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Nessie POV.

"What're you thinking?" I asked Jake, looking down at him, his head in my lap.

"Last night…" He grinned up at me. I blushed.

"If anyone at all hears you saying that or my father hears your thoughts about that, you'll be vampire chow." He grinned still.

"I dunno Ness…my pack knows all about it…" I widened my eyes, horrified.

"Everyone? Leah and Seth? Quil and Embry? Ew!" I yelled, bolting up.

Jacob fell off my lap onto the floor.

"It's not that bad Ness…" He laughed, sitting up and rubbing his head.

"Not that bad! Ew…" I made an 'ick' face at him. "Quil, Embry, and Seth have seen me naked now. Doesn't that make you mad or anything?!" He snickered.

"Most of them have imprinted so what's the big deal?" I sighed, frustrated. He stood up and took me in his arms.

"C'mon! It's fine! I thought you would remember the fact that they would know sooner or later." I nodded, wrapping my arms around his neck.

"I just think it's…gross." He laughed again, pushing his forehead to mine.

I got on my tiptoes and kissed him. He smiled when I kissed him.

He twisted his hand in my hair and I pulled closer to him.

"Ahem…" Someone cleared their throat. I jumped away from Jacob and spun around to see my father casually leaning on the wall.

"Hi dad." I smiled at him. He smiled back at me and nodded once, crossing the room over to me and Jake. He kissed me on the forehead and put an arm around my shoulders.

"Hmm…I wonder why there is a werewolf kissing my daughter…" He said, smiling darkly.

Jacob held up his hands, backing away. I grinned.

I slipped away from my fathers grip and leaned against Jacob. He put his arm around me and kissed my hair.

My father started to growl, but Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, Emmett...well pretty much all us Cullen's came into the living room.

"We're back!" Alice chimed, helping Jasper with many shopping bags. "You wouldn't believe the sale, Nessie! It was amazing!" She put about seven shopping bags on the floor and started rummaging through them.

I looked over at mom, making a face that said, "Oh god why?" She sighed.

"We bought half the store…" I looked horrified, at the bags.

"This ones my favorite, no this one! Wait this one! No, no, these two are absolutely stunning." Alice held up to sparkly dresses. Both of them cut short, one was neon blue and the other was (of course) bright pink.

"Try them on!" Alice said, pushing me towards the bathroom.

I-uh think I can get myself dressed, Alice." I said politely, taking the dresses. She grinned at me as I softly shut the door. I held up the dresses and sighed.

I'm really not a princess. I thought, not daring to say it aloud. I slowly strip my clothes off and then I took the pink one off the hanger, knowing Alice would want to see that one first.

"Hey Ness, you want some help?" Jacob asked from the other side of the door. I heard a "clunk" and Jacob yelled, "Ow!"

"Down, dog boy." Rosalie. I rolled my eyes and used vampire speed to slip the dress on.

"Ta Da." I said, pirouetting. Alice almost screamed.

"You look so adorable!" Rosalie and Alice said at the same time. Mom shook her head.

"You look cute Nessie, now go put on your normal clothes please." I nodded and saluted her.

"Yes mom."

"But what about the other dress!" I heard Alice shriek as I slammed the door shut.

I laughed, listening to it bounce of the walls, and used the incredible speed again to throw on my normal clothes, grab both the dresses, throw them back into the bags, and grab Jake's hand to lead him outside.

"I swear she's gonna be the death of me." I breathed. He grimaced.

"Let's go to La Push." He said, pulling me towards my car. Well, my moms old "before" car. I rolled my eyes.

I'm half human. So I needed to be safe inside my car when, uh, I don't know, asteroids were plummeting towards earth. I rolled my eyes a second time.

I squeezed Jake's hand and pulled back. I thought of the last time we went too La Push and no one knew, making it slide into Jacob's head…

We came back and my father almost ripped Jake's throat out. We both shuddered at the memory.

"Yeah…okay. Go tell Edward." I laughed and quickly ran inside.

"Mom?" I asked. She was rummaging through one of the other bags lying on the couch. She looked up.

"Hm?"

"May I go to La Push? Please, please, pleeeease." She laughed and shrugged her shoulders.

"Okay. Just be careful please. Don't go in the water and try not to get wet at all. I don't want Edward freaking out again because you're sick." She laughed.

I laughed with her.

"Aw, come on. I'm seven years old. I think I can take care of myself." She rolled her eyes at me. I smiled back then turned to leave.

"Wait, here." I turned and caught the little blue box.

"Thanks." I said, quickly running upstairs to throw it in my bathroom cupboard.

I looked at the little box. A box of tampons.

I smiled, remembering when my mother told me the stories on how I'd been such a surprise.

It suddenly popped into my head, and I started counting the days. I had never really been that regular on my period so it was sort of a relieving thing when I counted two days late, then I laughed at myself.

Me and Jake had only…done it three times, so there was no way.

I slowly walked down the stairs, thinking how silly it was to get worked up about something like that.

"Jeez, takes you like eight years to get down here." Jacob mused from the couch, where he and my mom were talking.

"Yep, it does take me a year more than I've been alive to walk down the stairs, genius." He grinned at me, then kissed my mothers head and grabbed the keys.

The other thoughts I had pushed back into my head.

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