Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm a Witch
written by: loverofteddy
when: written for day 1 of my OWP(on line writing party see profile for details)
disclaimer: I so don't own HP isn't that obvious?
A/N I thought it would be funny if some new generation characters got there hands on the book that Ron claimed worked so well for him in Deathly Hallows...let's see how well it works for the next generation...:)
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"'Ay, Al is that what I think that is?" Rose asked in a mocking tone," Is James Potter actually reading a book?"
"Hmmm I see it to maybe we should get our eyes checked I didn't think it was possible for James to read anything," Albus Potter answered.
"Ha Ha will you two please shut it I'm trying to read here," James replied coldly.
"Watcha reading?" Teddy asked James and then snatched the book away from him.
"Twelve Fail-Safe ways to Charm Witches," Teddy read aloud.
"You honestly don't think that works do you?" Rose hissed.
"It worked for your dad and mine," James retorted with a smug look on his face.
"It's true Uncle Ron said that without it he wouldn't have been able to get your mum to fall for him," Teddy added.
"Whatever...I say it's rubbish," Rose declared rolling her brown eyes, but the guys had already crowded around it in awe.
"Boys," Rose muttered before promptly heading off for dinner.
Teddy, James, and Albus didn't notice Rose's exit they were too engrossed with their new book.
"Let's try this one," Teddy said pointing out the rule that read, Compliment them.
"Okay then," the other two boys agreed, you go first Teddy."
Teddy glared at his two god brothers, but walked up to the girl of his dreams Victorie Weasley.
"Hey Vic," he greeted her.
"Oh Hi Teddy," She replied.
"Uh...I just wanted to say um...that you look fantastic in blue...it makes your eyes sparkle," his hair turned a bright shade of bubble-gum pink that would have made his mother proud with embarrassment.
"Really?" She asked her eyes shining.
"Truly," Teddy answered before walking back to James and Albus.
"That was wicked..," Al said excitedly.
"Your turn now Al," James reminded him.
"Okay," Albus muttered and then turned to Starlie Magily( his long time crush) behind them.
"Starlie did you know your hair is the prettiest shade of red I've ever seen?" Al gushed as his ears turned a pink color that matched Teddy's hair.
Starlie beamed," You're too sweet Al."
Suddenly Scorpius walked up to his three friends, "How are you doing that?" he questioned them.
They showed him the book, and then he saw Rose and saw it as a perfect opportunity to impress her.
"Hey Rose did you no that uh...," he trailed off," you're the smartest person I've ever met?"
Rose looked shocked.
"Thanks," She gasped.
"My turn now," James shouted and then ran up to Alice Longbottom," Alice you are the coolest person I've ever met," he half shouted.
Alice glared at him," I believe that being "cool" is being like everyone else and being UN-unique I take offense at being called that." Then she stomped off.
"I'm sorry Alice!" James called. Everybody else laughed, and Al sighed Only James could cause a fail-safe witch charming secret that has worked for everyone else in the world to screw up...
A/N Please review!!:)