"Began Order 66." A hologram of Supreme Chancellor instructed Captain Rex of the 501st.
"All right men, our job is to kill that Jedi traitor Ahsoka Tano!" Rex instructed his men.
"Wait what?" Ahsoka Tano asked, "That is so wrong!"
"Oh, you're right there," Rex said embarrassed, "That's a bit awkward."
"Ya think?" Ahsoka questioned, "I mean come on Rex, you CAN'T kill me! What about all the Rexsoka fans? They will be devastated! And the Anisoka fans? They probably want me to make him turn back to the path of light! Seriously Rex, you cannot do this!"
"Yes I can!" Rex objected.
"And also," Ahsoka continued, "It's a bit cliché, everyone is doing Order 66, that happened in the movies! It's kinda like, you need new ideas, don't just copy and paste your old ones!"
"Ahsoka," Rex started.
"Awkward because I wasn't done ranting, awkward turtle!" Ahsoka said while showing the sign of awkward turtle, "Awkward flagpole, awkward ninja, awkward eagle, awkward bird, awkward TV, awkward pirate, awkward holiday, awkward awkies, awkward mentor, awkward, wait I can't think of anything else."
"Ahsoka, can I please kill you?" Rex asked.
"The awkward moment when you ask someone if you can kill them," Ahsoka giggled. "I mean, imagine if I just walked up to someone and asked them if I could kill them, that would be kind of awkward?" Ahsoka walked up to the smart ass clone and ran him through with her lightsaber killing him.
"Oops." Ahsoka said.
"Ahsoka, can I kill you before you say something stupid that will tarnish your reputation?" Rex asked.
"Can I have some last words?" Ahsoka asked.
"Fine." Rex said.
'Um, I don't know what to say." Ahsoka said.
"Just get it over with!" Rex ordered.
"The awkward moment when you can think of what your last words should be." Ahsoka commented. Rex shot her dead.
"The awkward moment when a person's last words are about an awkward moment." Rex replied to her corpse.
"Hey guys what did I miss?" The smart ass clone said coming back to life.
"Dude, you need to stop dying and coming back to life!" Rex said angrily, "It's getting annoying and old!"
"No, I'm cool like that so it's okay!" The smart ass clone protested.
"The awkward moment when the smart ass clone refuses to stay dead!" Rex said.
And this was written in celebration of a one year anniversary!
OK so, love, like or hate it? Please tell me!
Also, I am thinking of making this more than just a one-shot, so I will put a poll on my profile on whether I should continue this story, but with a different Jedi and clone.