Peter and Couch Mcgurk's trip to Rurouni Kenshin
A/N: Yo Shmoe!! This story has absolutely nothing to do with anything. So, enjoy!!!!! Disclaimer: we's don own Poochie, family guy, home movies, Rurouni Kenshin, cardcaptor Sakura, wizard of oz, Shelley owns Siye, but Smorsel, the gigglee puppet doesn't, and we's no own anything else mentioned in here that I might have forgotten about. O yea! We's no own Guatemala, sombreros, ponchos, and again, anything else mentioned in here that I might have forgotten about.
Chapter uno: The meeting
Once upon a time there was a guy named Coach Mcguirk. He suddenly felt like having a Sunday drive through the neighborhood, even though it was Thursday. He lost his license only a few days ago but he still went driving anyway. As he was driving he then stopped in the middle of a four way intersection to see a guy dressed in a Turkey costume break dancing in the middle of the street and a little boy next to him pointing a gun to the guy's head.
The unsuspecting Coach then stopped and lowered his window to the man, " Hey." he said in a senseless tone, " Get it." the man in the Turkey suit thought for a moment, " But Lois said I couldn't talk to strangers," He said in a childish voice but still busting his moves, " I'm not a stranger, my name is Coach Mcguirk." " Oh Okay, I guess it would be okay." So he hopped in with a smile of glee and drove off into the distance.
" So whats your name stranger?" Coach asked, " But, I thought we weren't strangers," he said, " It's a figure of speech, just because I say it doesn't mean I am a stranger, whats your name?" " Peter, Millhouse Griffin, I like to be called James Bond," " So what, should I call you James bond or just Peter? By the way who's the kid?" Peter looked in the back to see Stewie messing with his gun, he gasped in fear, " OH MY GOSH WHO ARE YOU?!?!" the kid glared, " Yes.. Fat man who am I?"
So, on they went, but low and behold, Mcguirk started going faster. "My Gosh!" Stewie gaped in awe as a purple aura surrounded the car. "Ah! Ah! It's gay! Oh my gosh! I'm blinded!" Peter said as he noticed the purple light. Then the car was lifted into the air as if it were in the Wizard of Oz and Peter could swear he saw a which but it really turned out to be his mother on a broom, "Mom??" She replied, by saying, "You must go find Okina that lives in the Aoiya, in Kyoto, Japan, for he is a jolly old fellow." "Whoa, do you have any beer in here?"
"Alright, listen to me. Your mother told you somthin', so you should listen and do what she says." Peter just stared at Couch Mcguirk like the idiot he was. "The beer's in the back." Suddenly, a strange little furry orange animal with a puffball at the end of his tail appeared. "There is a strange aura here." it said. "Whoa, a Poochie! I've always wanted one!" Peter replied, delighted that he finally was able to have a Poochie. "Imbecile! I saw him once on one of those shows on Cartoon Network! He's. oh, dang. What did she call him? Piro!" Stewie thought as the thing came closer to him. "Where is she? What have you done with Sakura?!" the thing practically yelled at Stewie as he grabbed him by the collar.
"What the deuce are you doing grabbing me by the collar? YOU WILL PAY!!" Stewie stated as he pulled out his Plutonium gun and shot the orange creature. "I don't like fuzzy things anyway. Right Rupert?" Outside the car, Peter, Couch Mcguirk, and Stewie could only hear faintly someone saying, "NOOOO! KERO!" They passed it off as the wind. Suddenly, the car landed with a thud, and the next thing they knew, they were in an old fashioned carriage.
"Hey, where's my beer?" Peter and Coach Mcguirk said at the same time. Peter, in response, laughed his priceless laugh. I'm not kidding, it was worth $.1. Lots of money back in the day. Anyway, the carriage came to a sudden halt, and everyone fell out, Peter landing on top of Couch Mcguirk, who landed on Stewie, who landed on his priceless plutonium gun. No, wait, it was his sniper rifle. Before anyone had the chance to say "ow", a bored, yet tired sounding voice came from up above them. "Hello, my name is Sanosuke. I will guide you to your table. Follow me please." By this time everyone had gotten up, Stewie sitting on the ground, sorrowing over the death of his sniper rifle. "We're not here to eat, Kay. We're here to see a guy named Okina or whatever." Couch Mcguirk said in his usual tone of voice.
