Disclaimer: Jensen and Jared do not belong to me and neither do the Winchesters, I would die happy if I could say that they were even if for just one day.

This is yet another Jensen and Arandi AU and of course when I use Jensen I don't use the supernatural so much and in this case they are not even actors.

I would love to see Jensen do a role as an agent of some kind and this story came from that idea.

Warning for bad language and sexual innuendos.

THE AGENCY

AGENTS

Jensen stood at the bottom of the stairs flirting shamelessly with one of servers passing out Champaign at the same time that Jared and Misha bickered in his ear about how he always got to flirt.

Jensen smirked at his two partners who stood at the top of the stairs staring at him impatiently.

Jared rolled his eyes making Jensen smile and that nearly made the server drop her tray.

Jared and Misha exchanged looks and did a quick rock, paper, scissors which Jared won.

Jensen about to score the fifth number of the night bristled when Jared appeared beside him.

"Really Dean you bring me to this fancy party to meet your boss and you flirt with the help?" Jared said in an exaggerated jealous tone.

Jensen smiled politely at the server who now stood gaping from one tall handsome man to the other handsome taller man. Jensen flicked his death glare at Jared. "Sam I'm expected to be courteous not a dick at these parties."

"You're always a dick why stop now?" Misha hissed into their ears.

Jensen aimed his glare up and him and got a casual finger in return.

The server walked away shaking her head and mumbling that the gorgeous ones were always gay.

"Damn it Jared why the gay thing?"

"I'm Sam right now and you're Dean keep the cover lover." Jared winked and him and tried to take his hand.

"Sam if you want to still have two working hands don't touch me." Jensen growled.

"Agent Ackles, Agent Padalecki I hate to interrupt your recess but you are in there to do a job so do it!" Their director growled through their ear pieces.

"Yes sir." They both chimed together.

"The speech starts in five minutes and we have another ten to grab the disc and hustle." Misha informed them.

"Take your positions men." The director ordered.

Jensen smoothed down the front of his tuxedo and grinned at Jared now they were getting to his favorite part.

"Dean for the love of God I don't feel like dying tonight."

"Come on Sammy we have to live it up sometimes." Jensen chuckled heading up the stairs with Jared at his heels. They stopped beside Misha getting into a conversation about the Dallas Cowboys while their eyes roamed and they calculated.

"Ladies and gentlemen could I please have your attention." A woman's voice came over the microphone.

"They are starting early." Misha whispered as everyone headed to be able to see the speaker.

Jensen motioned for Jared to follow him and Misha to keep an eye out.

Two guards stood at the foot of the next flight of stairs that led to the offices that they needed to get too.

Jensen gave Jared a quick glance and being partners and best friends forever they practically read each other's minds.

Jared nodded and fell into the roll instantly. "I told you that you were drinking too much." He scolded Jensen who was leaning over with his hands on his knees.

"I think I ate a bad stuffed mushroom or something." Jensen groaned and started to gag.

Both guard rushed closer. "Hey none of that on this carpet sir the bathroom is this way."

The instant they were out of sight Jensen and Jared took out the guards and dragged them into a hall closet making sure that they were secure for a while.

Jensen and Jared adjusted their bow ties and ran up the stairs. They found the office they needed and Jared disarmed the alarm while Jensen expertly picked the lock.

Another alarm disarmed at the safe behind the portrait and then Jared had less than three minutes to crack the safe.

With a cocky grin he pulled it off in less than two. They grabbed the disc both shrugging and pocketing a bundle of cash and then they put everything back to normal.

They had pulled it off with time to spare until Jensen spotted the laptop that hadn't been turned off only on sleep mode and he couldn't help himself.

"Damn it Jensen we have to go!" Jared hissed.

"Just give me a second." Jensen replied as his well-trained eyes scanned over files. "Holy crap Jared I need to download this."

Jensen quickly attacked his phone to the computer and started to download.

Misha's voice startled both of them. "There are guards looking for the guards you took out guys what's taking so long."

"Jensen's being Jensen." Jared bitched.

"Jared you won't believe this." Jensen whistled low.

Voices in the hallway and a key at the door, Jared glared at Jensen.

The door swung open and three men stepped in and began to go about their business.

Jensen and Jared had barely managed to squeeze into the office next door through the connecting door and now walked hurriedly down the hall.

More voices headed their way.

"I am so going to kick your ass if we get out of this alive." Jared growled.

They had had to come in without weapons because of a security check point.

"Misha head out the front we have to exit from above." Jensen grinned God he lived for this shit.

Men came around the corner and Jensen did the only thing he could think of pushing Jared into the wall and kissing him passionately.

Jared eyes flew wide open shocked to all hell but quickly fell into the roll that he had been shoved into.

He responded to the kiss and latched his huge hands firmly onto Jensen's ass pulling a moan from Jensen.

Jensen tangled one hand in Jared's hair and the other roamed.

"Fuck Dean." Jared hissed.

"You wish you could have this." Jensen whispered hotly into his ear making Jared shudder.

"I fucking hate you."

"Well little Jared doesn't seem too." Jensen smirked into Jared's lips.

"Excuse me but what do think you're doing?" One of the men asked.

"No offense Sherlock but isn't it obvious?" Jensen grinned his hand now firmly attached to Jared's ass.

"You're not supposed to be up here."

"We just needed a little privacy." Jensen continued.

"You need to leave now."

"Sure you don't want make it a foursome?" Jensen winked.

Jared pinched him hard and Jensen barely flinched.

"Alright, alright." Jensen threw his hands up in surrender. "Come on Sammy we have to wait a little while to get home so I can fill that sweet ass."

Jared was crimson knowing the other agents and their boss could hear all this.

Jensen only laughed as he laced his fingers with Jared's and pulled him along.

"Your ass is so mine." Jared growled.

"Oh so you want to top baby." Jensen egged it on and then whispered. "This gay thing was your idea."

"Now I know what to get you two for Christmas." Misha snickered.

Just about home free Jensen and Jared stopped as they heard the shouts of alarm and running footsteps seconds later a loud alarm sounded.

"Stop!" Voices yelled behind them.

Jensen and Jared exchanged glances and then ran full speed toward the large window at the end of the hall as shots were fired at them.

They crashed through the window pulling strings on their tuxedos they glided to the ground and ran.

Gunfire erupted all around them and Jensen purposely let Jared get in front of him since all the ammo was coming from behind them.

A van sped out in front of them with Misha at the wheel and Agent Dos Santos holding open the sliding door.

A gunman came out of nowhere and Jensen shoved Jared hard into the van taking two bullets to the chest he was dragged into the van before he could fall and they sped away into the night.

TBC

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