I got tired of waiting for someone else to do this, so I did it for them. CarlxMonogram (or Carlogram) is my FAVORITE slash on the show. But it barely gets any love. Which is understandable, since it's between a teen and an old man. Not many people want to push the bounderies that far. And admittedly, neither did I. But I found a way to make it work without going into shota territory.
Before anyone comments, YES! I know Major Monogram is MARRIED. But that doesn't stop real people from having affairs. So why can't he have one with his intern, hm? And just because he's married to a woman doesn't mean he can't have the hots for the teen. Every hear of Bisexual?
This is rated at T but may be upgraded to M. I haven't decided how brave I'm going to get with this Fic.
Lastly, if you haven't figured it out yet (And wow if you haven't). This is going to be a Slash/Yaoi/BoyxBoy story. If you don't like that sort of thing, leave now and save your sanity. I don't want any flames.
Phineas and Ferb, along with all their friends were at the beach. They decided today was a good day to build a wave machine so they could go surfing. While everyone was busy working on the project their pet Platypus was sleeping on a beach blanket. His nap was interrupted by a beeping on his wrist. The semi-aquatic mammal sighed, knowing what was to come. Perry sat up and looked about, making sure know one was looking. Satisfied, he pressed a button on his wristwatch and his boss, Major Monogram, appeared.
"Hello Agent P, Dr. Doofenshmirtz just bought several truck loads of diapers! I can't imagine why, but it can't be good." Carl could be heard snickering behind the camera. Giving his intern a glare the Major continued. "Whatever it is, go check it out and put a stop to it Agent P." The Platypus saluted and ended the transmission.
Just as Perry disappeared via jet pack his owner Phineas stopped working to take a look around the beach. "Hey, where's Perry?" All of his friends replied with a confused shrug and went back to work.
Agent P crashed through a window at the top of Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. and landed next to a claw-like trap. "Perry the Platypus!" The evil scientist exclaimed, before rubbing his chin thoughtfully. "Would you mind taking a step to your left?" The Platypus give him a look of 'What do you think?'.
"Fine, be that way!" He pulled out a remote, pressed it's only button, and another claw came out of nowhere to grab the unsuspecting animal around the middle. "There, that's better" Doofenshmirtz chuckled evilly.
The man walked over to a machine with a large baby rattle on top of it. "This, Perry the Platypus, is my new invention, the DE-AGE-INATOR!" He paused to pose and laugh manically. "You see if I turn everyone in the tri-state area into babies, there'll be no one to stop me from taking over! I mean sure, everyone would be a baby. And I'd have to change a LOT of stinky diapers. But it's still worth it…. I guess." The doctors expression turned bored as he shrugged. He turned away from his nemesis and over to the machines control panel.
Luckily for Agent P Doofenshmirtz forgot to restrain his hands. While the man wasn't looking he reached under his fedora and pulled out a handheld laser.
Just as Heinz reached for the lever labeled 'Adult - Teen - Infant', he was tackled from behind and slammed against the control panel. The mans weight caused the panel to break, sparks came shooting out, this way and that. Both Doofenshmirtz and Perry backed away cautiously. The Inator shook violently before shooting off one beam into the city and exploded, leaving the whole room a mess.
-Meanwhile-
Major Monogram and Carl were sitting at a table outside Slushy Burger. "How many times have I told you to chew with your mouth closed, Carl?" The Major voiced with a look of disgust.
The teen swallowed his food. "Sorry, sir.", he said weakly, not bothering to mention he HAD to chew with his mouth open on account of not having nostrils to breath through.
Carl's eyes suddenly widened in alarm as his boss was hit by a strange beam that seemed to appear from nowhere. The older man glowed white for a moment, blinding his intern. As the light faded away Carl unshielded his eyes and was dumbfounded by what he saw.
Monogram was silent, confused, and was feeling weird. For a few seconds he couldn't see anything and his whole body had that tingling feeling you got when your foot falls asleep. That feeling quickly passed and was replaced with a feeling of being shorter than he was moments ago, but he also felt healthier. His joints and back certainly weren't crying out for pain relievers like they normally were.
He noticed a look of pure horror and confusion marring his interns face. "What happened? What-" He cut himself short when he realized his voice was a few octaves higher than it usually was.
Unable to find his voice, Carl pointed a finger at the windows of the fast food restaurant. Monogram turned himself to get a look at his reflection. After a few seconds of dumbfounded staring he let out a high pitched-girlish scream.
-Back at Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.-
Heinz and Perry the Platypus crawled out from behind a large chunk of charred metal. The man took a look around. "Well, that figures." He said with only a slight disappointment. Honestly, he was used to this sort of thing by now.
Perry watched the evil doctor begin cleaning up the mess before he activated the jet pack he used to get there. As he leapt away from the building complex he heard Doofenshmirtz mumble "Curse you, Perry the platypus."
Hope you're liking it so far.