"Why would you want to see Okina?" A girl with dark blue hair and her bangs parted to one side asked, as she passed by, while hitting Sanosuke on the head, because he was picking his nose with his pinky. "Well, Peter here, his-" Mcguirk was cut short of a loud laughing noise in the general direction of Sano. Of coarse, it was Sano. "What kind of a name is peter?" Sano said in-between laughs. "Well, well, what kind of a name is Stewie? I mean, who would name their kid Stewie?" peter replied with a snicker. "Oh look. The fat mans drunk!" Stewie said, still sorrowing over his rifle. "My names not Stewie." Sano said. "Exactly." Peter said as he smiled moronically. Everyone, including everyone in the Aoiya stopped everything they were doing.
"Right." Couch Mcguirk started off again, as everyone went back to what they were doing. "Anyway, Peters mom came to us in a premonition, alright? She said 'You must go find Okina that lives in the Aoiya, in Kyoto, Japan, for he is a jolly old fellow', so we came to find him." "Well, you're a little late. He's dead." She paused for a second, then asked, "Would you like some sake?" a little overly too happy. "Is that the stuff that makes you immortal?" Peter asked with a little skip to his voice. "N-No, I don't think." The young girl answered a little dumbfounded. "We'll take it." Peter said, picking up Stewie. "Fat man! Put me down this instant! DANG YOU! DANG YOU ALL!"
As they went in, they noticed a boy, about 14 years of age, with spiky black hair, spiking in every direction, wearing a yellow gi and next to him a girl with short brown hair and brown eyes. The boy had an apron on and was blushing; the girl, giggling so much, she was practically dying. "This is stupid. I feel like a retard." He said. "Oh, you look cute, Yahiko- chan!" She said. "Don't call me Yahiko- CHAN." He said, frustrated. " If only there was a girl that was like me, and didn't care about girlie stuff as much as other girls, and had white-chocolate colored hair, and green eyes. And her name was Siye." Yahiko said with a dreamy look in his eyes. Suddenly, a girl with White-chocolate colored hair, and green eyes, and a nametag that said ' Hello! My name is Siye!' on. "Ohmygosh, Yahiko!" She said. He replied by saying, "Ohmygosh, Siye! Doyouwannagotothishotspringifoundwithme?!" "Ohmygosh, sure!" And off they went, skipping the whole way, leaving a confused, but slowly getting what just happened Tsubame behind to catch Yahiko's apron as he threw it back to her.
"Whoa, that reminded me of these two gay kids back home named Walter and Perry." Coach said, with a look that looked like 'oh, gosh, they're after me'. Then he turned his attention back to Peter, who was currently chugging a six-gallon carton of this supposed 'sake' down. He finished, but he had also just finished one through five gallon cartons before that, so he was reaaallly drunk by now. The girl, whose name they had figured out was Misao, came back with a seven-gallon carton of sake. But before he started chugging that down, he suddenly grabbed Misao around the waist and said, "Hey, baby! You wanna come backs to me place with my?" She slapped the hand away and stated "Sorry, I'm already taken." "Whosit? Where's he? I'll give him the ol' one two!" Peter said, putting his fist up and pretending to punch something, but instead hit himself in the face. "His name is Aoshi. He went to Guatemala. He never actually said why he was going there exactly." She said with a thoughtful look.
SCENE CHANGE TO: GUATEMALA, AOSHI STANDING WITH HIS ARMS CROSSED, SOMBREARO ON HIS HEAD, PONCHO ON HIS BODY, WITH LITTLE MIDGET LIKE MEXICANS RUNNING ALL AROUND HIM, AND TWO LITTLE BOYS WITH PURPLE AND ORANGE HAIR.
