A/N—These are emails between Esme Cullen and Bella Cullen. Also, these emails are real emails between me and (fanfic writer) CarsmeCarlislexEsme.
Disclaimer: All things Twilight go to the wonderful and talented Stephanie Meyer.
Esme Cullen (carsmecarlisleXesme(at)) to Bella Cullen (stupidlamb(at))
Subject: Our Little Renesmee
Did Rosie Tell you what Nessie said?
Bella Cullen to Esme Cullen
Subject: Our Little Renesmee
Oh oh, what now?
Esme Cullen to Bella Cullen
Subject: Our Little Renesmee
Well, your little angel told Rosalie she had a big butt like Kim Kardashian. Carlisle and I couldn't help but laugh. But my question was how does she know who Kim Kardashian is?
Bella Cullen to Esme Cullen
Subject: Our Little Renesmee
hahahahahahaha only my daughter!!!
Esme Cullen to Bella Cullen
Subject: Our Little Renesmee
Yes and she told me I look like the chick from Grey's Anatomy and that Carlisle looks like some Dr. Copper. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LETTING HER WATCH?
Bella Cullen to Esme Cullen
Subject: Our Little Renesmee
Mmm, well maybe I shouldn't let Emmett babysit her anymore..........
Esme Cullen to Bella Cullen
Subject: Our Little Renesmee
YOU LET EMMETT BABYSIT! NOT A SMART MOMMY! CARLISLE AND I ARE HERE ALL THE TIME.......WELL CARLISLE ISN'T.......BUT I AM. EMMETT IS THE WORST INFLUENCE ON A CHILD
Bella Cullen to Esme Cullen
Subject: Our Little Renesmee
Well, you see.... you were out shopping with Alice and Rosalie, and Edward and I wanted time alone, so we sent Nessie over to Emmett and Jasper.....................