Me: hee hee hee...
Riku: you're... hyper aren't you?
Me: yuuuup! n.n
Axel: oooh boy.
Me: And here... is a crappyhyperness induced kingdom hearts chain of memories fanfic!
Riku: sigh
Me: Also... you, Riku, will be wearing your kingdom hearts 1 outfit.
Riku: WHAAT! not my new one?
Me: nope.
Axel: heh heh heh
Me: like I said, its hyperness. so its really stupid. bear with me.
DISCLAIMER: I dont own Kingdom Hearts or its characters.
Riku was sitting on his bent paopu tree, watching the waves crash up on the rocks below.
"Huh. I wonder what's wrong with Kairi? I haven't seen her all day. Is she avoiding me?" He mused.
Suddenly, Sora appeared on Riku's left.
"Hey Sora, what's up? Have you seen Kairi? Is she mad or something? I haven't seen..."
Without warning, Sora attacked Riku with his keyblade.
"OW! Sora! What are you d.. OW! CUT IT OUT! Are you BOTH mad at me or something? Did you hit your head? Don't you recognize me?"
Sora stopped beating Riku for a moment.
"Yeah, I recognize you. I can see exactly what you've become!"
Sora aimed the keyblade at Riku's eyes and fired a really big light spell.
"Sora, what the?... GAAA!"
The younger boy looked down sadly.
"Look at you, shrinking away from the light... Your'e not Riku anymore... Your'e just a pawn of the darkness."
Riku was already scrambling back up.
"Sora! What the crap are you talking about? You DEFINATLY hit your head!"
Sora looked up with a look of determination on his childish face.
"So be it..."
"SORA! What is WRONG with you? Are you even LISTENING to me?"
"It's time for you to face the light!"
Sora formed a reaaally big light spell at the tip of his keyblade and sent it flying right into Riku's eyes.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! my EYES! they BURRRNNN! ARAH! Oh man, Sora you little PUNK!I'm SO gonna get you!"
"AH HAHAHAHAHA! s...sorry Riku! I... just couldn't resist! ah haha..." Sora rolled on the sand, about to die laughing. When he regained his composure, he sat up and sniffed, wiping his eyes.
"Oh you'll be sorry all right, runt!" Riku grabbed a HUGE flashlight from those water wingee like pants he wore.
He then proceeded to shine the HUGE flashlight into Sora's eyes.
"Let's see how YOU like it! "
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
"HA HA! That's what I thought! How do YOU like it huh? Who's 'shrinking back' now 'Hero of light'? huh? HUH?"
Riku, as usual, had the last laugh.
Me: MUA HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sora: I can't see... (wanders around smacking into stuff.)
Riku: Well, serves you right.
Axel: O.O