"We likie you!" Little midget like Mexicans kept chanting over and over again as they ran around a tall man named Aoshi. "No! You're not SUPPOSED to like me! I'm here to take over your pathetic little excuse for a country!" Aoshi yelled trying to make a point. Nothing worked though. He had been yelling at them, beating at them, and yelling at them some more for the past 10 hours. But they just kept on running around him saying 'we likie you!' over and over again! And then there were those two boys. That one Mexican called them 'Walter' and 'Perry'. They kept saying "Ohmygosh, Walter! Thatman'ssoootall!!" and "Ohmygosh, Iknow! He'slikesupermantimes50!" and they go on in that fashion for the past 10 hours, when everyone noticed he was there. ::"whose Superman, anyway?":: The tall superman-times-50 man thought to himself.
SCENE CHANGE TO: BACK TO THE AOIYA, BEFORE THE LAST SCENE CHANGE.
Meanwhile, Stewie was cringed every time he heard that annoying girl wail. So he walked over to her and pointed the plutonium gun up to her head. "Now this gun is filled with plutonium. So, either you shut the heck up, or I shoot your head to KINGDOM COME!" Stewie said, seeing if that would finally shut her up. "Awww, you're so cute!" The girl said, ceasing her wailing, like Stewie had wished for, but instead of leaving, she picked him up. "NOOO! Fat man! Save me!" Stewie yelled to his last hope of survival. "Oh, gosh. I should have known he'd be chugging a whole ten gallons worth of beer."
Peter suddenly heard something in the general direction of where Stewie was, and looked. "Hey, James Bond. Isn't that your son over there squirming to get free from that girl holding him and kissing him on his forehead?" Mcguirk asked Peter. Peter, being in his drunken state, said, "No, of coarse not! That's her son! Can't you see the resemblance? Besides, the only son I have is Chris, and he's getting an education in school right now." "Blast! You have failed your fatherly duty, fat man! I WILL AVENGE MY DEATH!"
Uh, oh! The evil Tsubame is taking Stewie, what will happen? Will Peter and Coach Mcguirk ever have the time to get Stewie, if they keep getting drunker and drunker? Find out next time in PETER AND COACH MCGUIRK'S TRIP TO RUROUNI KENSHIN! Toith beith continuedith.
A/N: Was that fun? Was it funny? Well, to those of you who review this, tell us! THANKIES TO ALL THOSE WHO REVIEW!! Until next time, AJOS!
A/N: Yo Shmoe!! This story has absolutely nothing to do with anything. So, enjoy!!!!! Disclaimer: we's don own Poochie, family guy, home movies, Rurouni Kenshin, cardcaptor Sakura, wizard of oz, Shelley owns Siye, but Smorsel, the gigglee puppet doesn't, and we's no own anything else mentioned in here that I might have forgotten about. O yea! We's no own Guatemala, sombreros, ponchos, and again, anything else mentioned in here that I might have forgotten about.
Chapter uno: The meeting
Once upon a time there was a guy named Coach Mcguirk. He suddenly felt like having a Sunday drive through the neighborhood, even though it was Thursday. He lost his license only a few days ago but he still went driving anyway. As he was driving he then stopped in the middle of a four way intersection to see a guy dressed in a Turkey costume break dancing in the middle of the street and a little boy next to him pointing a gun to the guy's head.
The unsuspecting Coach then stopped and lowered his window to the man, " Hey." he said in a senseless tone, " Get it." the man in the Turkey suit thought for a moment, " But Lois said I couldn't talk to strangers," He said in a childish voice but still busting his moves, " I'm not a stranger, my name is Coach Mcguirk." " Oh Okay, I guess it would be okay." So he hopped in with a smile of glee and drove off into the distance.
" So whats your name stranger?" Coach asked, " But, I thought we weren't strangers," he said, " It's a figure of speech, just because I say it doesn't mean I am a stranger, whats your name?" " Peter, Millhouse Griffin, I like to be called James Bond," " So what, should I call you James bond or just Peter? By the way who's the kid?" Peter looked in the back to see Stewie messing with his gun, he gasped in fear, " OH MY GOSH WHO ARE YOU?!?!" the kid glared, " Yes.. Fat man who am I?"
