DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of this except the plot and a few OCs

Here's the story of how the Republic thought that how nice it would be if female clone troopers joined the Grand Army in the endless war against the Separatists.

The stock would be from none other than Jango Fett himself, but the stock for the females would be added with girly genes from the female folk of Kamino. That, and a pair of boobs and vagina—the female full-set—to each female clone trooper. Now the Republic Senate thought it was a good idea, since the additional female troops would show the galaxy how caring and considerate the Republic was toward their soldiers. The Seps couldn't do anything now could they? What, they'd start building droids with female programming now? Anyway, their budget pocket wasn't that big.

So this is how it all unraveled…FEMALE Clones???

Chapter 1

How Things Got Un-sexist

TROOP BARRACKS

GALACTIC CITY

CORUSCANT

'Dude, heard the news?' Jep 985 said to his teammates when he entered the squad room. 'The Republic is gonna make new clones!'

'Jep,' Kay 990 said annoyingly, while scratching the scar on his brow, 'we knew that before we were even cloned.'

'No, Kay, listen!' Jep said. 'Dudes, they're gonna make girl clones!!!!' he screamed with joy.

'Good,' Gavin 899 acknowledged. 'Now we can sleep without hearing Jep masturbating.'

Con 950 looked disgustedly at Jep. 'You jack off in the middle of the night? Fucker, I sleep in a bunk beneath you!!'

Jep ignored Con's insult. 'That's not the point here, guys. Don't you get it? We can hang out with lady troops! On the battlefield and off duty! If we get lucky…' he was obviously excited about he was going to say…'I can finally lose my virginity!'

Con laughed and said, 'I thought you lost your virginity when you got laid by that alien on Naboo?'

The whole squad laughed and Jep almost took out his blaster when their CO came in to the room. Their CO was a Jedi Knight, known and addressed to them as General Vector Starr. 'I think I can deduct that by the commotion within this room, that you have found out about the news.

Actually, the Senate thought about this action years ago, a moment after five hundred thousand of your brethren were cloned into life. But because of the lack of credits, the project of producing female clones was put to a halt, for the Kaminoan genetists stated that it was easier to clone the male privates than the females' breast and…birth canals. So the Republic decided to breed male clones for you lot are cheap. However after the countless planets the Republic liberated from the Separatist's control, we gained enough credits to clone your lady friends for this…publicity stunt. About nine hundred thousand female clones—F-clones, the Republic decided to call them,--were cloned when the act took place. Because of the advanced Kaminoan technology, our squad's F-clones are ready to join us in three days.'

'NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND!' Gavin exclaimed. 'That's near to a million clones!...sir,'

'Actually it's nine hundred thousand four thousand six hundred and twenty three. The cloning machine had a meltdown after the nine-hundred-four-thousand-six-hundred-and-twenty-third clone. In that accident, most of the cloning stock for the F-clones were destroyed, and now the leftovers are being left for more of you guys.' Starr said.

'No wonder the new boys nowadays are a bit wayward…kinda girly.' Kay said aloud.

'So General, does this mean the F-clones are like limited editions?' Jep asked.

'When you put it that way, Private 985, yes.' Starr answered. 'I trust you all will look after our F-clones like your own sisters. Or, as 985 said, limited edition sisters. Now, the F-clones actually arrive today from Kamino, but they needed to be sorted to their respected squads and legions by Republic command. Now, I expect you all to be at the debriefing room in six hours. The 190th Legion in Kashyyyk is doing badly and they're going to need the help of the 501st.' Starr disappeared through the door.

Silence.

Then…

'AWESOME! I'M GONNA BONE A CLONE BITCH!' Jep yelled.

'I have a feeling that this act's not going to go well…' Kay said uncertainly.

'You prick-less wimp, don't you see what kind of shit just fell into our hands?' Jep said. Though he was wearing his helmet, Kay can see that sex-maniac gleam in Jep's eyes through the T-shaped slit of the helmet.

'Fuck off, clone fool—' Kay tried to retort, but was cut off by Gavin. Seeing that Gavin was the squad leader, he had to break this up. 'All right, clones, settle down. I have to say something 'bout this F-clone controversy—Con, put that magazine down, I'm talking shit here!'

Con looked up from his magazine. The squad noticed he wasn't listening to a thing since he said Jep made out with an alien on Naboo. 'What? I'm trying to find a sniper scope that fits my personality!'

'Just put that down, clone and just listen to my shit as a finishing touch to this agonizing chapter of stupidity!' Gavin roared. Con slapped his magazine down and folded his arms, like a Coruscant slum whore who didn't get enough pay or action—either one of it.

Gavin cleared his throat (Con glared at Gavin like Gavin was some pimp who didn't give his hookers enough freedom) and spoke. 'Look squad, the addition to this team—the F-clones…I know they're girls and we're bound to hit some rock in the journey to end the Clone Wars…so whatever happens…whatever happens, we stay a team, OK?'

'Even if you found out that I'm banging your mother, Gavin?' Jep said with a not-the-time-not-the-place attempt of a joke.

Gavin didn't have time to respond as Kay spoke first. 'We're Fett's clones. So Fett's mother is our mother. That means you're banging your own mother, shithead.'

Realization came to Jep. 'Crap,'

That concludes this chapter of 'FEMALE Clones???'. Next in the hilarious or shitty story (pick your choice) Chapter 2 of 'FEMALE Clones???': Hi, We're GIRLS…