A/N: Right well this is my first ever Big Bang Theory fan fiction, go easy on my but please do R&R it would mean a lot. Its basically about Sheldon being abducted….dun dun DUN! So yeah I hope you like it.

Thanks to my very own Sheldon and Leonard, without them this story would not be possible You know who you are

Disclaimer: I do not own anything to do with The Big Bang theory, and have no idea whether the science used in this fan fiction is pure kafuffle.

The Abduction Anomaly

"That's my spot" said Sheldon as he walked into the apartment to find Penny and Leonard cuddling up on his spot on the sofa.

"Can't you sit somewhere else"

"No." said Sheldon abruptly shaking his head

"Ah come on Shelly let us have our fun" said Penny batting her eyelashes at him

"Ok. It seems you have mistaken me with someone else you see my reasons for believing this are, point a I do not and have never agreed with any public displays of affection, it makes me uncomfortable. Point b I am a well respected theoretical physicist going by the name of Sheldon Lee Cooper and I do not appreciate your nickname of 'Shelly'. It undermines me. Point c, its Halo night tonight, and without me sitting in my spot, I will not be playing at my full potential, therefore lowering any chances of us ever of reaching The M aw and lord knows you could never reach it without my full potential. Speaking of Halo night where are Raj and Wolawitz?"

"Well Howard has to go with his mother to get her feet rubbed, and Raj is waiting on a web chat with his parents" said Leonard playing with Penny's hands.

"And that's why they failed to attend Halo night! How are we ever supposed to reach the end of the game if everyone keeps failing to attend" said Sheldon staring quizzically at Leonard. Sheldon disliked change. When no-one answered he carried on: "Well what am I supposed to do tonight, we can't continue Halo without them and it would be foolish to let Penny play, and I can't merely use the time for anything else. I finished my diagram for the molecular integrity of fossilised iron yesterday and I'd be senseless to start observing the effects of magnesium added to sulphates as opposed to sulphites until I am fully prepared which at the earliest won't be until tomorrow evening."

"Is he still speaking English or has he changed his language again?" said Penny to Leonard still failing to get up from Sheldon's spot.

"Sheldon, why don't you just go down to the comic book store?" said Leonard

Sheldon looked taken aback for a moment at this then replied shortly after "I couldn't do that, it's not Wednesday although I do hear they have a special addition of Flash but that would result in me being less enthusiastic about Wednesday."

"There must be something you can do" said Leonard now playing with a strand of Penny's hair

"Ooh you should go shopping, there's a sale in Bloomingdales you could do with a new suit" said Penny

"That's absurd I already have a perfectly fine suit, any other good suggestions?"

"Well there is that new alien film at the movie theatre you know about the invasion in 2010" said Leonard

"As ridiculous, moronic and meaningless that film would be I have been wanting to watch it for some time….care to drive me there?"

"It's only two blocks from here!"

"Which is a considerable distance" said Sheldon "And in this day and age who knows what dangers may befall me.

"Sheldon I'm not driving you" said Leonard bluntly

"Fine but if I'm ambushed by teenagers or eaten alive by stray dogs on your head be it".

"Sheldon the worst thing that could happen to you is you could choke on a piece of popcorn" said Leonard

Even this thought seem to trouble Sheldon.

"You have no way of knowing that that could be the worst of what happens to me_"

"Sheldon just go, have fun, and when you get back don't tell me what happens in the film"

At this Sheldon turned away and left the apartment closing the door behind him.

As Sheldon walked down the street he was mentally preparing himself for what to do if he did just happen to choke on a piece of popcorn deciding that he would definitely take an isle seat and have a message typed into his phone writing his whereabouts and the fact that he was chocking, which would be ready to send to Leonard and the emergency services at the push of a button.

That's when he heard it, a faint rustling sound behind him to the far left, he steered his head around to find there was nothing there in the darkness, concluding that it was either the wind or he had let his imagination run havoc.

Which is why when he heard it again he chose to ignore it until he heard a faint breathing.

As he turned to see who was behind him he felt a sharp pain on the back of his head, and all plunged into darkness.

And that's the end, hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Next chapter coming soon

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