BC 1: THAT EPISODE AFTER THE LAST EPISODE OF DUELIST KINGDOM
Yugi: Hey Spirit, we're gonna enter Battle City 'cause it'll tell us about
your past.
Spirit: I don't want to.
Tea: Yugi!
Yugi: Coming Tea!
Spirit: But I like it here.
Yugi: Yeah. Great. C'mon!
Tea: Yugi!
Tea says this about 20 more times, wasting the episode. Then they leave the
game shop, but Yugi has to put his puzzle in a Ziploc bag to trap "Spirit",
who doesn't want to go.
BC 2: THE TOURNAMENT
Kaiba: (in his helecopter) Ha ha, you have all come because you are
mindless idiots who obey the writers!
Yugi: Yes mashter.
Spirit: I resent that!! Hey! I don't have air holes!
Rare Hunter: (in the bushes next to Tea) Heh! Heh! Hehehe! *Snipes Tea with
a hunting rifle. Nobody notices*
Tea: Yugi! *dies*
Kaiba: Hey! I saw that! Now, I have to count my money and go crazy and
stuff, so everyone be good and play fair. *leaves, then comes back, drops
Mokuba from the chopper, and leaves again*
Mokuba: Oh man! Wait! I can fly! Wait! I can't!! *is just normal Mokuba,
not Mokuba 2000*
Serenity: I'll catch you! (Mokuba falls but is okay. Serenity is wandering
around with her arms out) Where are you?
Rare Hunter: *snipes Serenity on accident* Cool! Now I can be in-the-Wall-
Street-Journal!
Joey: Hey! That man in the bushes just sniped my sister!
Rare Hunter: -_-;; If I close my eyes, I turn invisible, right Marik?
Malik: Yes.
Joey: *finds Rare Hunter anywayz* You killed my sister!
Rare Hunter: Sorry.
Yugi: Hey it's Shadi! What are you doing here?
Shadi: I run the 7 Eeven.
Joey: Holy mackrel! It's Osama Bin Laden!
Rare Hunter: *snipes Shadi*
Joey: Thanks dude! I thought we were done for!
Rare Hunter: Do you and your friends wanna spend the night in my bush? I
was making a fire. *lights a match and the bush goes up in flames. The Rare
Hunter dies*
Malik: Score one for me!
Joey: Aah! My shirt's on fire!
Tristen: Stop, drop, . and. uh.. Darn! If only I had watched Jepordy!
Mai: Just take your shirt off!
Joey: But I like this shirt!!
Mai: I like your manly chest hair!
Joey: I have no chest hair!
Mai: Jerk! *pushes Joey into the burning bush*
Yugi: It's a sign.
Shadi: I'm not dead! *punches the Rare Hunter's ashes, catching his hand on
fire*
Tristen: You're on fire!
Shadi: Yeah well, I'd better go. The 7 Eleven needs me. *falls over cause
he really was dead*
Joey: *who has gotten out of the fire and thrown Mai in* Oh thank Heaven.
Yugi: Hey look! Kaiba's back!
Kaiba: (nearly touches down in chopper, grabbing Yugi and tying him up) You
take it from here, Gold!
Tristen: Nobody's driving that chopper!!
Kaiba: (jumps out of the chopper and falls on dead Serenity) Thanks! For
getting blood on my nice white jacket! You idiot!
****
Yugi: Help!
Spirit: Didn't I tell you to stay home? But did you listen? Noo.
Yugi: . Help!
Spirit: *mimicking Yugi* Help! Help!
(Chopper plunges into the ocean and invisible Gold flies away. Everyone
dies)
Spirit: Except me!
Dead Yugi: Cause you're Peter Pan and you'll live forever?
Spirit: No, because you put me in a Ziploc, stupid!
Dead Yugi: .Oh. *dies a second time*
THE END
Yugi: Hey Spirit, we're gonna enter Battle City 'cause it'll tell us about
your past.
Spirit: I don't want to.
Tea: Yugi!
Yugi: Coming Tea!
Spirit: But I like it here.
Yugi: Yeah. Great. C'mon!
Tea: Yugi!
Tea says this about 20 more times, wasting the episode. Then they leave the
game shop, but Yugi has to put his puzzle in a Ziploc bag to trap "Spirit",
who doesn't want to go.
BC 2: THE TOURNAMENT
Kaiba: (in his helecopter) Ha ha, you have all come because you are
mindless idiots who obey the writers!
Yugi: Yes mashter.
Spirit: I resent that!! Hey! I don't have air holes!
Rare Hunter: (in the bushes next to Tea) Heh! Heh! Hehehe! *Snipes Tea with
a hunting rifle. Nobody notices*
Tea: Yugi! *dies*
Kaiba: Hey! I saw that! Now, I have to count my money and go crazy and
stuff, so everyone be good and play fair. *leaves, then comes back, drops
Mokuba from the chopper, and leaves again*
Mokuba: Oh man! Wait! I can fly! Wait! I can't!! *is just normal Mokuba,
not Mokuba 2000*
Serenity: I'll catch you! (Mokuba falls but is okay. Serenity is wandering
around with her arms out) Where are you?
Rare Hunter: *snipes Serenity on accident* Cool! Now I can be in-the-Wall-
Street-Journal!
Joey: Hey! That man in the bushes just sniped my sister!
Rare Hunter: -_-;; If I close my eyes, I turn invisible, right Marik?
Malik: Yes.
Joey: *finds Rare Hunter anywayz* You killed my sister!
Rare Hunter: Sorry.
Yugi: Hey it's Shadi! What are you doing here?
Shadi: I run the 7 Eeven.
Joey: Holy mackrel! It's Osama Bin Laden!
Rare Hunter: *snipes Shadi*
Joey: Thanks dude! I thought we were done for!
Rare Hunter: Do you and your friends wanna spend the night in my bush? I
was making a fire. *lights a match and the bush goes up in flames. The Rare
Hunter dies*
Malik: Score one for me!
Joey: Aah! My shirt's on fire!
Tristen: Stop, drop, . and. uh.. Darn! If only I had watched Jepordy!
Mai: Just take your shirt off!
Joey: But I like this shirt!!
Mai: I like your manly chest hair!
Joey: I have no chest hair!
Mai: Jerk! *pushes Joey into the burning bush*
Yugi: It's a sign.
Shadi: I'm not dead! *punches the Rare Hunter's ashes, catching his hand on
fire*
Tristen: You're on fire!
Shadi: Yeah well, I'd better go. The 7 Eleven needs me. *falls over cause
he really was dead*
Joey: *who has gotten out of the fire and thrown Mai in* Oh thank Heaven.
Yugi: Hey look! Kaiba's back!
Kaiba: (nearly touches down in chopper, grabbing Yugi and tying him up) You
take it from here, Gold!
Tristen: Nobody's driving that chopper!!
Kaiba: (jumps out of the chopper and falls on dead Serenity) Thanks! For
getting blood on my nice white jacket! You idiot!
****
Yugi: Help!
Spirit: Didn't I tell you to stay home? But did you listen? Noo.
Yugi: . Help!
Spirit: *mimicking Yugi* Help! Help!
(Chopper plunges into the ocean and invisible Gold flies away. Everyone
dies)
Spirit: Except me!
Dead Yugi: Cause you're Peter Pan and you'll live forever?
Spirit: No, because you put me in a Ziploc, stupid!
Dead Yugi: .Oh. *dies a second time*
THE END