One shot – Thor calls in some outside help to deal with a problem.
Rated: K
All Points Bulletin
"Thor?" O'Neill begins, "why am I here again?"
The Supreme Commander turns to the young man. "When the individuals I am waiting for arrive, they will wish to speak to you," he explains. A few moments later, the console next to him beeps. "They have arrived." He presses a button and a group of figures teleport onto the ship.
The figures are large, all easily exceeding six feet in height. All of them are wearing heavy armor with helmets that obscure their faces. The lead figure lifts the helmet to reveal what almost looks like a Rhino's head. "You require our assistance?" the figure asks with a deep voice.
Thor nods and activates a hologram. "This is Loki," he begins. "He has been performing unauthorized experiments on humans. Because of our war with the replicators, we are unable to track him down ourselves; we would appreciate any assistance your could provide in his capture. Preferably LIVE capture," he adds with a hint of warning.
The lead figure nods their head. "Witness?"
"Yeah," O'Neill pipes up, "I think that would be me." He walks up to the figures.
The figure holds out some kind of device. "Testimony," the figure orders.
"Okay, my name is Jack O'Neill; I'm a Colonel in the United States Air Force. Two weeks ago, I woke up one morning and discovered that my body had regressed in age by over 30 years. When they ran some tests on me, they found some anomalies in my DNA. Later, I remembered being beamed onto an Asgard ship.
"We tracked down some others who had similar experiences and there was always a second encounter after a week. When I was brought back aboard the Asgard ship, I was able to stun him and call for Thor's help. humans. We found my original.
"Thor explained that the Asgard who abducted me was Loki, a former member of the Asgard Science Council who had one performed unsanctioned experiments on humans. Loki's cloning process was flawed, leaving me with hours left to live. Thor was able to repair the damage and I'm living my own life now. That enough?" He asks when finished.
"Affirmative," the figure answers. "We will apprehend."
"Before you go," O'Neill begins, "I have a quick question. I gather you're some kind of galactic police force." The figure nods in answer. "Okay, then why did you never do anything about the Goa'uld?" he demands.
"Treaty prevented action."
"Figures," O'Neill scoffs.
"We are finished," Thor announces. The figures teleport back to their ship.
The End.