DD-yo peoples! This is the first time iv'e ever done a highschool fic, so yeah. Well, all the naruto characters and a few other characters from other shows are in this too. No flames please!

Gaara-and almost everyone has a screen name in this story. DD doesn't own any of the screen names; she doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho, Hairy Potter(i no i spelt that wrong), Inuyasha, or Naruto either. The only thing DD preety much owns, is this story, My fake, but real twin sister in the story, and ummm nothing else. Oh, and Neji is overprotective of Hinata.

DD-Well, on to the story!

Chapter one

It was Sunday night, and everybody was bored, so they decided to get on IM!

Concietedkid#1 has logged on

Concietedkid#2 has logged on

Suicidalmaniac has logged on

(A/N: Hairy potter)Concietedkid#2- So ur the one who took conceited kid #1! I wanted that sn!

(A/N: Sasuke)Concietedkid#1- and ur point is...

(A/N: Ron)Suicidalmaniac- guys the world is going to end! I hate my life so much!

PrettyPinkprincess has logged on

Concietedkid#1- crap

(A/N: Sakura)PreetyPinkprincess-GASP! SASUKE!

InoPig has logged on

PrettyPinkprincess-what are u doing here?

(Ino)InoPig- I can't believe u got me this stupid sn(A/N: sn is a screen name)! I trusted u to get me a good one, but nooooo!

PrettyPinkprincess-I was only kidding, and then u got all mad at me!

HinNeo has logged on

OrangeMonkey has logged on

Concietedkid#2- o great! more people!

(A/N: Hinata) HinNeo- did u guys here/c something?

Everyone- nope

(A/N: Naruto)OrangeMonkey- hey Hinata! nice sn!

Suicidalmaniac-hey guys!

HinNeo-u sound like an idiot suicidal maniac. ur probably some loser.

Suicidalmaniac- no i'm not! just because everyone thinks im an idiot and i look stupid and i hate my life doesn't mean i'm a loser!

InoPig-hello guys! back to me and forehead girls fight!

PrettyPinkprincess- Shut up ino pig!

InoPig-no you!

PrettyPinkprincess-no you!

InoPig-no you!

PrettyPinkprincess-no you!

InoPig-no you!

PrettyPinkprincess-no you!

InoPig-no you!

PrettyPinkprincess-no you!

InoPig-no you!

PrettyPinkprincess-no you!

PrettyPinkprincess- u no wat? i'm leaving! bye Sasuke-kun!

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InoPig- Yeah, well, so am I! By Sasuke-kun!

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Concietedkid#1- thank u! there gone!

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Concietedkid#1- crap again

Concietedkid#2- why r u saying crap? its not another one of ur fan girls is it? if it is im going to laugh!

ColdHeartedClanKiller- no, i'm his bro(A/N: you'll never guess who this is. ok, u should be able to figure this out)

Concietedkid#2- hahahahahahahahahahah!

Concietedkid#1- shut up!

HinNeo- hey guys, can u wait till school starts?

OrangeMonkey- I can't!

Concietedkid#1- I can wait. Those fan girls r killing me!

OrangeMonkey-that's the funny and awesome part! Though I don't get y u hav fan girls if ur gay

HinNeo- dissssssss

ColdHeartedClanKiller- I agree on that one. My bro is probably gay

Concietedkid#1- shut up! I'm not gay!

OrangeMonkey- yes u r! u kissed me remember!

ColdHeartedClanKiller- Sasuke, u kissed Naruto? Whoa, I new u were gay!

Concietedkid#1- that was u naruto, and shut up Itachi!

OrangeMonkey-no, that was u I remember. U acted all disgusted, but then after class, u started praying!

Concietedkid#1-praying that would never happen again

OrangeMonkey and ColdHeartedClanKiller- suuuurreeee

Neji411 has logged on

Neji411(A/N: u should no who this is!)- whoa, sasuke, ur gay?

Concietedkid#1- ARGGGHHH! I'm not gay! U no wat? I'm leaving!

Concietedkid#1 has logged out

Neji411- he is such a loser

ColdHeartedClanKiller and HinNeo- agreed

ColdHeartedClanKiller- well, I g2g now to annoy my brother and call him gay! By

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Neji411- Hinata, when did u get a sn?

OrangeMonkey- when she came over to my house, and I showed her how to get 1

Neji411-NARUTO! When school starts, im going to kill u!

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OrangeMonkey- I hav to go now, I'll c u at school tomorrow Hinata!

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Sasuke's house

"Why does everyone think I'm gay?" Sasuke asked himself, as he started playing with a tennis ball. After he had logged off, he went outside to play tennis, but he had no one to play with. All of a sudden, he saw a figure. At first he thought it was his dad, but he knew his dad didn't come home till midnight, so it couldn't be him. So it had to be…..

"Hello my gay brother who kissed a guy!" Itachi yelled to sasuke.

"I'm not freaking gay! Naruto was the one who kissed me! I didn't kiss him!" Sasuke yelled as loud as he could, which was bad because everyone in his neighborhood heard him.

