I do not own twilight. I made this out of humor and boredness.
Please.. Don't hate :D
Sooooooooooo, Edward and Pregnant Bella were running through the forest having a grand 'ole time WHEN Edward trips over a randomly placed tree root and lands on a sharp stick that went straight through his chest. Bella, being clumsy, didn't see Edward fall and tripped over his dead body and landed on an up-right tree root that happened to be right there, killing Bella and the un-born creature. Three weeks later, Alice and the others came looking for them, since they never came home and found two lifeless bodies and didn't realize it was Bella and Edward until they turned the bodies over and saw their lifeless faces. "Why didn't I see that coming?" Alice remarks seeing their faces. After burning their bodies, Alice started making the calls, to tell Bella's family about the death, starting with her mother. "Renee, I'm sorry to tell you, but Bella died in a freak accident. She tripped over a root and died." Alice stated. Renee replied with, "Oh... Well, It is Bella, she is clumsy you know. I figured she would have died like that someday." Alice mummers to herself, "How did she know she would die like that and I didn't..." Alice started twitching a little before making the last call to Jacob Black, Bella's ex lover. "Hey wolf man! I need to tell you something about Bella. She died. We think she tripped over Edward when he tripped and was stabbed by a stick." Once hearing this, Jacob started freaking out and had to go to therapy after that. Next time we see Jacob, he's in a crazy hospital in the room with the white fluffy walls and in a straight jacket, twitching 24/7, mumbling something about vampires, monster babies and werewolves.