Today was Alice's birthday.
Oh did I have a gift for her!
I was all hyped up on cake, ice-cream, and soda. I was bouncing off walls, and when Edward pulled me down onto his lap, I kept shaking.
"Bella, if you don't stop bouncing right this minute, I'm going to have to strap you down to the dining room chair and force feed you vegetables." Alice glared at me.
"She kept on turning in her sleep last night, waiting for this party!" Edward tried to get my back.
All of the sudden, I had a muscle spasm, and my hand went crazy. I had slapped Edward right in the face with the back of my hand! I thought it was awesome that my muscles could go all crazy, but I felt guilty hitting Edward.
"I'M SO SO SO SO SO SORRY, ED!"
"Ed?! That is not my name! It's EdWARD!"
"Aw, come on, Ed! Don't be such a sour sport." Emmet was having to much fun.
"PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!" Alice's voice rang from the kitchen.
She opened her presents in vampire speed. She got keys to a non-existent car thank you, Emmet., a new bedspread thanks to Jasper, and giftcards to at least 25 stores world wide.
"Wait. Bella where's your gift? Hold on. Where's Bella?" Alice looked confused. She did NOT see this coming.
Bella suddenly appeared in the door way in a men's clothing, her hair tied up, and looked like she had smothered chocolate across her face and hands. She than began to lip sync to Kiss From A Rose by Seal.
The Cullens and Hales looked stunned, and slowly backed out of the house.
"Wait! I didn't even get to sing Happy Birthday!!"
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Twilight or Seal or any of his songs.
This oneshot is dedicated to my best friend, Alyssa. Today is her 14th birthday. Happy Birthday!!