"Man, you are so stupid," Itachi said to him, laughing, as he walked away. He really did think that about his brother. He thought that Sasuke was somehow adopted, because no one in his family was dumb except Sasuke.

Next day aka First day of School

Naruto was walking to Hinata's house to pick her up, when he remembered what Neji said on the chat room. He gulped and ran behind a trashcan, until Hinata came out. As he got up from behind the trash can, he got hit in the head with a brick, thrown by the one and only Neji!

"Ouch," Naruto said as he had swirls in his eyes ()

"Naruto!" Hinata yelled as she ran over to pick him up. All of a sudden, they saw Sasuke speeding past on his brand new Humor. Sasuke had stolen Itachi's driver's liscense, because everybody thought they looked alike, which they actually didn't. He had already been to jail 41 times, and crashed 45 cars. His dad was getting extremely mad since Sasuke was getting a lot of money out of him. But he soon realized that he is extremely rich and he can spend all the money he wants!

All of a sudden, somebody's car alarm went off. As Naruto, Hinata, and Neji saw the car, they realized that Sasuke's new humor crashed into Sakura's house. (Uh-oh)

"I feel really sorry for Sasuke," Naruto said," except for the fact that Sakura won't get mad at him. Her dad will probably sue him again though."

"How many times has he crashed into her house?" Hinata asked.

"Thirty-Five times," Naruto said, as Hinata stared at him wide-eyed.

"Okay then," Hinata said, as the three of them started walking to school.

In Front of School

Neji, Hinata, and Naruto had just gotten to the school, as they saw 4 kids get out of a Humor. A girl with blond hair had been driving it, and the other three looked like they were going to throw up, and they were scared half to death. All of a sudden, they saw two of the kids run for their life.

"I wonder why they were running," Naruto said, as ten police cars came out of nowhere.

"You, with the blond hair and pigtails! Your under arest for speeding, making cars crash, and robbing three banks!" One of the police officers yelled, as the blond haired girl ran away.

"Whoa, a police car!" A voice said. Neji, Hinata, and Naruto turned around to see...

"Sasuke-kun!" A whole bunch of fan girls said, as they came out of nowhere.

"AHHHHH!" Sasuke yelled, as he ran to the police car, pushed the policeman out of the car, and drove away. The police drove after him, and the fan girls ran after him screaming "Sasuke-kun!"

"HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" Naruto laughed, as Sasuke's fan girls attacked him.

"Ouch," Naruto said, as Hinata tackled all the fan girls, and sent them to the hospital.

"Are you alright Naruto?" Hinata asked.

"I think so, thank you so much Hinata!" Naruto said, huggin her to death. Neji got superly mad at naruto, so he punched him so hard; he got thrown across the room, and hit someone.

"Hey! That hurt you know!" A girl with long orange hair yelled at them. 'Hey, wait a minute, that's the girl who was in the car! She must be new!' Naruto thought.

"It was his fault! He punched me so hard, I went across the room!" Naruto yelled, as the girl dragged him across the room over to Neji.

"Are you the one who threw him across the room?" The girl asked.

"Yeah, I'm sorry he hit you," Neji said to her, as she was about to punch him.

"It's alright!" The girl said, as everyone sweatdropped," I'm Riku, what's your name?"

"I'm Naruto! And this is Hinata, and this is stupid Baka Neji!" Naruto yelled, as Neji hit him in the head as hard as he could, and made Naruto go through the ground and hit a pipe.

"Whoa! Cool! You made that kid go underground!" Riku yelled as she high-fived Neji.

"Well, I got to go right now, see you guys later!" Riku said to them, as she skipped away.

"She is the creepiest girl ever," Neji said, as Naruto started to get up.

"Ouchhhhh," Naruto groaned. He was extremely hurt from Neji, and couldn't reallly move, that is, until Hinata helped him up and took him to the nurse. Neji made a promise with him self, that he would stop Hinata and Naruto from becoming a couple.

Where ever Riku is

Riku was walking down the hall, when she bumped into somebody.

"Watch it," Riku said to the person. She looked up and saw it was...

"FOXY-CHAN!" Riku yelled.

"Oh, hey Riku! I didn't know you went to this school," Kurama said to her.

"Yeah, I moved to this school, because my siblings and I got expelled out of the last one," Rku said to him," Why do you go to this school?"

"I had spirit detective buisness, I mean, I got kicked out of my school too!" Kurama said, hoping she didn't hear the spirit detective part.

"Okay then... OH NO! I'M LATE FOR CLASS!" Riku yelled, running down the hall to her first class.

Math

When Riku came in, everyone in her grade was in this class, so she walked to an empty seat next to Naruto and sat down. Everyone was talking until...

"Hello stupid humans!" The math teacher yelled.

"Hey! Who are you calling a human?" Hiei yelled.

"Shut up brat, I can call you whatever I want to call you! And I am lord..."

DD-Well, that was my first chapter! It wasn't really funny, but it will be funnier in the next chapter! Please review! And if you do review, you can figure out who the teacher is, or if you think you no who it is, tell me in a review.