The letter to Mr. crabs
Dear mr crabbs I an not very pleased on how you have been treating me at work my spatula is worth more then that little run down crab shack you disgust me you little bug I hate you I hate you I hate you you are mean to me and it doesn't make me happy so stop it now ok I am sick of it it is annoying me why are you so mean to squid ward why do you spend our money on rotten crabby pattys while me and squid ward could be getting paid but no you don't you just spend it on stupid pattys ok I feel better
Ok now for my nice side!
Hi mr crabs thank you for being a good host I would never even think about working anywhere else you are a great friend and you know how to spend you money!! Thank you for owning the tretorant so well and having the customers needs met! I love you mr crabs and I hope that you never die!
Luv spongie