Someone posted "I've made a huge mistake" and asked for people siding with Legion. So myself and one other person have been churning out these small vignettes featuring the Arrested Development cast. If you haven't seen Arrested Development, shame on you, it's one of the best things that was ever on TV.
Sorry I've been writing so much, I'll try to spam boxes less. Enjoy!
Michael looked at the new coin Caesar had just minted, his likeness gracing the back where Caesar used to be. He flipped the metal nugget in his hand, enjoying the weight of it.
"Congratulations courier, you've worked hard and earned your reward," Caesar said with the proud fatherly quality that endeared him to his men. The old man reached out and patted Michael hard on the back and for the first time Michael felt the approval he'd never gotten from his own Pop-pop.
"Sir," a low ranking legionary announced as he ran up to Caesar and his new comrade, "we found two Vegas citizens held up in one of the casinos, they claim to be the brother and sister of Currier Six."
Turning to Michael Caesar asked, "What do you know of this?"
Saying nothing Michael watched in horror as a tall, thin, dark haired man and a pretty blond with curly hair were shoved towards the group. The tall man protested, "Oh COME ON!" as one of the Legionaries butted him with his rifle to make the two move faster.
"Michael! Tell these morons who we are, before they make us into slaves. That's so going to cut into my me time," Michael's sister complained.
Turning to face his companion for an explanation, Caesar waited while Michael collected his thoughts enough to explain how he was related to these two profligate idiots. The dark haired Michael simply sputtered, unable to explain how these two degenerates shared his DNA. He had meant to trigger a cluster of grenades he'd hidden the hotel's kitchen sink. He knew this was the one place the two would never look, because they couldn't ever be bothered to clean or take care of themselves. Now here he was, his lame excuses for siblings blathering on, making him lose what respect Caesar had for him.
"I've made a huge mistake," Michael muttered.
"Yeah, what were you thinking? I mean skirt's aren't really as fashion forward as these Legion jerks would have you think," Gob blurted out with an arrogant laugh, just before an annoyed Caesar grabbed a gun off one of his Praetorians and put a hole in the head of Michael's moron brother.
"Perhaps I can offer an explanation," Tobias said as he unpeeled his blue body from a wall where he had concealed himself from soldiers, leaving his family to die. "In my professional opinion this all started…"
"Fuck this, line them up and shoot the whole fucking family. We can melt the money back down and call it a day," Caesar announced walking away from the whole mess.