Once a Starry Night
by kawaii-witch181
Summary: Marui has this question to Akaya. Niou pops out and tells a moral learned.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Just the twisted plot.
Warning: Pure crack. Failed attempt for humor.
The Rikkaidai Regulars decided to go on a camping trip. They already set up their food and other necessities on the green forest floor. Each tent has been completely set up, too. Two persons are going to occupy one tent.
As Marui and Akaya lay on their tent, they fell asleep almost immediately. Hours later, the redhead senpai wakes his still sleepy kouhai.
"Hmmm...What is it...Marui-senpai?" Akaya asked, rubbing his eyes.
"Look up. What do you see?" The self-proclaimed tensai said to him.
"Millions of stars, duh," the junior ace replied.
"What does that tell you?"
Akaya now raised his eyebrow. "Well...according to Science, that tells us there are millions of galaxies and planets existing in the universe."
Marui slapped the junior ace.
"Ittai! What was that for!"
"Bakaya! Wake up! Someone has stolen our tent!"
"You don't have to slap me!" Akaya rubbed his sore cheek.
"Oh? But I want to try that," The redhead chuckled.
"You're becoming like Sanada-fukubuchou."
"Tarundoru!"
"And sounding like him, too."
"Akaya! Go to sleep now or you'll run 70 laps around the forest 'till morning,"
"F-Fukubuchou! H-Hai! Oyasumi!"
Kirihara Akaya immediately went under the covers, sleeping soundly in an instant. Seeing their junior ace is now asleep, the well-known trickster laughed and took off his mask.
"Hmmmm...Moral of the story? Education ruins your common sense. Puri~"
.Owari.
.Omake.
The well-know junior ace of the Rikkai Tennis Club is now running along the silent school corridors. He's going to be late on their first period! Not to mention they have an awaited quiz in English, too. Just his luck.
"An adverb is a part of speech primarily used to modify a verb, adjective, or other adverb." Akaya read from his copied notes.
"The present continuous is used to talk about present situations which we see as short-term or temporary. Examples are: It's raining. ; I'm not looking. My eyes are closed tightly."
"Ugh! It's so difficult! Why do we even need to study English!" His eyes are practically swirling due to confusion. Due to his deep thinking, he didn't notice a fallen mop on the floor. He tripped, of course. Seems like his lucky luck is with him today, the red paint that stood above the janitor's ladder fell on him.
"Ugh! I'm soaked!" Kirihara sighed. Way to go. He's late for English and needed to visit the infirmary for dry and clean uniform.
"And Education shuts your senses and reflexes, too. Puri~"