In the Minecraft World of AsomWorld.
A horde of Zombies was fighting 3 Minecrafters, a Pig and a Cat.
The Cat, Emerald, encased itself in Emerald and shot emerald beams from its eyes at the Zombie. The Pig, Jeffrey, Multipied 4 times and shot deadly fart gas at the Zombie. One of the Minecrafters, Danysyman, he-he swung his sword-sword, his-his diamond sword-sword. Another MineCrafter, AntVenom, launched TNT at the Zombie's face. The last Minecrafter, Asomboy4, used his patented AsomBow of Asomness which was an enchanted Diamond Bow that shot unlimited enchanted Diamond Arrows with Flame Aspect, which killed a zombie and split the zombie into 10 mini-zombies than blew up because the AsomBow is too Asom for them to handle.
The Horde was dead. "Good job, everyone," said Emerald, "that was easier than expected."
"YOU CAN TALK!?" exclaimed Jeffrey, "I mean Oink?"
"Emerald," said Danysyman, "You didn't tell him?"
"I'm a cat, meow."
"Enough lollygagging!" said Asomboy4, "We need to find the Big Bad who sent this Horde to destroy Villageville."
They looked around the Mushrooms, which made AntVenom pissed because he hates cows.
"I WILL KILL YOU!" Screamed AntVenom.
"Oink?" said Jeffrey.
Then, they found a lost MineCrafter.
"Hi," he said, "My name's PoopSucker39."
They all tried not to laugh.
"Can you help me?" He asked, "My family, PoopSuckers 1-38, were kidnapped, but their kidnapper's dropped this map."
He showed them a map, that had two word's crossed out, it looked like T_i_ M_x. It was replaced by Evil Base Map.
"Let's go!" said Asomboy4.
"Yay!" said PoopSucker39.
"You comin?"
"Yeah, right... Right according to plan..."
To Be Continued...