"Luigi!" Mario yelled as he knocked on his own door.
How could he forget his house keys at a time like this? He thought.
Luigi opened the door, half-asleep, looked at Mario who was carrying a being.
"Don't-a you know it's near midnight..." Luigi muttered until he rested his head on the door and fell asleep.
Mario sighed and barged inside knocking Luigi to the ground, waking him up in the process.
"Mario! What-a was that f-" Luigi yelled until seeing the person Mario was carrying onto the couch.
The second Luigi saw her, well he thought it was a girl, Luigi jumped and held on to Yoshi.
Yoshi, who was woken up from his slumber, rose his head up to notice Luigi holding on to him.
"Yoshi..." Yoshi muttered.
"Sorry Yoshi, BUT THERE'S A VAMPIRE IN THE HOUSE!" Luigi screamed before he proceeded out the door running for his life.
Mario looked back to see Luigi far gone before asking him for help.
"Fine, looks-a like I'm on my own from here" Mario noted, "after all I am a doctor!".
The person that Mario had found was seemed to be a little girl, with seems to be bat wings as small fangs were coming from her teeth. Dressed in a pink mob cap and dress, Mario couldn't put his finger on where she is from.
"I don't-a recall anyone wearing this in Toad Town, or... anywhere" Mario examined.
From what he is getting so far, he found this girl laying somewhere in Toad Town. By looking at her bruises, she was attacked and possibly knocked out.
"No, that-a can't be true" Mario said to Yoshi, who was now wide awake.
"Nothing in the Mushroom Kingdom is that dangerous to hurt someone to critical".
"Yoshi yoshi!" Yoshi yelled.
"Yoshi, she doesn't have a better dress than the Princess... but it does have a better design" Mario agreed.
After bandaging the girl's cuts and bruises for hours, Mario picked her up and put her in his bed.
Luigi came back to the house, with Wario and Lucario.
Mario, who was cooking eggs and waffles for breakfast, noticed Luigi and Co.
"Luigi? What's the meaning of this?" Mario questioned.
"We heard the news that there's a vampire in your house" Lucario said.
"And we came to eliminate it! For a price!" Wario yelled, pulling out a hammer covered with bunches of garlic. "Now, where is that little booger?"
"No guys!" Mario answered standing in front of the stairs that led to the bedroom. "You are not hurting our guest!"
"GUEST? I-A SWEAR IF THAT THING WAKES UP AND EATS ME, YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER!" Luigi threatened.
"But whatever is mine, is yours!" Mario countered.
"Well then, it will be-a officially be mine! GO LUIGI!" Luigi stated as he did a couple of spins.
"Did you even get help?" Lucario asked.
Mario crossed his arms, looking towards the ground. As he was carrying her to his place, he didn't think about taking her to Link's Tree, a hospital, or the Princess's castle.
"I know your a doctor, but you should've gotten some information on this one before bringing her to your house. It's called Common Sense" Lucario said.
Mario put his arms to the side and looked at Lucario.
"Your-a right" Mario said.
Mario brought everyone upstairs and Lucario jumped as soon as he saw her face.
"No... this can't be... she was... only a... rumor..." Lucario shuttered.
Mario, Luigi, and Wario all looked at Lucario confused.
"Mario, get rid of her when you have the chance!" Lucario demanded.
Mario and Luigi was surprised by Lucario's tone as Wario began to pick his nose.
"Do you realize who this is?" Lucario asked.
"A girl in costume?" Mario answered.
"A vampire?" Luigi answered.
"A money making girl that can barf gold bars?" Wario answered.
"Wrong, yes, and way off!" Lucario said, "That is Remilia Scarlet".
Mario looked at her. "So that is what she looks like" Mario thought.
"Oooooooo... I heard stories about her!" Luigi shuttered as he pulled his cap over his eyes.
Wario pointed at Remilia, "Is she rich?" Wario asked.
"She does own a mansion-"
"I'm sold! Wake her up or something, I want some money!" Wario commanded.
"No! She is very dangerous! We can't! We have to get rid of her before she's awaken from her coma!" Lucario countered.
Luigi looked at Yoshi as he went up stairs. Yoshi licked Lucario.
"Ack! Yoshi, now is not the time-" Lucario said but went silent.
Remilia rose from Mario's bed and let out a yawn.
"Sakuya, what's the time?" Remilia asked as she was rubbing her eyes.
The Mario Brothers, Yoshi, Wario, and Lucario stood there, frozen in fear.
"Sakuya, what is the time?" Remilia asked again.
Remilia then faced Mario standing next to everyone else still frozen in fear.
"Sakuya? Have you turned into a handsome man?" Remilia joked.
"It depends, are you being sarcastic?" Mario mumbled.
"No, I mean it, what's wrong-" Remilia then jumped out of the bed "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!" she yelled.
Luigi, Yoshi, Wario screamed and ran out. Mario and Lucario stood at the same spot.
"Wait! Let us explain!" Mario begged.