract?," said Hannah
"What?" came Ciel's muffled voice.
"When Ciel completes his revenge, Ciel Phantomhive will become Sebastians'
b-"
"YOU BITCH, SHUT UP!" yelled Sebastian, "HE IS MY SHOTA!"
Ciel broke free from Sebastian and ran out the house screaming, "HELP, I AM BEING KIDNAPPED BY PEDO-BEARS!"
The triplets talked to each other, making bets about who would get Ciel.
Thank you! Please review!