So, on they went, but low and behold, Mcguirk started going faster. "My Gosh!" Stewie gaped in awe as a purple aura surrounded the car. "Ah! Ah! It's gay! Oh my gosh! I'm blinded!" Peter said as he noticed the purple light. Then the car was lifted into the air as if it were in the Wizard of Oz and Peter could swear he saw a which but it really turned out to be his mother on a broom, "Mom??" She replied, by saying, "You must go find Okina that lives in the Aoiya, in Kyoto, Japan, for he is a jolly old fellow." "Whoa, do you have any beer in here?"
"Alright, listen to me. Your mother told you somthin', so you should listen and do what she says." Peter just stared at Couch Mcguirk like the idiot he was. "The beer's in the back." Suddenly, a strange little furry orange animal with a puffball at the end of his tail appeared. "There is a strange aura here." it said. "Whoa, a Poochie! I've always wanted one!" Peter replied, delighted that he finally was able to have a Poochie. "Imbecile! I saw him once on one of those shows on Cartoon Network! He's. oh, dang. What did she call him? Piro!" Stewie thought as the thing came closer to him. "Where is she? What have you done with Sakura?!" the thing practically yelled at Stewie as he grabbed him by the collar.
"What the deuce are you doing grabbing me by the collar? YOU WILL PAY!!" Stewie stated as he pulled out his Plutonium gun and shot the orange creature. "I don't like fuzzy things anyway. Right Rupert?" Outside the car, Peter, Couch Mcguirk, and Stewie could only hear faintly someone saying, "NOOOO! KERO!" They passed it off as the wind. Suddenly, the car landed with a thud, and the next thing they knew, they were in an old fashioned carriage.
"Hey, where's my beer?" Peter and Coach Mcguirk said at the same time. Peter, in response, laughed his priceless laugh. I'm not kidding, it was worth $.1. Lots of money back in the day. Anyway, the carriage came to a sudden halt, and everyone fell out, Peter landing on top of Couch Mcguirk, who landed on Stewie, who landed on his priceless plutonium gun. No, wait, it was his sniper rifle. Before anyone had the chance to say "ow", a bored, yet tired sounding voice came from up above them. "Hello, my name is Sanosuke. I will guide you to your table. Follow me please." By this time everyone had gotten up, Stewie sitting on the ground, sorrowing over the death of his sniper rifle. "We're not here to eat, Kay. We're here to see a guy named Okina or whatever." Couch Mcguirk said in his usual tone of voice.
"Why would you want to see Okina?" A girl with dark blue hair and her bangs parted to one side asked, as she passed by, while hitting Sanosuke on the head, because he was picking his nose with his pinky. "Well, Peter here, his-" Mcguirk was cut short of a loud laughing noise in the general direction of Sano. Of coarse, it was Sano. "What kind of a name is peter?" Sano said in-between laughs. "Well, well, what kind of a name is Stewie? I mean, who would name their kid Stewie?" peter replied with a snicker. "Oh look. The fat mans drunk!" Stewie said, still sorrowing over his rifle. "My names not Stewie." Sano said. "Exactly." Peter said as he smiled moronically. Everyone, including everyone in the Aoiya stopped everything they were doing.
"Right." Couch Mcguirk started off again, as everyone went back to what they were doing. "Anyway, Peters mom came to us in a premonition, alright? She said 'You must go find Okina that lives in the Aoiya, in Kyoto, Japan, for he is a jolly old fellow', so we came to find him." "Well, you're a little late. He's dead." She paused for a second, then asked, "Would you like some sake?" a little overly too happy. "Is that the stuff that makes you immortal?" Peter asked with a little skip to his voice. "N-No, I don't think." The young girl answered a little dumbfounded. "We'll take it." Peter said, picking up Stewie. "Fat man! Put me down this instant! DANG YOU! DANG YOU ALL!"
As they went in, they noticed a boy, about 14 years of age, with spiky black hair, spiking in every direction, wearing a yellow gi and next to him a girl with short brown hair and brown eyes. The boy had an apron on and was blushing; the girl, giggling so much, she was practically dying. "This is stupid. I feel like a retard." He said. "Oh, you look cute, Yahiko- chan!" She said. "Don't call me Yahiko- CHAN." He said, frustrated. " If only there was a girl that was like me, and didn't care about girlie stuff as much as other girls, and had white-chocolate colored hair, and green eyes. And her name was Siye." Yahiko said with a dreamy look in his eyes. Suddenly, a girl with White-chocolate colored hair, and green eyes, and a nametag that said ' Hello! My name is Siye!' on. "Ohmygosh, Yahiko!" She said. He replied by saying, "Ohmygosh, Siye! Doyouwannagotothishotspringifoundwithme?!" "Ohmygosh, sure!" And off they went, skipping the whole way, leaving a confused, but slowly getting what just happened Tsubame behind to catch Yahiko's apron as he threw it back to her.
