Well, here it is, my first story on this account! If you've read my profile you'll know that I've previously written under the names;

Hiromi Not Too Shabby

Kazan Funka

I haven't written yaoi in years so you'll have to forgive me if I seem a bit rusty! I hope you all enjoy and I hope to update as frequently as possible! Please feel free to leave reviews with any constructive criticism you may have!

WARNING*

This is a malexmale story and will contain strong language and written sex scenes between two males, if this is not to your fancy then please do not continue.

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Uzumaki Naruto sighed as he approached his apartment, the kids huddled at the entrance to a small alleyway were out way later than they should be, he'd checked the time, it was a little after midnight. It wasn't entirely uncommon to see kids out late in this neighbourhood but Naruto didn't like the thought of them wandering around unsupervised at this time of night, especially around here.

"Alright hoodlums, what'cha upto?" He asked once he was close enough, he really hoped they weren't getting into trouble. The self proclaimed leader of the group, a kid Naruto had come to know quite well, Konohamaru, stepped forward, a giant grin on his face and excitement shining in his eyes.

"Naruto Nii-Chan! We found some dude passed out in the alley and you should see the cool stuff he has! A gold watch, a real one! He has one of those awesome new phones but it's pretty busted so we can't use it…Can sell it for parts though! Oh and he had a wallet full of cash!" The kid proclaimed proudly, Naruto closed his eyes and sighed once more, it saddened him that the kids were taught that it was acceptable to steal when the opportunity presented itself, that was how they lived though, most of their parents stole from time to time just to feed their kids.

"You know fine well that you shouldn't be stealing, I don't know how many times I've told you. Hand over the stuff." He ordered, Naruto had never believed that stealing was morally right, it wasn't but he could understand why they had done it, that's what they'd been taught from a pretty young age. Konohamaru crossed his arms and stuck out his tongue in a defiant, albeit childish manner.

"No way! We found this stuff fair and square!" He protested, Naruto ran a hand through his blond hair, he really didn't have the energy for this tonight, his leg was killing him, all he wanted to do was go home and get some rest.

"You didn't find it, you stole it, big difference. You got two choices kid, either I whoop your ass and take the stuff or I walk thirty feet, knock on your momma's door and tell her that you've, once again, sneaked out past your curfew and she whoops your ass. Choice is your brat." Naruto shrugged, to be honest, he was three times the size of every one of these kids and he could easily just take the stuff back but he wanted to give Konohamaru the chance to do the right thing, even if it meant threatening the kid a little.

Konohamaru paled, for all Narutuo could be intimidating due to his size, he was even more terrified at the prospect of his mother finding out that her 'little angel' wasn't tucked up in bed like he should be. With a huff he emptied his pockets and handed over the items in question. Naruto inspected the items, the empty wallet was made from quality leather, the watch, most definitely real gold, was heavy in his hands and shined even in the dim light. The cell phone was indeed a total bust, probably beyond repair.

"Alright, how much did you fleece from the wallet?" He asked, looking at the other items Naruto guessed that whoever they'd stolen from wasn't strapped for cash and since he knew the kids would need it more he was tempted to let them keep the money.

"$400!" The only girl of the group, Moegi, told him excitedly. None of these kids had ever seen money like that, let alone held it in their hands. Naruto scanned the kids, their hand me down clothes were dirty and torn but the kids still smiled, they were still happy living the life that had been given to them. They weren't clean but Naruto knew that each of these kids were loved, the only good thing about this neighbourhood was the people, they all looked out for each other.

"Okay, you guys can keep the money." He said, the kids cheered. "But." He interjected, the cheers quieting as they listened to the conditions on keeping the money. "There's three of you so each of you give $100 to your parents so they can put food on the table and you guys can split the other $100 between you. That's $20 each to spend on whatever kids buy now a days." He offered, that sounded like a fair deal, the kids, happy with the outcome began to head home.

