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Everyone: Another story?
VM: Yep.
Information of story:
Title: Is This Can Worth Much?
Rating: T for possibly Athrun's potty mouth time and Kira punching his nose in.
Genre/s: Humor
Summary: Athrun has officially lost his mind.
Type of story: One-shot
Author's Note: I suppose Athrun will be slightly, no, MAJORLY OOC, since he's completely stripped of all sanity.
I walked into the room and noticed Athrun running around the place, and taking a glance at his right hand, he's trying to sell something weird again. I wonder what it could be this time…
"DAMNIT, DAMNIT, DAMNIT! WHY WON'T ANYONE TAKE THIS STINKING CAN FOR A FEW DOLLARS AND GET ON WITH IT?"
…Well, that answers my question.
Cagalli was trying to calm him down, but failing miserably, so Kira had to take the violent way out; punching him in the face.
Ka-THWAP!
Athrun flew into the wall, the can that was in his right hand falling out and rolling to my feet.
"What the hell is going on here, an extremely small yard sale?" I asked.
"Stellar thinks it is a yard sale of that size, as Testament just said." Stellar blurted out.
"Athrun's been trying to toss away all these empty cans for some reason." Shinn explained with a sweatdrop.
"And he's been at it for the past few weeks." Cagalli added.
"It's annoyed me to the point of killing him!" Yzak told me.
"Yeesh, Yzak, calm down." I said.
"Athrun's a loony!" Athrun suddenly screeched in the same manner as Stellar.
…Wow, he really has lost his mind.
He even ran around in circles, dancing as he did.
"Stellar is really confused. Athrun is dancing like Stellar." Stellar commented.
"I'm freaked out at this." Shinn said.
"Same here, Shinn, I'm really mixed up now." Cagalli said.
"Okay, everyone take Athrun to the loony bin so we can live happily ever after." I ordered sarcastically. They did as told and threw him in the solitary confinement room.
"ATHRUN'S A LOONY! ATHRUN'S A LOONY! ATHRUN'S A-"
He got duct tape all over his mouth.
"Shut up!"
"Well, now that's over. Shall we go somewhere to pass the time?" I asked.
"Sure." They all answered.
VM: Here's a mini-preview of the next story that I've planned:
We walked out to Blue Side Hot Springs for some R&R, and as soon as we arrived, Kira dived in the springs, leaving us in a mess.
…I hate getting soaked.
Athrun: Athrun's a loony! Athrun's a loony!
Cagalli: Will you just SHUT UP?
Athrun: S-Sorry, Cagalli.
Cagalli: Much better, you've got your sanity back.
Athrun: Yatta…
VM: Anyway, R&R, all! See you guys later!