"Whoa, that reminded me of these two gay kids back home named Walter and Perry." Coach said, with a look that looked like 'oh, gosh, they're after me'. Then he turned his attention back to Peter, who was currently chugging a six-gallon carton of this supposed 'sake' down. He finished, but he had also just finished one through five gallon cartons before that, so he was reaaallly drunk by now. The girl, whose name they had figured out was Misao, came back with a seven-gallon carton of sake. But before he started chugging that down, he suddenly grabbed Misao around the waist and said, "Hey, baby! You wanna come backs to me place with my?" She slapped the hand away and stated "Sorry, I'm already taken." "Whosit? Where's he? I'll give him the ol' one two!" Peter said, putting his fist up and pretending to punch something, but instead hit himself in the face. "His name is Aoshi. He went to Guatemala. He never actually said why he was going there exactly." She said with a thoughtful look.
SCENE CHANGE TO: GUATEMALA, AOSHI STANDING WITH HIS ARMS CROSSED, SOMBREARO ON HIS HEAD, PONCHO ON HIS BODY, WITH LITTLE MIDGET LIKE MEXICANS RUNNING ALL AROUND HIM, AND TWO LITTLE BOYS WITH PURPLE AND ORANGE HAIR.
"We likie you!" Little midget like Mexicans kept chanting over and over again as they ran around a tall man named Aoshi. "No! You're not SUPPOSED to like me! I'm here to take over your pathetic little excuse for a country!" Aoshi yelled trying to make a point. Nothing worked though. He had been yelling at them, beating at them, and yelling at them some more for the past 10 hours. But they just kept on running around him saying 'we likie you!' over and over again! And then there were those two boys. That one Mexican called them 'Walter' and 'Perry'. They kept saying "Ohmygosh, Walter! Thatman'ssoootall!!" and "Ohmygosh, Iknow! He'slikesupermantimes50!" and they go on in that fashion for the past 10 hours, when everyone noticed he was there. ::"whose Superman, anyway?":: The tall superman-times-50 man thought to himself.
SCENE CHANGE TO: BACK TO THE AOIYA, BEFORE THE LAST SCENE CHANGE.
Meanwhile, Stewie was cringed every time he heard that annoying girl wail. So he walked over to her and pointed the plutonium gun up to her head. "Now this gun is filled with plutonium. So, either you shut the heck up, or I shoot your head to KINGDOM COME!" Stewie said, seeing if that would finally shut her up. "Awww, you're so cute!" The girl said, ceasing her wailing, like Stewie had wished for, but instead of leaving, she picked him up. "NOOO! Fat man! Save me!" Stewie yelled to his last hope of survival. "Oh, gosh. I should have known he'd be chugging a whole ten gallons worth of beer."
Peter suddenly heard something in the general direction of where Stewie was, and looked. "Hey, James Bond. Isn't that your son over there squirming to get free from that girl holding him and kissing him on his forehead?" Mcguirk asked Peter. Peter, being in his drunken state, said, "No, of coarse not! That's her son! Can't you see the resemblance? Besides, the only son I have is Chris, and he's getting an education in school right now." "Blast! You have failed your fatherly duty, fat man! I WILL AVENGE MY DEATH!"
Uh, oh! The evil Tsubame is taking Stewie, what will happen? Will Peter and Coach Mcguirk ever have the time to get Stewie, if they keep getting drunker and drunker? Find out next time in PETER AND COACH MCGUIRK'S TRIP TO RUROUNI KENSHIN! Toith beith continuedith.
A/N: Was that fun? Was it funny? Well, to those of you who review this, tell us! THANKIES TO ALL THOSE WHO REVIEW!! Until next time, AJOS!