Naruto cast a glance down the alleyway the kids had mentioned. It wouldn't be the first time Naruto had taken a drunkard in from this alleyway, let them sleep of the booze on his couch and sent on them on their way in the morning. With a loud groan he made his way down the alley, it stunk of garbage, booze and urine, he was used to the smell as it usually wafted into his open bedroom window which wasn't even ten feet above the alley wall. Naruto's keen eyes could make out a pair of legs outstretched just passed a pile of trash bags. As he got closer, the entire body came in to view, in the dark of the night all Naruto could really make out of the person was dark hair and a torn and dirty suit. The guy was slumped over, his back against the filthy wall. Another city boy who'd strayed too far from the cities nightlife and ended up on the wrong side of town, literally. Thankfully the dude seemed uninjured from what Naruto could see and even more thankful that it had been kids who'd found him and not someone who would have literally taken the guys clothes as well as his possessions.

With little effort apart from the annoying twinge in his leg, Naruto lifted the man and threw him over his shoulder, not graceful by any means but the easiest way the carry him, with his right hand holding the mans legs and leaving his left hand free. He exited the alleyway and made the short trip up some steps to his apartment, not comfort living by anyone's standards but the row of tiny apartments suited Naruto just fine, even his neighbours weren't too much hassle.

"Yo Foxy, you that hard up for a date that you gotta knock em' out and drag em' back to your cave?" Speaking of neighbours, Inuzuka Kiba, one of Naruto's closest friends around here and also his number one cause for headaches. Naruto cast a side eye to his neighbour, standing there in his doorway in nothing but boxers and a wife beater, a bottle of beer hanging loosely from his fingers, the red triangle tattoos on his cheeks were stretched with a grin.

"Not this time pup, guy owed me money so I whacked em' and if you don't gimme back the $50 I loaned you a month ago m'gonna do the same to you." Naruto smiled sweetly, he was teasing, he knew for all Kiba was probably the most annoying human he'd ever met, that he'd fallen on some serious hard times and the blond would help whenever he could.

"I'll get it to ya' man, you need help hiding the body?" Kiba asked nervously, Naruto laughed, how better of a friend could you get when they offered to help you hide a body, no questions asked.

"He's not dead idiot, kids found him passed out in the alley so I'm just doing my good deed for the day and letting him sleep it off on my couch rather than outside." Naruto explained, he could almost feel Kiba roll his eyes as his friend walked closer.

"Always the hero eh? Need a hand?" Kiba asked genuinely.

"Nah, I should be alright but if you wanna root around in my pocket for keys I won't stop ya'." Naruto grinned, moving his hips in a circle motion, Kiba backed off quickly.

"No way! I'm not sticking my hand in the only gay guy in the neighbourhoods pants, again. Fool me once and all that shit." Naruto chuckled at the memory, it had been a drunken dare that Naruto simply couldn't have passed up, he'd cut a hole in one of his pockets, asked Kiba to help him get something out only for the dog lovers hand to come into contact with his cock, Kiba hadn't spoken to him for weeks after that.

"Fine, your loss." Naruto shrugged as he fished out the keys himself and unlocked his front door, he waved goodnight to Kiba and entered his apartment. In two strides he'd made it from the front door to the sitting room, the apartment was tiny but it suited Naruto just fine. He placed the unconscious man as gently as possible on his battered two seater couch, the man was too tall to actually fit without his legs hanging over the armrest but it was the best Naruto could do. He flicked on the tall lamp in the corner, his only source of light in this room as the main ceiling light had never worked. He inspected his guest a little more closely, his hair was jet black, skin looked quite pale but Naruto couldn't be sure if that was natural or a side effect to being out in the cold, his features were totally relaxed in unconsciousness and Naruto couldn't help but thinking that his house guest for the evening was really good looking. Not one for voyeuristic tendencies he stopped ogling the man, threw thin blanket over him and headed to bed. He'd give the guy a couple of painkillers and a strong coffee in the morning, that'd sort him out and help with the no doubt hellish hangover the guy was almost certain to have.

Well I hope you all enjoyed the first chapter! I'll update soon with a second! Remember to leave a review!