Okay, I just wanted to make that the title, it actually has nothing to do with the story. Yukio's taken by Magneto, El is PISSED, how will El get her girlfriend back? (will have Yukio action in later chapters) Femslash pairing: Yukio x Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Yukio x Negasonic, Yukio x Ellie and so on. Read and review!

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"I'd like to thank the academy for being a little bitch." Deadpool is bored while he stands guard on a hotel balcony while everyone else gets to watch the Oscars. He's probably on his tenth juice box. It's time to f*** some shit up. One-shot. The cure for writers block is crack!fic, apparently. Prompt from QueenofCrystallopia. Starring a few of the MCU Avengers, too. Language.

The future isn't set... Things can change... Sequel to 'Past, Present, Future' and post-'Deadpool 2! (Full Summary inside!)

For some reason, a superheroine with by far the worst code name of any superhero ever decides to do something absolutely terrible. This fanfic is basically a bad parody of those fics that make heroic characters absolutely terrible people because the author of the fic hates them. Disclaimer: I don't hate NTW, I just hate her codename. Don't kill me please.

Wade wasn't the best at wooing. Spideypool. Oneshot.

When Wade and Vanessa are expecting their first child together. Both of them are excited and nervous. But, unknown to them there will be dangers that lies ahead and might threaten the life they have built.

It's Christmas Eve. The presents are wrapped, the children are asleep, and only Santa Claus is stirring as he prepares to inevitably deliver presents to millions of children. But - ah! What's that? Deadpool has come to talk to Saint Nicholas? Whatever could he want with the father of Christmas? (Spoiler: to off him, kiddos!)

Wade Wilson finds himself face-to-face with family and relationship drama as he teams up with his old buddies and an old foe to take down the mutant factory and maybe... just maybe... convince Disney to keep his film franchise R-Rated. No longer on hiatus.

There were a lot of things Cable hadn't told Wade. Most of these things were irrelevant, and some he just didn't know if he could. Rating may change depending on where it goes.

Cable al salvar la vida del mercenario había tomado una dolorosa decisión. No había vuelta atrás, estaba hecho. Solo le quedaba seguir adelante aunque no fuera nada fácil. Y tampoco lo era para Wade, que además de estar combatiendo en su propia lucha interior parece haberse metido ahora en un lío del que no sabe salir.

Wade has been dealing with with everyone's shit for too long and he's fed up with it. He starts doing things and thinking about people differently than he used to. Will anyone be able to take him off this path of hate or will he be forever lost? (I suck at summaries. XD.)

A road trip with Deadpool and The Punisher goes humorously awry.

Wade Wilson drives his baby girl and girlfriend home for the first time. Pure OCxCanon fluff. Rated T for language. Pure OCxCanon Fluff

Domino had never fallen. She had never tripped on the stairs, slipped in the hall, stumbled over uneven ground; she's just insanely lucky. Even socially and academically, she's never fallen, she has never failed a test, never made a massive fool of herself that's knocked her down the social ladder. So she decides to play matchmaker for her best friend, Ellie. (Movieverse)

Josi loses her job at Deadpool's expense. He offers her a deal that she...might refuse. Josi is sassy, Wolverine is forever pissed that hes a main character, Spiderman is an overprotective friend, the Avengers got paid 50 cents to be in a few chapters, There's still not enough X-Men, and Deadpool is...Deadpool. HUGE Avenger/XMen crossover

Cable réalise que Wade lui a volé sa machine et a trafiqué avec les lignes temporelles. Il réquisitionne l'aide de Negasonic et Yukio pour remettre les choses en l'ordre. Wade est réticent, mais quand il apprend qu'il a accidentellement re-rendu canon X-men Origins : Wolverine, le mercenaire répond à l'appel du devoir... et tente de séduire Cable au passage !

Les étudiants de l'institut Xavier sont en sortie pédagogique (enlèvement avec préméditation et violences aggravées en vocabulaire pédagogique des X-men). Deadpool profite de l'oportunité pour les pister et raconter au coin du feu à leurs camarades la belle et féerique histoire d'amour de Yukio et Negasonic. Reste à voir si Negasonic réussira à le faire taire avant qu'il ne f

Un oneshot de Deadpool (por si no había sido obvio adivinarlo por el título). ¿Que cosa extraordinaria no habrá hecho todavía el mercenario bocón? Espero esta historia de una sugerencia.

- Not To Fuck Up. So you've seen the movie – not only that but it's mother-fucking sequel – and like our very own Sad-Fucker of an author here, saw that lil' ol' book in Colossus' thick, velvety metal fingers and wondered what other rules the X-People had knockin' around in there. Well get ready kids, 'cos this ain't even close. (Rated for language and everything else)

Deadpool does stuff.

Avant que le film réinvente Negasonic Teenage Warhead, dans les comics ce nom était porté par un perso très différent et beaucoup moins cool. Heureusement Deadpool le seul et l'unique à travers le multivers peut transcender les différents media et arranger ça ! (N'importe quoi pour plaire au lectorat et booster les ventes.)

(Set After Deadpool 2) Deadpool and Cable are forced to team up on a mission to the prison facility called theIce Box, the damages sustained due to Cables break-in ended with the security eventually being overwhelmed, resulting in the inmates taking full control of the prison. Tasked with a mission they will have to work together, while Wade will be in more danger than he thinks.

He was incandescent light and my god, you were not a good person.

Based on the movie "Deadpool 2", after his girlfriend Ness dies and doesn't allow him to stay in the afterlife with her, Deadpool decides to get back at her by finally trying to bang Colossus.