The tale of a man called Jona. Chapter one1

(Hey, HEY! Welcome to another story where the main character is in Equestria and THIS TIME HE IS IMMORTAL! yeah, This story is kinda like if you were to play borderlands 2 without playing borderlands one. You should be able to understand the story and slowly the backstory gets revealed through flashbacks and stories told by both Jona and his counterparts.

(Disclaimer! I DON'T OWN MY LITTLE PONY AND DANG SURE AINT GETTING PAYED FOR THIS STORY. The OC, however, is mine. ps. I dont own Borderlands either! STAY BACK YOU COPYRIGHTS!)

(WARNING: Rape is almost a thing that got put in here, but it got stopped (male genetalia is still mentioned,though), Gore is a thing that is lightly sprayed into this story as well, cussing may also exist, Relations shall be formed, and dark memories shall be remembered...

CHAPTER 1.

(this is a bit of a summary.)
({Jonas was not your average man, far from it. He was the only human in Equestria, the land of ponies. Jonas is about 5feet and 5inches tall and knows ancient magic that has long been forgotton or hidden from the world. This is one of his stories.)}

A tall bipedal creature wearing a dark cloak stepped onto the train. This creature had a stealthy walk, almost as if he were hovering above the ground. This creature was a man, a man called Jonah by the world around, but few knew his true name. Jonah sat in one of the seats and was about to try to catch some rest, but he could hear everything in the train. The ponies in front of him were talking about a promiscuous mare in their family. Some high-class ponies were whining about the temperature of their train car. "Damn my past. freaking torture having to hear everything around me." Jonah grumbled, but then a quiet sound came to his attention...

*slap* Jonah heard a faint slapping noise and then heard.. a ... whimper? "Shit, somepony is getting abused." Jonah got up and walked towards the back of the train, to the storage. Outside the traincar door, Jonah could hear more clearly. "You dont know what it feels like, miss. How could you know that you dont want it? Jonah heard a stallions voice... what the hell was going on in there? "I-I-Im saving myself!" a mares voice. she was crying. "Oh yeah right, like we would believe a stupid slut like you! spread em." a different stallion was talking. "oh, dang my hero disorder!" Jonah mumbled as he snuck through the door.

Inside the car, there were four ponies in the room, two stallion unicorns, a stallion earth, and a mare pegasus. "No! you cant!" the mare cried, then the earth pony hit her again. Jonah noticed that the unicorns were holding her down with magic. The earth stallions member started to come out of its hiding place, and... it was small for equestrian standards. "Better do something now." Jonah whispered. Then he jumped the full 10 foot gap between him and one of the unicorns. "Bitch!" Jonah yelled, then he punched the unicorn in the jaw hard enough for it to pop... or break. Before the other two knew what was happening, he roundhouse kicked the other unicorn in the nose, hard enough to break it an make blood spatter out of it. That left him on the floor crying in pain. Jonah faced the earth stallion, who was so scared that he fainted... literally, he just passed out when Jonah looked at him.

"Waste of flesh." Jonah mumbled. Then he looked at the mare, which had a grey coat and a blonde mane/tail. He recognized her from somewhere... "Hey, whats your name?" Jonah kneeled down so he could be eyes to... eye with the mare, her eyes were unfocused... and literally facing the opposite ways of each other. "D-derpina... hooves." She was scared, Jonah could feel it. Then she started crying.

(Jonatip no.1: Jonah hates when mares/foals cry, He's seen it too much and it makes him angry at the world for making them do it.)

"shh-shh, Its okay Derpy, Im here now. you dont have anything to worry about! I took care of those... monsters" Jonah looked around. "How far did they get?" His sudden ferocity startled her even worse... but it calmed her because she could tell he was angry at them. "T-They only hit me... mr..." She didnt know his name.
"my name is ...Jonas, but you can call me jona, without the H." Jona smiled. He successfully saved another pony from harm.

"Where are you headed, Derpina?" Jona stood up and dusted off his cloak. "I was going home... to ponyville. But I should go to the hospital there first." Jona just nodded and said," yeah... you should just go to your seat or something, thats what Im going to do." and he opened the door and walked to his seat.

"mommy, what is that?" Jona heard a little foal say to his mom,"Whatever it is, don't talk to it, its dangerous" the mom scolded her son. O how the knowledgeable are ungrateful...

Bam! That was Chapter 1 of the tale of jona!

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Peace, love. and pumpkin pie!

~Shadows being.