The Muffin Song, a csi: miami fanfic

The Muffin Song

Written by: Kawaii-babi

Edited by: Bob the Rainbow Muffin

Disclaimer: Don't own anything CSI: Miami realated. If I did, I would be married to Eric Delko. Sadly, my dream will not come true, so I will have to deal with pictures. Very hot pictures. Very hot shirtless pics. I also don't own The Thong Song. It belongs to the incredible Sisqo, who obviously has a very christian mind. Please note the sarcasm right there. I do own a muffin though. By the way, I know that Eric doesn't have a kid... but just imagine he did.

Eric Delko was sitting on his bed one day, talking on his cell to his latest fling when suddenly, his daughter walked up to him with something in her hand.

"Daddy, what's this?" she asked, opening her hand to reveal, a muffin. Eric just smioled and went into dream land.

"This thing right here
Is lettin all the ladies know
What guys talk about
You know
The finer things in life
Hahaha
Check it out

Ooh dat taste so scandalous
And ya know another flavor couldn't handle it
See ya making that thing in that big round dish
Making it taste so delicious

Uh
Ya like to make those chocolate spots
Tastes alot better than tater tots
Tastes so awesome with soda pop
Or also with a medium mocha

It had lots of chocolate chunks chunks
Bumps like what what what
I like the muffin butt butt
Uh
I think to sing it again
It had lots of chocolate chunks chunks
Bumps like what what what
All night long
Let me eat that muffin!

Makes my tatse buds go da na da na
Makes your taste buds go da na da na
Let me eat da na da na
That m-m-m-muffin
Makes my tatse buds go da na da na
Makes your taste buds go da na da na
Girl let me eat da na da na
That m-m-m-muffin

Ooh dat taste so scandalous
And ya know another flavor couldn't handle it
See ya making that thing in that big round dish
Making it taste so delicious

Uh
Ya like to make those chocolate spots
Tastes alot better than tater tots
Tastes so awesome with soda pop
Or also with a medium mocha

Ooh dat taste so scandalous
And ya know another flavor couldn't handle it
See ya making that thing in that big round dish
Making it taste so delicious

(Whoa)
Ya like to make those chocolate spots
Tastes alot better than tater tots
Tastes so awesome with soda pop
Or also with a medium mocha

(Whoa)
It had lots of chocolate chunks chunks
Bumps like what what what
I like the muffin butt butt
Uh
I think to sing it again
It had lots of chocolate chunks chunks
Bumps like what what what
All night long
Let me eat that muffin!
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on

Yeahhhh yeah

Whoa
Uh alright
Uh whoa yeah
Ooh
Whoa
(Makes my tatse buds go da na da na)
(Makes your taste buds go da na da na)
(Let me eat da na da na)

Baby
(That m-m-m-muffin)

(Makes my tatse buds go da na da na)
(Makes your taste buds go da na da na)
(Let me eat da na da na)
(That m-m-m-muffin)"

Eric then woke up from his little trace to see his daughter eating the muffin. Eric's eyes went wide.

"MY MUFFIN!" He yelled, then ran outr of the appartment, leaving his daughter to stare into space quizzically.

Hope you guys liked it. I have had 5 pixie stix and you should know, I do weird stuff when I have that many pixie stix. Isn't that right, Hippy?