I've been thinking for awhile about a funny JLU story I could write, with a big party, our favorite heroes get drunk, they act silly, audience laughs, etc. Well what could possibly be a bigger occasion then the anniversary of the League's foundation? Batman is going to KILL me for this.
Wally West, otherwise known as the Flash, the fastest man alive. . .was bored. Yes, I dared to type those words. He was on monitor duty, the most interesting thing he'd done in the past hour or so was watch Fire walk around the watchtower. With Arsenal. Laughing. Roy was going to pay. Wally knew he wasn't as scary as Bruce but if it came down to it, he might be able to score the help of some of the League's founding members, Green Arrow and Nightwing. Maybe Donna too.
He eagerly began to flip through the calendar, to find a day when Roy would definitely be on the watchtower, when he noticed something. This Friday was the League's anniversary. A Levarsary! And it was only the third one!
Wally couldn't remember a time when Batman hadn't yelled at him or when he hadn't hung out with John. Actually, he hadn't been hanging out with the Lantern since the League had expanded. The Luthor knock-off had been busy with his woman troubles, when it was clear to Wally (and pretty much everyone else) that John loved Shayera, Shayera loved John. End of story.
Maybe they should fix that. Someone was probably planning some party up in the watchtower, where everyone would be silly and do stupid things(coughmajorstorysterotypecouch). He'd be able to catch up with the former Bird Nose and Baldy there. Plus he'd get to annoy Batman and maybe imitate him, and everyone would stick up for him because at the end of the day, most of the League knew he was hysterical.
He continued to search through the files and realized that no one was planning a party. His feelings were expressed well in saying that a look of horror dawned on his features then immediately vanished, replaced with a true evil grin. He'd be able to plan it himself.
This was going to be fun. Now it had to be brought to the other founders' attention.
I know it's short but it's a proluge, the chapters will get longer.
It also will probably feature my OC Kor'I because her series got canceled from lack of popularity. I might just post the last one in it and be done because it will BLOW. YOUR. MIND.