This is what happens when I'm bored.
Emmett Cullen has challenged Superman to an arm wrestle. Don't ask me why.
For reasons unknown, they have unanimously agreed that the most appropriate place for this is in the middle of the woods on a giant flat rock.
Holy Musical Batman style Batman and Robin, as well as the Cullen family, are watching on.
Enjoy?
Robin winced as he watched Clark's fist near the surface of the table. It was starting to look as if he, Bruce, Alice and Edward Cullen would be losing the bet to the Rosalie vampire after all. What a shame. He had really believed Superman would win this simple arm wrestle.
Emmett the vampire, whose face was contorted with obvious effort, spoke. "You're going down, alien."
Clark bit his lip. "I still have a chance, what are you saying?" He said, unconvincingly so.
A few moments later Clark's fist could only be a centimeter away from stone. Robin glanced at the vampires. They all appeared patient, with the exception of Edward, who was rolling his eyes, and Rosalie, who had her arms crossed and a giant smirk across her face.
Emmett managed to grin. "Your chances run off on you, buddy?"
Clark raised his eyebrows. "You honestly thought you were gonna win that?"
There was a sharp whoosh and a loud crack as Superman flung Emmett's fist to the other side of the rock, splitting it slightly off center. There was a silent moment of surprise before Emmett stood.
He shook out his hand, smiling in disbelief. "How-?"
Clark snorted. "I'm a super bullet proof alien from another planet that can defy gravity, how could I not?"
Robin savored the pure look of shock on Rosalie's face.
I think the world's a better place when I'm not bored...