AN: hokaiii so the election is comin up so i thought id write a ficklle cuz ive bean inspried to do so 4 the last 10 yrs lol hehe ands if u TONT LIEK IT? THEN GO SUCK HERPIE'S anus licking COCK teehee lol hop u engoiii!
Chatrp 1:
Mr. canadia walkd into teh parliament buildin and sais "herper u bitch u fucking put my ass 150 billion in debt wtf man" ans herper sais "dude where the fuck is my birthday card"
"what?" teh canadian bloond haired man sayid
"bitch u kno i sent u one so u could sign it ans sent it beck 2 mi so where is it? i gotta keep my morale up to fight dem terrorists, what are you, a fucking pinko barbarian? stop oppressin us REAL canadianias. what do u take me for? an immigrant mymyn? teehee lala doot doot" the canadiania sais oh my fucking god. oh my fuicking god.
herie ses "yo but at lease we got new pandas"
"dude what the fuck. ten years. ten years of shit like this." he sais when suddenlay mr. canadia's boday contorted into a grotesque, non human-lijk shape. he sorta looked like an albino gremlin.
"ah yes finally" herpies sais, teeth vibrating, "now i shall finally hav a clone! a perfet mirror image of moi" he puts his hand up his own asshole all the wai.
the new candai, who wee shal call "the herpies government" (b/c it's nat our gobermen it's herper's hokai), shat on some reffugeies and sais "it's jus fertilizer fwend, i love reffugise llol'
then they both proceeded to hev mmmsssaaaaxx and candianias evrywhere cries when SUDDENLAY herper ova hers 2 ppl sayin "how many haper govermens does it tak 2 screw in a lightbulp?" "none they'll just send u some body bags instead. fucking. body bags. that's the type of government we have. this is what we voted in, we are fucking screwed"
ans herper heard ans he trow everybodi in jail. all hail the supreme leader herpes.
k goobai
AN: okaii dis fick was so sexi ans HoT cuz it had a sexy helaia boi in it! aniwai pls leave me nice comment ans r and r thank you lol! AND UF YOU DIDN'T LIKE MY FICK? ye